This thottie is in my gym rn, going for cold approach, what do I say?!?

Hey do you come here often?

Tell her she’s too skinny

based

Tell her the tragedy of Darth Plageius the Wise

this same post was made a few days ago with the same girl doing the same lift from another angle.

Just ask her if shes working out.

If that doesnt work, just say you'll delete the ones you took of her if she pays you

Say the following in your best Clint Eastwood voice
>"I'm the sheriff round these parts and I gotta take you downtown cause that ass is too fine"

Works every time

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“AWOOGAA AWOOOGAAA”

*jaw drops to floor*

Forgot the rest, just say hi, introduce yourself and ask her name then some small talk for literally 30 seconds then get back to your workout.
Don’t immediately go for her number and for fuck sake don’t compliment her unless you are some uber chad. Likely not as you’re asking what to say on a gym creepshots congregation station website.

>what do I say?!?
I can smell you from across the room. It's a delightful scent, like lilac and gooseberries, wafting over a cool spring breeze.

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Geralt pls go

op here, asked her "you working out" and she said yes and got off the machine so I done a 1rm on the lat pull down and then said see ya soon and walked away

I hope you get a restraining order for that one. Whew lad...

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this is funny because she was clearly working out haha lol

Ask her how much she squats.

For real though, how and where DO you cold approach? I'm not going to get anywhere if I don't try.

Nice. You'll be banging by the end of the night.

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At the gym you cannot cold approach, you have to make eye contact first or have some reason to talk to them, e.g. working in, spotting, etc.
If you cannot come up with something just ask them to hand you something, then ask them what their name is and you should be able to tell from there if they want to talk to you or not. If they do, bring up coffee somehow and then ask them if they want to get coffee tomorrow.

>hey you breathing?

Please do this

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I approve these posts

And the "Are you working out? Because, you're in the gym, heh"

>hey is your fridge running?

"Ey girl, is your dad in prison? Cause if I was your dad, I'd be in prison."

based

wow dude

Walk up.
Flex a cep.
Say "Better call the vet, because these puppies are sick"
Wink and walk away and dont look back and continue to work out.

Look back after 5 minutes and if she smiles, approach and say hi and something lightly self deprecating about what you said earlier.

Godspeed user. I should be charging for this advice.

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Shoulda shown her the thread

/thread

y-you're on my boat now buddy boy

"Ey girl, is you dad in prison? Cause if he was I'd be in prison so I could have sex with him. Because you had to have a real hot dad to look so hot yourself."

you have autism.
kys retard

>done a 1rm on the lat pull down and then said see ya soon and walked away
alpha as fuck

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Nope. Bagged a lot of girls and work with well adjusted people from all around the world as a living . If you're gonna approach a girl in a place where she wants some space, you've got to be funny, memorable and not too aggressive. "Hey wanna bone?" will never work fag.

Kek

>1rm on the lat pull down machine

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>what do I say?!?
Doesn't matter, she'll tell you to fuck off, then go talk to the staff and have you b& from the gym.

Pussy Slaya

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Are you less than a 90 degree angle because you're a cutie pie

Absolutely based

Pissening

Walk up to her and say

>Don't you think it's weird how some man rape? I mean it takes a special kind of insanity to just have your way with a much weaker girl against her will. Some even get traumatized from it. Anyway where are you from?

a friend of mine with bigger balls than me tested out a pickup technique he made up one time while high/drunk. his argument was that if you just wanted to try to bang a really, really hot girl, you just come out and tell her some niche or rare sexual bullshit and if she's into it she may respond well. granted, he did this at bars and shows, but i remember it working more than once. the weirdest one is he was walking his dog in one of the city parks and a girl came up and pet the dog, let it lick her face, and said something like ''i love your dog!'' so he asked her if she was into getting fucked by big dogs and guess what? lmao

Yeah dont do this if you're not an 9+

he wasn't. he was a dirty-looking skinny ex-heroin addict current alcoholic but he had the grunge musician look going i guess.

*snap*

nice larp faggot

Don't even do this if you're a 9+

Dis

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>walking through the city park
>beautiful nice day
>see lanky weirdo approaching with his dog
>our paths happen to take the same course, can't avoid him
>think quick
>give his dog a pat and it licks my face "haha what a good dog!"
>he starts looking very nervous and stammers out some words
>"d-do you like getting ff-f-fucked by dogs?"
>run away as quick as I can

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Fuck id love to get a qt traditional maori gf when i move back to nz at the end of the year

>Cute
>Maori

I call bullshit. Name one, you can't.

>Are you an archaeologist?

>Because I'm having trouble with my penis, which, you see, is very big due to a series of unfortunate events involving a bottle of viagra and my social anxiety pills.

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I'm gonna try this with my foreign accent

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Make sure your pocket spaghetti is secured first.

you are evidently autistic to for 1 defend your "lack" of autism and for 2 to take that comment seriously
you are just an autistic that thinks he's acting normal
now stop it and go play with your fidget spinner

I use similar things, generally ask them how hard they like to be fucked while being choked. Doesn't turn them on but always gets an intrigued response.

>getting up at half past 7 in the morning
Dear Lord, some people have it great.

t. commuter

>Ben & Jerry's

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

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Kek

I love this board

Based as fuck

Kek

DELET

Courtney eaton

save some pussy for the rest of us

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>1rm on the lat pull down

That guy has 2 hours of time he could use to hang out with friends, have hobbies and meet people. His commute could be used to listen to to audiobooks.

He also should not workout more than 2-3 times a week. Which leaves weekends and 2-3 weekdays wiht four hours of free time.

Ask her if she wants to hear a joke, if she says yes then tell her this: I came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body. I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"
If she says no, then it’s not gonna work out and you can just give up.

i lol'd

fpbp

Cringe

Which accent do you have?