Anyone else work in restaurant? feels like flirty co workers increases my test

Why do this fren

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actual autism

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replying with an anime ass drawing, man thats some real autism

*teleports behind you*
heh nuttin personnell..

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when I see big milkers, they only mine

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we no longer frens

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What you mean flirty coworkers. Is the restaurant business known to have slutty girls?

MY MILKIES!!!!!!

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no none at all

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Fantastic thread

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>all your coworkers are dudes

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Please excuse him.

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>start falling in love with brand new female coworker
It keeps on happening. Make it stop, bros.....

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abra kazoom i banish you to far away

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Fucking based. I've been waiting for something like this

>micromanage
What kind of söyspeak is this?

Do you not know english, you slack-jawed shitheel?

>tfw no one has ever flirted with me

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rude

post a pic of her to help you cope

i think it's a term to define the strategical movement of single units on the battlefield, so it's pretty fitting
stop seeing soj everywhere

SAUCE

i used to work at a fine dining restaurant. all the servers were 8-10/10 because the boss only hired hot women. wanting to fuck their brains out was the motivation i needed to lose weight and get fit

>only coworker who was flirting with me was a indian womanlet with hairy cheeks and kept trying to get me to meet her parents

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H-how do you do fellow frog posters itt. I too am a frog haha

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iktfb

sh

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>work in a hotel
>unlimited flirting from guests
Same when I was a grocery store clerk when I was a teen
Milfs love me

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>tfw my ex left me for her 30 year old coworker at applebee's

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>applebee's waitress
jesus christ man

it was like her first job. this was 5 years ago when we were 19 so the pain has faded...mostly. topics over promiscuity in the restaurant workplace triggers these feels tho

>Stacy
>6/10

Pick one.

have you ever fucked a milf who started hitting on you? Sounds hot af, literal porn fantasy

Lmao what store is this, I live in Bethesda too

How do you know a woman is hitting on you or flirting with you? Im too autistic to notice these things

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if a woman talks to you it's safe to say she wants the D

I worked in a few restaurants in college. The girls there were major skanks, everyone at the place was fucking each other. There’s always a hard line between the people just there to make money and the people who are dead ends. The dead-end girls were guaranteed to be DTF, most of them had fucked the manager at some point, had kids with no dads etc. and when you’re cooped up in the place with them all day their tight black pants make them go from 5/10 to 7/10

If she's within 3 feet of you.

ah fuck

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>losing your girl to a literal 30 year old boomer

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>all the girls I work with are taken or too young (17 vs 22)
>Never get mires from them anyway
>Part of my job is ordering them to take food to tables so it's hard to see them as desirable when they can't even accomplish a basic task
>All the pretty young waitresses from a few years ago getting fat and unattractive
>Girl I used to flirt with/touch the most is desperately clinging to bar crawls on her day off, starting to look like she's pregnant
>Occasionally hot girls dangled in front of me to tease, as I work every day anyway so it's not like I have time to get to know them
>Have to hear about Snapchat, chance the rapper, juules (that stupid vape thing) and stupid shit like that all the time
>Just got bitched at yesterday for wearing a tank top (I always have for the 5 years I work there, i wear it under a chef uniform

STOP. I know. Thing is she was a big tiddered goth redhead who was obsessed with being a mummy. I made it clear I wasn't down for that so soon after she left me. Honestly tho, I've creeped her fb and she does NOT look like the way she used to. Actually kind of sad how gross she got. I cope by telling myself I dodged a bullet.

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>involved with anyone with a family-related fetish
I almost left my wife after she told me she had a daddy fetish. Shit is fucking gross. Can't be attracted to someone who isn't, and doesn't want to be, my equal, much less wanting to pretend to be a fucking child.

>wanting your wife to be your equal

I would say that's hot, but the daddy shit just screams mental issues. IDK if my ex had a fetish, because she immediately had a kid after she got with the guy. My only regret is not creampieing her at least once. She took birth control, at least initially. I was too scared tho so I always pulled out and nutted on those beautiful milkers. fuck maybe that's what i'm missing. those tidds and child bearing hips.

>tfw 26 year old KV
>tfw no one has ever shown interest in me
Why should i go on? What's the point of it all?

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Look, that shit is fine for a girlfriend, or if you're planning on divorcing in the short run, but when you actually look at spending the rest of your life, growing old and sharing everything with somebody, do you really think that you can stand to be with someone for that long that you don't respect as your equal? It's the same for friends, I'm not friends with anyone I consider to be less than myself, because I can't respect them enough to want to waste my time around them. If this doesn't make sense to you, you're not making it.

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fuuuuuuuck bros why are loose hanging titties in shirts so god tier

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dunno desu

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>post anime instead of an actual loose hanging tiddy girl
Sort yourself.
It fucking screeches mental issues. The scary part is having kids with someone with a fetish like that, how the fuck are you supposed to feel good about your wife calling you daddy and wanting to be treated like a child, then go and make your kids breakfast the next day? Let alone trust someone like that to raise children reasonably. You dodged a full magazine dude, big tits and hips are easy to find, just actively pursue women with those features and ignore skinny hoes.

Not talking about the daddy thing, but in general. Men and women aren’t the same and your wife almost certainly doesn’t want to be your “equal.” Marital happiness doesn’t come from equality or distribution of labor, it comes from each partner doing what is right for each. In the man’s case, it is acting as head of the household.

t. married 10 years.

Also your wife will never truly be satisfied in bed unless you suck it up and indulge her fantasy

I didn't imply that equality was based on distribution of labor, but that having respect for one another and being able to meet eachothers basic needs without infringing upon our base moral and ethical standards. Her fucked up fetish infringes on my standard. Wanting to be treated like a child is more than just putting herself in a lesser position, it's disrespecting herself to a level that I find unattractive.
>also your wife will never be truly satisfied in bed unless you suck it up and indulge in her fantasy
t. cuck
Those are the words of an actual cuck. I'll get a divorce, or sign her up for therapy, before indulging my wife in her degenerate fantasies.

lol I work in bethesda on East West Highway @ Wisconsin where do you work?

>qt as fuck Hispanic girl at work (Security)
>Playfully shove each other around on the clock
>Go to the gym with her once or twice a week
>Workouts always better when she's there
>Going to a concert with her next month

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I can't believe that you can reach the age of 26 with no one having ever shown interest in you in a romantic or sexual way.

Make a move soon or you'll be thrown into the friend zone for being an apathetic beta

That's just obvious. Gonna invite her to my place after our next workout and put on a movie for us to ignore

enjoy your divorce and alimony when she finds a man to be her daddy

>alimony
You are the definition of cucked.

Let me watch please. Sex smells so gross but I like watching it.

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No

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>17
You fucking pedo

I work as a bartender for a busy restaurant and I've been stacking up mires from staff and customers.
I work with a lot of university aged cuties and catch them mirin out of the corner of my eye. One that supposedly has a long distance boyfriend is getting more brazen with me and calls me muscles when she sees me carrying heavy stock up the stairs and pointed out the veins popping out of my arms.

It's nice, but the majority of them have boyfriends and are only here for the summer. Still, it's good practice for flirting and shit talking.

>Be 23
>Work as a lifeguard, so all of my coworkers are either minors or leaving town as soon as the summer ends
>Best case scenario I get a teaching job in the fall, but everyone will be a minor or a soccer mom
I'm going to a open D&D game tonight at a local comic shop by a community college in an attempt to meet people. If there are no qts I'm gonna bite the bullet and make a tinder account.

Take her to eat protein at your hose after the gym to maximize gains.

>girl I fell for and turned me down leaves
>on the train home ride with another female coworker and tell her what happened
>bullies me for "being so corny and cute"
>this continues until 1.34 in the morning
>I bully her back because she's a womanlet
>call her mommy
>calls me young boy, good boy
does she want the dick? we also have no qualms with physical contact, eye contact, bantering with each other

that's a long train ride

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pls respond

she kept messaging me on text after we got off the train I mean

Fucking obviously, unless she's only doing the mommy thing as a joke

>unless she's only doing the mommy thing as a joke
Nothing is ever a joke with women.
They'll 'joke' about sucking your dick dry just so they have plausible deniability when you tell their boyfriend that she sucked your dick.

22 here

Being VERY ugly does that

yeah but if youre normal looking then people should've shown interest, right?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..*breaths in* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Imagine standing naked beside her, grabbing her tit and rubbing your hard cock on it haha

i work in a dead end shit job and im just now becoming self aware that im still here because of all the college girls i spend my days flirting with but not actually chasing. dont also fall into this trap bros. im totally gonna keep doing it though because i had no human interaction before this.

how this dynamic works:

you're ultimate sex deprived so you make neurotic posts about it on Jow Forums and probably claim you fall in love with her
she mid tier bored lady who sorta wants it and is responsive but isnt going to chase you
everyone else in life happy well adjusted, and doesn't have to fuck everyone they have chemistry with

working in the service industry is for peasants.
i hate that i have to share Jow Forums with you people.

sounds like heaven, fuck girl coworkers

>fuck coworkers
/thread

I'm at work with 10 servers down and I'm sitting on Jow Forums enjoying the memes and laughter this brings me

Thank you mememers, i need this right now more than you realize

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Youre welcome you wh*t0id n1gg*r0id pasta0id

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Hang in there bro.. i'm 27 KV and it's the same. Not even one.. nobody gives me any sign and when grills look my way they give me a fake impression that they might be interested only for me to later find out they got a bf or married (they just seek more validation since they got bored).. point of it.. make the best of what you have, be your own man. At least having a good physical condition and endurance will help you on the long run.

But what's the point of living a long life if you're just miserable and lonely?

>service job
>female-dominated workplace
We're in agreement. OP are you a drug addict or just a retard?

>thinking there's anything wrong with a girl calling you daddy as you fuck her with your hand around their neck

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>nothing wrong with late-2010's brink of civilization collapse degeneracy for basic bitches