>be me
>go to party
> 6’3
>230 pounds
>beast
>basically say 50 words over course of entire party
>little twink talks to all of the girls
>I sit around and drink
> pic related
So what’s the problem Jow Forums I thought women like masculine men?
Be me
Julian Carter
Jayden Morris
Yeah chicks dig it bro. Make sure to never smile and always be squinting to improve facial aesthetics. Don't talk because girls love the strong silent type. If anyone comes to you make sure to answer with one word to surround yourself in an air of mystery. Gl bro
Joseph Fisher
D E L E T E
Juan King
You’re a beast alright. A hambeast.
Why are you even here, do you even lift. Those girls are disgusting too.
Parker Barnes
This blonde's back is bigger than yours.
Henry Parker
I don’t get it, the picture shows two girls and two thinks.
Justin Davis
You expect them to come to you? Then what? Some autism and awkward silence most likely. Get a dating app and meet a girl well below your standards and get some practice little baby.
Austin Morales
Are you all pretending to be retarded responding seriously to op?
Daniel Turner
Jeremiah Wright
>skinny twink gets laid
>user posts on Jow Forums
Evan Peterson
pls stop
Oliver Jenkins
>the CHAD virgin vs the VIRGIN virgin
Jackson Ramirez
>fat white guy with a hairy neck and poor social skills wonders why women don't like him
Josiah Martinez
tfw never know what to say
Cameron Harris
If there was a chubby black in the scene he'd already be having his cock sucked clean off
Hunter Allen
Women don’t like fucking loser dyels though.
Colton Moore
Is this girl's name Katie? They all look the same but I truly feel I've this skank before.
Parker Johnson
Just post up man, wait for your minions to flock to you.
Jonathan Smith
The Golden god doesnt get turned down
Cooper Myers
Nah her name is Daniel and she’s a complete slut
Bentley Roberts
>overweight, baby-faced kid with horrible haircut
kek
Cameron Miller
Do you people still not get that muscles will only get you an attention advantage? If someone else can talk and be more interesting and they're not obese it skeleton mode they will be at the advantage.
Dominic Gomez
>beast
>that
I had more muscle when I was in high school for fuck's sake. Incidentally, chicks did approach me at HS parties, so maybe hit the gym and chicks will come to you, fatass. Also, get a fucking haircut and learn how to dress.
>implying this is real
>implying I'm not just bored and responding to bait
Carson Morales
That’s just not true. Every time I go to a party I’m the center of attention because people give me that initial glance that gives me the advantage. Lifting can and will help you gain social skills simply by putting you in situations where you are forced to learn them
Nathan Adams
Yeah, and OP clearly didn't learn them. Those of us who are old enough to have gone through HS and college have all done this sit in the corner and wait for them to approach you shit, but that only works in the movies. You gotta approach them and OP didn't.
Aiden Moore
Maybe it doesn’t work for op but it works for me
Chase Richardson
She got married to some beta male after she got fat and rode Jamal's dick for some time.
Evan Nelson
This is the saddest looking party.
Levi Johnson
The problem is you're retarded
David Lee
not being mean or cruel, but you got the posture of a loser.
Julian Butler
>partying in your socks
Levi Diaz
You’re clearly not masculine if you can’t socialize with women at a party, especially if you complain about it on Jow Forums afterwards.
Tyler Gomez
t. "I drive."
Ryder Evans
We got the samw body type bro, same weight and height too. Just get drugged up and act foolish. You are dominant. Just do whatever you want
Daniel Walker
>beast
>cucked by twink
literally pick one