What kind of boys do you like femanons

Describe what he looks like. Please

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He looks like Jesus Christ because he is the only one for me.

>bad posture
>messy hair
>pale
>eye bags from lack of rest
>dead look in his eyes

Femanon you just described half of Jow Forums

Wtf that's exactly me

maybe thats why we come here then
u autists turn us on

>eyes that see a thousand yards away
>hair so round it deflects harmful light
>stern expression that rejects reality
>not hiding bodyfat anywhere

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I want him to be funny and mean and petulant and smart but undereducated look like justin theroux.

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Then why am I a 28 year old virgin

because we look disgusting and you'd never approach us

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You can't be as bad as some of the women I've approached in my desperate moments

I guarantee that as long as you're not morbidly obese and deformed you're perfectly lovable

if youre fat then probably not
other than that you probably arent as bad as you think

>bad posture
I'm working on better posture
>messy hair
Recently got a hair cut
>pale
Lmao I actually leave the house every now and then so no
>eye bags from lack of rest
I do but I'm trying to start a sleep schedule
>dead look in his eyes
Yeah but that can't be gotten rid of

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Louis Theroux is better

Once a fembot described her dream guy and it was identical to me. Then she asked a bit about me then she asked for my discord but I didn't give enough information since I don't know much about discord. It's a shame because I actually wanted to talk to her.

Snarky, but kind hearted and funny lanklet with long, messy metalhead hair or a moptop with a massive nose and sleepy eyes and porcelain skin.

I was raised Catholic and I remember being absolutely mortified because I thought he looked pretty hot during the Crucifixion.

This. Give me a qt sleepy boyfriend in boxers to smooch.

Speak for yourself. Most guys here are pricks. With that said, there are some qts, and I'd be lying if I didn't find the comments robots leave on porn threads arousing.

I was a Louis Theroux bf.

Is this a compilation of all shooter's heads?

Mein nigga.

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>messy metalhead hair or a moptop with a massive nose and sleepy eyes and porcelain skin.
Literally me, location?

stereotypical basement dweller. morbidly obese, hairy, unkempt, sweaty, etc. it's a weird fetish of mine. i fantasize about taking the virginity of someone like that, it kind of turns me on to think about them cumming almost immediately or even cumming before i touch them. desu that's probably the exact opposite of what would actually happen though because those types of dudes are the ones who post on here about how they're no longer attracted to 3D women and how their anime waifu is infinitely superior to smelly roasties

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this unironically

See pic

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damn i figured i was the only degenerate like this
high five

>Describe what he looks like
I literally never think of this when fantasizing about my ideal bf.

Ugh, yes, I love guys who look like what you'd think a typical (younger) robot looks like, especially if he's a bit short and skelly. I also love the dark hair/eyes-pale skin combo.

Kek