Fucked a chubby /hightest/ chick last night

Dude I feel that
This one time I hooked up with this chunky chick off tinder and she had a thicc ass
she played soccer in HS so it was all firm and shit
I came over to some place that she was house sitting and as soon as I walked in the door she was all on me
Picture perfect ass as soon as I got it out of her yoga pants, red g string and everything
Was the tightest girl Ive ever fucked and she fucked like a champ
We went at it till my dick was sore, probably busted like 5 times (tfw nofappin for like a month at that point)
I still think about that ass in that g string, wish I got a pic of it.
It sucks cause my gf now doesnt fuck nearly as good and I fantasize about the other chicks ass while I fuck her
I feel like chicks who arent supermodel hot or have a lil extra weight on them try harder to make themselves appear sexy and will fuck you better to make up for their flaws. Like real shit Ive fucked a few 8-9/10 skinny chicks but they never seem to put as much effort as a 7/10 with 20 extra pounds

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obv meaning a conservative person with kids and an obvious yuppie-like behavior

IT WASN'T LIKE THAT
WE DIDN'T FUCKIN SNOWBALL IT SHE JUST SWALLOWED IT ALL

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Chubbyh chicks have huge tits too, one let me oil them up and suck on them, then she gave me a titjob and i cam all over her tits and face

what happend to the thicc chick? not gf material?

>I feel like chicks who arent supermodel hot or have a lil extra weight on them try harder to make themselves appear sexy and will fuck you better to make up for their flaws
That hasn't been my experience, I fucked a fat chick and she was shit in every sense, while my really hot (ex) gf was perfect in bed.

Also most braphogs and titcows are insecure about their bodies and treat you like a god.

She wasnt really. We would hook up one more time after that but then she said she wanted to get back with her ex (even tho she like did nothing but talk shit about him)
>talks about ex too much
>wants to get back with shitty ex with no job
yeah two red flags was enough after that we stopped talking. maybe if she breaks up with him Ill use her as a cum dump

dat pic tho

LMAO

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see Ive had only one thin chick really ride me well and fuck like a champ (the others either lay there and just take it, cant give good head to save their life, or cant handle it when I punch their cervix with my dick)
Ive had like 3 little thiccer girls that love when I smash that cervix, suck dick like a goddess, and know how to ride dick.
also for some reason the tightest chick Ive ever fucked was that soccer thicc chick that I fucked while the loosest was this 120 lbs thin chick. I thought for tthe longest time the thinner they were the tighter but I was proved wrong

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I fucked a fat chick a few days ago and I had her slap me in the face as hard as she could several times.

Seems like this was true 5 years ago, but in 2018? I don't think any woman around here has a legitimate lack of self esteem these days or sees any guy aside from a natural chad as her better. Where are you from that this is true?

>being this new

We gassed them up too much. We turned them into egotistical monsters.

I love big bitches, they can take a pounding. Smack ass, pudgy and squishy,
"like bags of sand "
>40yearoldvirgin.jpg
Beating buns, turns around sucks all that fluid off my dick, spits on my dick, sukcs it up, spits on my balls and then puts them in her mouth.

And then dug her from behind , pull her hair with one hand and the other choke her, or slap her ass.

Best ever.

Now with a skinny fat... doesn't know how to ride, I go a little to deep or hard and it hurts her. No fun.

Can confirm

Pretty much ye

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>turned them

They were already like that, it was just kept in check

To continue...

After you give her a good rodeo.

She will make you something to eat after words.

My favorite was this chubby Milf ,
Thick thighs, big breast, wide hips.

She lived being deep throat, while pulling her hair. Cum anywhere and she likes it, eats it.
She will suck me off even when I havent showered.
She taught me a few things. Talked dirty to me, I treat her like a rented mule. Calls me daddy, babe, baby, etc
>machoman.jpg

After words she will clean me off, or takes me in the shower with her and she'll wash me.
>mommy_status.jpg

And then she cooks me food, she knows what I like and she cooks it.

She told me shes mot looking for a man, boyfriend, or husband. ( recently got divorced) just wants someone around to have fun and be appreciated., doesn't want her kids to have another father figure. She just wants the fun.

I tell you what she spoiled the fuck out of me.

She read about it in Cosmo.

>talks shit about ex
>wants to get back with him
Thats women psychology for ya. Learn from it.

Also, in my experience chubby girls fuck best specially if they see you are fit. Close seconds come depressive borderline girls who are kinky but not that good in bed

Damn you were spoiled
Im jelly, I live for milfs
Anyone got good places to look to pick up milfs?

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My man you are so right. Everybody should fuck a depressive chick with dark circles around her eyes. It’s like you can feel their nihilism tighten right around you. 10/10

damn I want to fuck an older braphog. Im fucking jealous bro

Chubby chicks are the best.

I had one that spit on it,
Twist her tongue in a way
Placed a finger on my sack in way felt good.
I had one girl who would only lick the tip till I came.
Sucked the balls till I came. Ass job.

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bro nice

yeah they love sucking dick, most girls give garbage head but high test girls know how to please a man with their mouth. Not afraid to get nasty too

Bars, dive bars. Most of the time I get a bit action is at a western club, country dance bar. Everyones gets off with whiskey. And even 3/10 fat bitches. They're desperate too.

How I got this one is great her nice,
I was mature with her, and made her laugh. Mostly made her laugh, and told her she shouldn't be driving while drunk and to stop drinking. Again she got out of divorce, she felt that comfortness and security from me. That's shes been missing from her marriage.

Bros... humor is a great way to talk to women !

I shit you not, woman love laughter.

>Sucked the balls
>Ass job

Only virgins say these things

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>playing with ass is nasty
t. virgin

God OP's pics ass is fucking GLORIOUS

what's the best place to download hd clips like in the op from?

>last night in Bangkok at the end of a great lads holiday in Thailand and Laos
>partying on Khao San Road
>Lots of asian qt's, literally grabbing dick on the dancefloor
>being blond and 5'11 in asia is basically cheat codes
>but I have my eyes on someone else
>norwegian chick who is THICC af
>dat juicy ass
>dem gorgeous, full tits
>never had so much confidence before, feel like a god
>grab her, make out with on the dancefloor
>tell her I want to fuck her
>grab a couple of changs and take her up to dingy hotel
>as soon as we close the door she takes off her dress
>slowly moves to the bed, completely naked
>spreads her legs, and looks at me
>all the while I'm staring in awe, drinking my chang
>eat her out, fuck her sideways, best doggy of my life, no condom
>cum all over her stomach and tits
>have to get up in a couple hours to catch plane back to europe
>exhausted, a tad hungover and sleepy on the flight home, but feel like a king of kings

Ended up fucking her many more times back in Europe, and eventually broke her heart. But she was the best piece of ass I ever had, and improved my confidence forever

I don't know why, but girls find it hot as fuck when you cum in their mouth, they then spit or swallow, then you make out with them afterwards. Idk if it's semi-gay that I can taste my own cum in their mouth, but either way I'm starting to get turned on by it.

So voting time: IS MAKING OUT WITH A GIRL WHILE CUM IS IN HER MOUTH GAY OR NAY?

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Semen demon... Why did you let her do that user.

Yeah again in my other post, now got stuck with a skinny fat. I have to teach her how to fuck.

Let me tell you how dumb this bitch is..

She gets on top for the first time, she tells me:
" I dont know what to do on top"
I grab her hips and tell her to move them back and forward, she doesn't know how to isolate her hips from her body. It felt like I was fucking a wood panel.

15 mins later...

She gets the hang of riding dick, and now we are back in "fucking" mindset.

Shes riding and moaning .
I'm like yeah now let's do reverse cow girl.

I slow her down and tell her "turn around"

Tell me why this bitch stopped. Turn her head and looked pass her shoulder. And asked " ok now what?"

It's like arguing if giving your clone a blowjob is gay. I'd fight a bitch wanting to spit my own cum into my mouth.

Yes.

Not my cup of tea, but not gay. Unless it's some other guy's cum.

>all these fake as shit greentexts ITT
Stop trying to force this meme, thicc women are disgusting sweaty slobs that smell like BO.

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My reaction

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MADE OUT FOR 2 HOURS HUH

I should clarify; it is, indeed, MY cum. Not Tyrone's. I bust a nut in her mouth, then she wants to make out.

gay as fuck dude

nice larp

it's still fucking gay dude

Hey I dont remember OP asking why you hate big women. Contribute or get out, no one wants a fag here.

God dam party pooper.

Sore loser just because you cant get laid and share stories of glory.

Fucking faggot wet blanket

you've just cum from a bj given by a girl.
it doesn't get more heterosexual than that.

>sucking on oiled up tits

Ok buddy

depends on if you enjoy the taste of your cum

Dont go pass your MACROS

I only date really hot bitches, but I always cheat on them with chubby chicks. The one time I fucked a full blown BBW was the best sex of my life. Those old statues were no joke famlam.

I was horny
Yes, literally 2 hours of nothing but tongue sucking

"A man who doesn't utilize their tool to the fullest, is gay."
Michael jordan

I love that you have so little life experience you find this hard to believe. Happens literally every day, especially at backpacker hotspots. You should travel

Remember, Doggy style is the paper bag of sex positions.

what i don't understand is how you don't call chubby chicks "hot" if that's what you're into. do people seriously have a dumb "hot" skeleton to show off to others and a thicc ass on the side to actually fuck? are you tricking yourself or what?

>get fit
>women start letting me cum in their mouth
>they make out with me afterwards
>lol thats not gay haha it's my cum she's a chick
>hook up with bitch on tinder
>fuck her till her she can't take it no more
>wants to suck me off but my cock demands pain and blood
>say no and tell her I want to fuck more
>but user I can't my cunny sore and bummy
>ask for ass but she refuses saying she can't take my log up the backside
>tells me she has a gay roomate that would love a go at my monster
>can feel my life forceis being drained by my skin stretching erection
>look down at cock
>throbbing with blood as it drains my entire body to feed it's hunger
>I can only utter a few more words before all cognitive function shuts down and I beat her to death with my dick
>"bring me the twink"

It's a slippery slope brother be careful

Owo

What??

>BRRRAAAAP

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Look man ,sure the chubby chicks get my dick going when I see them bouncing about, and the BBWs make the inner beast rumble as they roll past. But a gf isn't just for sex, she is a companion, and during the daily activities I prefer having a beautiful face to look at. Also you guys don't realize how demanding social structures are, uppity brads would start thinking they can dethrone me if I start showing up with anything less than an insta model on my arm.

cumming and then kissing is fucking disgusting, my gf tried it, even after she'd swollen it but I denied it.
Now kissing her after she gives me a bj I dig it, no idea why.

it's not gay but i avoid it like the plague. i've made a chick brush her teeth after sex though before making out again

IT STARTS BY BEING OKAY WITH TASTING YOUR OWN CUM AND IT LEADS TO DESTROYING EVERY FUCKING BOI PUCCI YOU CAN GET YOUR CALLOUSED HANDS ON

>>tells me she has a gay roomate that would love a go at my monster
>>can feel my life forceis being drained by my skin stretching erection
>>look down at cock
>>throbbing with blood as it drains my entire body to feed it's hunger
>>I can only utter a few more words before all cognitive function shuts down and I beat her to death with my dick
>>"bring me the twink"
That was the defining day of your life, but for the twink?
It was tuesday.

>Also you guys don't realize how demanding social structures are, uppity brads would start thinking they can dethrone me if I start showing up with anything less than an insta model on my arm.
yes, this is exactly what i don't understand. why should i give a fuck about what some brad thinks?

A lot of shitty films in that collection

I don't know how to take this.

You have to play by the metrics of the social hierarchy if you want to rule it user. Do I have to explain to you how you don't have to care about what brad thinks at all in order to realize that it affects your social standing which you should care about.

>get fit
>"bring me the twink"

Jow Forums - Fitness

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>making out with a girl after head
mental illness...

Why are there so many low test betas on Jow Forums? No wonder half of you are virgins, go fuck a high test girl and get your dick wet and your mind blown

>not being high test enough to find a skinny/fit girl who worships your cock

I hate you chubby chasers, at least admit you are degenerates instead of literal cope.

This

what the fuck?

Sounds like you've never got head

Made me kek

post pic of body

I know

Backpacking travel is literally the biggest meme here next to nofap

Agreed. McDonald's here is the same McDonald's I went to in NYC, just more expensive and polluted with niggers, spics, and mudslimes.

first of all almost all of us here are larping, second of all I couldn't look the girl in the face ever again if she is willing to humiliate and degenerate herself by giving me head, like the fucks the matter with you, im not giving you a million dollars to do this

fucking hell my gf is a starfish and i feel like im missing out.

How big was /her/ feminine benis?

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>The underage boomer who doesn't keep up with the in-joke trends amongst various subforums on a Siamese Hurling Enthusiast Chatroom

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OwO

I would change that mentality if you ever want a mate, mate

But it's your life

Leave her lmao

I do this all the time. Although, I've never tasted my cum on her. Which is good, because if I did, I'd probably stop doing it. I actually mental note it during and kinda get ready to be disgusted, but it just never happens because she literally sucks me dry everytime and swallows it all so it doesn't matter I guess.