Tfw Kratos taught me more about being a man than my dad ever did

>tfw Kratos taught me more about being a man than my dad ever did
>do as you please
>never assume
>don't bother with people that arent on your path
>always be ready for a fight


Inb4 god of onions. It was a pretty good game

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>Gleans masculinity from a video game
Not going to make it.

It's an okay game, if you stop thinking it's a good of war game. Cause it's not.

>video games

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You're right it's not, it goes above and beyond.

Kindly fuck off. You're no better than me

I might be, who knows.

Doubt it

Why?

>first replier for a thread he doesn't agree with to shut down the OP

Sounds like a faggot to me

I just think you're searching too much. It's cliche as hell but the answer is within.

Somehow I knew you were going to say that. Define within. Knowledge is all discovered. Unless you want to say all confidence is is instinct which I would disagree with

Masculinity is inherent, it's instinctual. Youre not going to have much luck by trying to find your identity within movement's and groups and Jordan Peterson lectures.

My dad taught me to be a workaholic and ignore your children's emotional needs.

Pretty much the same as Kratos except he's a fat doctor.

my dad was a fat abusive cunt. I learned nothing from him.

Do you really think I'm one of those guys trying to regain my manhood by following Jordan Peterson? I simply liked what they wrote for Kratos to say to his kid and believe it applies well. My dad never guided me because I'm the youngest son of 4 and he never had the time. I was raised by television and by observing my brothers. Stop assuming you know everyone's backstory and identity because of memes

Holy shit this thread

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Cringe shouldnt be a surprise on this website.

>Do you really think I'm one of those guys trying to regain my manhood by following Jordan Peterson?
Yes

Well you're wrong. Although he does have some good things to say. You probably dont like him because you're a contrarian and because Reddit started liking him.

>No but yes I love him he's my replacement daddy
Never gonna make it. I mean its bad enough that you're the 4th born but jeez.

Is this just trolling now? If so, please don't reply I don't need to go down the insult road just because you cant form an argument

Were you unaware that each successive child from a mother tends to be less attractive and more beta with more mental health issues? It's a scientific fact....

It was trolling in the first place bro, you took the bait.

Is that why you're here instead of going out and trying to lose your virginity?

Yeah ok pal.

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Oh, but he is. He said the right words.

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Yikes

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It's nothing personal brah, just realize the social errors you're making and move on. We're all autists here who have done that and much, much worse.

Blow me

I was the third born so probably. Still a step up from you, fourthie.

I will.

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Not my post
Good. This is the homosexual board

Beat me to it

>video games
>*le edgy dad issues
You ain't no man faggot

>Good. This is the homosexual board
Good

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Nigger please don't educate me on manhood

This so much. Rick and Morty too.

Kek

Creative

Literally beat this today. Great day to beat it on.

>>*le edgy dad issues
How is it edgy growing up as a bastard?

Not him and you have a serious projecting problem dude, I'm 3rd born myself and am Chad by this website's standards

>Chad by this website's standards
>this website's standards
Doesn't mean much

>kid is acting like a bitch
>doesn't reason with the child or realize his own faults
>instead lays the fucking law of the land by telling his kid to sit down and shut the fuck up
>when i was young i thought this was backward logic and kids deserved the last word
>now i fucking understand that kids need to shut the fuck up

Finally a 21st century medium that gets it

Is it worth a purchase? I haven't played the others.

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Same

Same. Minus the workaholic part. I want to tell him all the time what a terrible father he was, but theres no point. I'll just act like he was a good father and be civil towards him till either he dies or I do.