>practice gf is pregnant
Practice gf is pregnant
Christopher Taylor
Nolan Jones
>karma
get rekt
Xavier Adams
>can't even get a practice gf
I'm waiting for the day when I forget how to breath and die
Evan Rodriguez
I'm 70% Shure I'm in the same shit boat as you right now
Ethan Ross
>have only cummed on practice gf's giant titties
>worried that one supercharged mega sperm made it to her uterus
fuck man you never know
Caleb Kelly
congrats, your freedom is officially over
don't tyrone out on it
Julian Parker
F
Good luck m8
Logan Harris
>Giant titties
Is she fat
Matthew Lopez
>get practice gf
>still dating her 3 years later
>she hasn't lost weight in 2 years despite trying to
kill me
dont get a fucking practice gf
Eli Reyes
>tfw fell in love with practice gf
>tfw came to see the kind, caring girl she is
>tfw I want her to be the mother of my children
>tfw I feel like I don't deserve such a wonderful person
>tfw I feel like a monster for ever intending to use and discard her
Brandon Turner
>practice gf blackmailed me into being her permanent "beta" orbiter/provider
>got a new bf recently
Adrian Hall
>blackmailed
with what?
Levi Smith
They say it's because of the pill but why are they eating all the time? I know this girl who says she is trying while eating cake, ice cream and other sweets, so fucking delusional
Levi Butler
Press D to dab on faggot OPs life
D
Jason Richardson
she has photos of me in her panties, linen knee-high stockings and gucci flip flops. Threatened to release the photos to my dad whom is hard leaning right conservative christian black man
Joshua Williams
because women have life on easymode and don't have willpower that men do
Angel Morgan
Shit's sketchi af but still funny
Hunter Rivera
Post pics here right now brutha.
Liam Nelson
>is she fat
nope thank god. weighs 140lb and carries 36DD. face is pretty average though.
Ryan Adams
>tfw also falling in love with the girl I briefly considered a practice gf when I first started dating her
>tfw she doesn't ever want to have children
Joseph Williams
just ghost her and dissapear from her life
Eli Gray
>ended up marrying practice gf after 7 years of "practicing"
get on my level
Bentley Taylor
>tfw practice wife is pregnant with yet another practice child
Jaxson Sullivan
you fucked up big time there
Jordan Garcia
>practice son showed me scribblings that vaguely looks like an anime girl
>saw him watching vocaloid songs when my wife let him use her laptop
Time to re-roll for the 4th time.