How can one mess up this bad?

I feel so bad for Bob, he worked hard all of his life, and the universe rewards him with a slut leech of a wife and an aboslute failure of a son. It's not my place to judge, but I can't help to feel bad for him.

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lazy, mother refuses to teach me how to drive, mother never really emotionally supported me, live in middle of nowhere, lazy, not autistic enough to make a sonic oc, lazy

idk my plan is to become some sort of hidinginmyroom-tier lolcow and live off of the internet infamy.

>oh poor Christian, the mean bullies are just losers for picking on him
I hate it when people try to shift the blame on "the online bullies" despite the fact that many people have tried helping Chris and he's still selfish.

Well keep me updated, lolcows are my hobby

any advice for a starry-eyed youth?

There was a glimmer of hope for this too, all he was to do was go offline, which he did for a while but he just couldn't help himself in the end. But to be fair, at this point, I don't blame him that much, this "fame" is all he has going in on his life and all he can make any money off of without getting an actual job. He chose this, consciously or not, unless he actually gets a real job, he won't disappear.

Didn't all of Bob's other children become successful?

Yes, LOL
Also didn't Barb have a fairly successful son before she married Bob?

start making cringey sonic oc, start a youtube with autistic vids on it. screech at anyone who gives you criticism. if you aren't actually full blown autist and want to be a synthetic lolcow, i'd suggest checking out the works of Daxflame

It's weird, chris even seems less of a fuck up compared to the modern crop of lolcows.

He's even managing to be a tranny more gracefully than some of them and did it without chopping off his cock

Just remember the phrase "Woozle Wuzzle". I'll work it in somehow.

Yeah, compared to cwc, you could say Cole Smithey is pretty successful.

I would honestly say Chris is doing better than anyone who's homeless and also most people who wagecuck or do hard manual labor for minimum wage

by god i hope you do it lad. it's been too long since we've had a decent synthetic lolcow

the guy who shot those newspeople?

He's not doing that well at all, he spents all of his money on toys rather than bills. He's missed several payments and has become close to being homeless.

He's possibly the worst lolcow of all, simply because his reputation is damaged beyond repair, he's been banned from every store, banished by every group, lost his virginity to prostitute, tricked into sending sextapes to a 13 year old boy (in which he had sex with a doll on camera)

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Doesn't he have a festering gooch tear that he believes is his vagina?

Yeah, that also got infected.

youtube.com/watch?v=ijGuu_qq2ic

count dankula's chat with him is pretty interesting ESPECIALLY the last five minutes in which he claims that ted bundy did nothing wrong and is half-human half-sonichu

>He's possibly the worst lolcow of all
He's not even close, if CWC releases another comic, people fucking read it, if he puts something up for sale people actually buy it.

Despite minimal effort people are still interested in his work and pay for it.

Compare him to someone like Brianna Wu where she spends years burning $90K (was it?) making an awful videogame and despite having a big twitter follower count no one cared or even wanted to play it. and this is before we examine the fact she literally had a sex chance to become her own bad original character

Chris might have a sad existence but it's not a pathetic one compared to some of these people.

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I want to see that. Is this on youtube or something?

youtube.com/watch?v=xBWPQUB5tUk

he went to a convention, was kissing/touching people without consent and had a breakdown when he was asked to leave

Reminder that Josh Null Moon of the Kiwifarms is now CWCs official manager, agent, bodyguard, pimp, and financial advisor. He created a fake e-mail address for Chris, hes in control of all Chris accounts, and is doxxing anyone who tries to contact CWC. Hes also reporting trolls to the FBI and Department of Homeland Security. Rumor has it he was responsible for the takedown of the CWC Documentary channel out of jealousy

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Null/Josh is raging that TMG staff are sucks who didn't give Chris enough warnings before kicking him out. He is also convinced that a troll caused Chris to get kicked out, so the Kiwis are trying to dox people who interacted with Chris at the con

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>feeling sad for bob
>aka the man that was the direct cause of chris not growing up with the help he needs
Do your research man. I get being a bit wary of schools not treating autistic kids as good as they should but that's no excuse to fight tooth and nail to have him in with the general students where he faces constant mockery and never gets the advice or help he needs specifically to be successful and autistic

Josh blaming TooManyGames staff for being cucks and kicking his baby out of the con

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Null is a fucking faggot
You can't run a forum that directly fuels the lives of these people being ruined and try and act high and mighty
Guy's just trying to cover his ass when Barb kicks the bucket and Chris offs himself

is there anything worse than whiteknights?

Null is paying Chris' mortgage for him

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Holy fucking shit
The one thing I was looking forward to, the poetic end to a man the world abandoned, finally seeing it all come crashing down and that faggot has to step in and take that from me?

This is why you don't have kids past 50

He's paying it off in chicken tendies

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Fuck these white-knighting fucks
They spent years torturing the guy and now they want to act all high-and-mighty?
>boo hoo don't bully chris
>biggest section on kf is about cwc

>It could have been prevented.
Yes, but it wasn't. That's the point.
He and everyone around him messed up.

How does this dude have $100+ k to pay off Chris' and Barb's debt? Is he actually rich or is this some white knight shit he isn't gonna follow through with?

He loved Chris, he was more loving than Barb. Him getting angry at Chris shows that he cared, but he just didn't understand. He didn't deserve his fate.

I'm not saying he didn't love him. Hell, you might even be able to argue that he loved him too much. He coddled him. Nothing Chris ever did could be a bad thing. At most, he'd just be "confused" or whatever. He created the beast Chris is. If he had taken action when the extremely obvious signs were there then we never would've heard of Chris.
He's not Satan or anything for it, plenty of people would make the mistakes he made. But that's what keeps him from being an angel.

>did it without chopping off his cock
But I thought he did?

I think Chris is literally the bottom of the barrel mate, it's living standards we're talking about here. When Barb passes eventually, Chris is going to be taken in and locked up in a box his whole life.

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He had an infected wound on his taint from his piercing that he was hoping would become a vagina. But he finally got it treated so it didn't cost him his dick.
He probably would get surgery if he had the means to but he doesn't and so his dick remains, hoping for better days.

It's wrong if he pays it for Chris though. The more attention Chris gets, the longer he's out on the streets doing horrible things like trying to grope people and then refusing to leave when confronted by security.

youtube.com/watch?v=iFpCOSjCqt8
Let's take a second to appreciate this

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Its just him laying on the floor curled up.
Nothing really substantial.

Barb is just a shell of a woman, jesus man.

Having an autistic tranny son who's forcing you to drink meal replacements while he rapes you every night will do that to you alright

Why did he have a piercing there to begin with?

you made me laugh, wouldn't be surprised if thats real

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I believe he got it so he'd feel like he had a clitoris.

why are you talking like he is dead ?

>lose weight
>ditch the shitty glasses
> grow hair

boom a normie

lol cant cure autism

true, the only way to cope with it is detainment

Has he ever raped barb or anything sexual? Wouldn't be surprised.

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He's actually fked
youtu.be/cpQ99lJ8H1M?t=5

Is that kliksphilip?
Dude's funny

he's weird tho, he makes farting videos and talks about his life like it's normal for people to know everything about you.

answer my question btich

no it's not kliksphilip, it's jontron.

not that one, retard

the the fk do you think it is, retard.

shut the fuck up you son of basterd mother.

I am always impressed by people who are brave enough to be autistic and obnoxious out in public.
Doesn't matter if they are stupid. It's a thing I wish I could do. Many things would be easier

It's a gift they squander. Instead of using care freeness to talk to girls and get a job, they waste it by being stupid, like pepper spraying people ffs

>brave enough to be autistic and obnoxious out in public
They're not "brave" user, they're just literally too stupid to be self-aware. Real autistic people have a hard time understanding that other people are not the same as them. That's why Chris buys presents that he would like to his parents, or why he can't understand that other people lie all the time just to make fun of him. There's nothing to admire.

If he was born neurotypical he would have been a twitch streamer or the like that the nerd culture eats up

She's got the onset of dementia IIRC.

What do you think would of happened if he was born an NT? Would he have moved on from all of this by now?

Aren't all the successful streamers hot, or at the very least charismatic?

Without autism, Chris would still be a dick with a huge ego.