Sunday evening

>cold beer tastes a lot better after a hard days work
It absolutely does not, you retarded wagecuck.

tfw wagie and had to work today

how neets get money?
do you all live off your parents who thought they will finally live their life when u turn 18 but u said "hell naw" and they are still giving u money anyway you are 30? I live in east europe wheere u dont get money from the government no matter what and its hard to imagine you all mfs sit alone all day in ur moms basement shitposting on Jow Forums while getting money for doing nothing

While I disagree with the sentiment that working causes greater overall satisfaction I have to agree to a certain degree. Have you ever hiked 10 miles then had a beer at the destination? It's heavenly.

All while neets are paid millions dawg

What I'm trying to say is that a good beer is ALWAYS heavenly for me. I don't need to have something to counterbalance the good things I get.

>Be 26 year old NEET
>tfw sick of being a NEET

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I fucking hate getting paid to get my degree, wish i could be part of LeNeetbuxMasterrace and sit in my parent's basement all day

Are any proud NEETs going to take up on this challenge?

Wow. Imagine shitposting on Jow Forums 24/7. Stop bullying us wageslaves with your ideal lifestyle, goddamit.

>Be 26 year old wagecuck
>tfw sick of being a wagecuck
Planning to quit in 4 months and become a neet. I have enough money for 2 years. After it runs out, Im killing myself

>implying I would want a wife
>implying I'm not a cuck
>rekt

I bet your parents are really proud of you as well.

You've clearly never worked hard in your life, bet you still live in mama's basement

how can you unironically be happy wasting your time making chump change?

and slaving away and living a normalfag lifestyle isnt boring?

It may be hard to comprehend but some people enjoy not having literally everything handed to them in life.

Just for reference, i think working sucks dick and after having to intern for free for 12 weeks as part of school i think about putting a bullet in my brain before working for free ever again, that's why im killing time getting my degree.
Sitting at home all day, everyday having your few things being paid charity/pity of others is even worse

>I don't understand...
We know. If you possessed the mental capabilities to comprehend or even fathom the wonders of neetdom and unlimited free time, you would not be a wagecuck. Being a neet is not for everyone: especially those who can not even grasp the concept of how great it is. If your IQ is below a certain measure, then I agree you should be a wagecuck. I truly pity you wage slaving Animals, doomed to roam the earth castrated and weighed down by the burden of incessant obligation and having been tricked into servitude.

Sad.

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*being paid by ... from others

sounds gay, have fun working for nothing ill just live life like a never ending weekend

>unlimited free time
And yet you spend it on Jow Forums, making the same shitpost everyday, trying to defend your sorry state of an existence. Good for you, sounds like an exhilarating life

get off of Jow Forums Mr normalfag

the cope is real in this thread. neetbuxboi on suicide watch

And why not? This website is enjoyable if for nothing else, giving me the opportunity to laugh at the common wagefool. You are here too in your very limited free time. But that is the beauty of autonomy: I may enjoy the enjoyable without having to consider whether or not I am wisely spending the 48 hours so generously bestowed upon me by my master.

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I'm on welfare in a yuropeen country. My rent is paid for and I get like 500 yurobux on top, no questions asked. I pretty much spend my time doing drugs and drinking in my humble abode (much obliged, tax payers)

I was easily as much of a sad sack of shit
back then as I am now, so my life is drastically improved with more free time and fewer responsibilities on my hands.

Good evening fellow NEETbro, I've spent my sunday working out, doing some yardwork and cleaning some stuff in my garage.
How are your hobbies comming along? I just recieved the textbooks I ordered last week, I'm going to learn greek, but first I have to finish restoring the old reading desk I got for free at a garage sale

There is so much things to do, but I'm in no hurry

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Again, i'm not working. I'm getting a degree i don't have to pay for while receiving money every month from the government for doing so.
I'm getting my shit, making myself independent after i get my bachelor and hopefully make my parents proud.

You have less free time and you chose to spend it here?

What country you in? originali

You are adhering to the status quo of what society expects from you because that is what you were trained to do. I value neither your brainwashing regimen nor your future slaving prospects. And especially not the amount of jew tokens you are procuring.

Do not brageth upon me wagefriend, for I know the fruit upon which you sup is sour. Someday you will realize it too; I just hope that it is not too late when it happens.

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I have in the past, but the thing is that I don't need to work hard, I don't WANT to work hard, so I don't.
I'm amused by the fact that there are simpletons like you who can only find meaning in "hard work", whatever that means for you.
You remind me of farm animals in some way.

This thread pulled in another great audience.

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Wagecucks btfo yet again by the sheer might of the trueNEET master-race.

Same
>20-25 was all fine
>hit 25 and suddenly get depressed as shit, more than ever

Also I don't want to work but I also don't want to NEET. Why must life be so shit?

The only way a NEET can sustain a comfortable lifestyle is on the backs of wagekeks.

If civilization collapsed tomorrow wagekeks would either be food or fucktoys for hordes of niggers and mexicans

Pretty big if though. About the same chance the sun just randomly crashes onto earth and eliminates us all.

>work 80 hours a week for 3 years
>suddenly, become neet
feels fucking good man

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>I'm going to learn greek
>but first I have to finish restoring the old reading desk
youll never learn greek

I love this Thread.
>screenshot last Sunday
>still lmao
Keep it up, you're send by god himself

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>july 4th
>everyone bbqing
>NEET fag comes out of his lair
>we wagies make fun of him
>BAWWWWWWWW I JUST WANT A STEAK WHY ARE THEY MEAN TO ME
>we wagies high five and play beer pong

LMAO

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Why would I want to hang out with some normies for a shitty holiday?

>NEET
>Productive enough to even have hobbies
Ok user

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I'm a teatcher in a high school in Norway. Have all summer free with full salary and are surrounded by horny 16-18 year old girls every day when i come back at work in august. Northern Norway, so only light skinned beauties :)

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I am a NEET and meet up with my friends most weekends to get drunk and play beerpong

nobody here knows how to get neetbux, and if there is someone here that disabled (or pretend disabled), the limit on account balance pretty much proves the only "hobbies" you can afford is letting mommy buy you video games and shitposting

>normalfags getting mad they have to work

I want to be an artist NEET. Art can't pay bills but it is cheap and fulfilling.

Du har blitt raportert til politiet :v)

what kind of school and where? I know a guy from way up north in norway

Some wagecucks are not even smart enough to know how to enjoy life for free or cheap. Their imaginations are so dry and ideas are so vapid, that they literally can't think of anything to do besides watch anime, play video games and masturbate. Of course when you are free from the shackles of wagecuckery you may choose to do only these things, but to actually be dumb enough to admit that these are the only things that you can think of to do...wow. Hahaha . I don't know how shekelsberg puts up with you sometimes.
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>limit on account balance
What are bitcoin, paypal, venmo, gold bullion anyway right? How can Mr. Schlomo direct deposit deposit my wagecheck into those?

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For aa vaare omringet av jenter? Ikke min feil at jeg er saa sexy.

Don't know about anyone else but I used these threads to cope back when I was working awkward split shifts 13/14 days a fortnight.
We need more of them desu

High school, but very small, so won't name it or town.

>Go fishing every day almost for a month
>Neighbors ex-husband gets mad that I don't work and complains to her so I can hear.
>He has to support his ex-wife and his daughter and drives around on a scooter.
>Yep I'm bad for fishing and enjoying my life.

>sunday evening
>the white boi has work tomorrow
>the NIGGER can continue working on his street art
>mfw

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>quit job a few months ago
>will be out of money by next months so I have to get a job
Last job was in a factory, I quit because higher ups would stand there and mock you because they made you do more work which was just retarded shit that was just a waste of time. Got sent home for the day on Friday for talking back so I just didn't go back on Monday.
I wish I could be a NEET forever. I'm going to pay off my car and save a few thousand up then quit again.

It's funny when wagies notice you benig NEET
Whenever I visit my cousin my uncle always asks me about work, he says stuff like "Well you got a job yet, user?!" and I usually just laugh and say no or say something like "nah, working is for faggots" to play it off as a joke but he jsut giggles and shakes his head

funny since his job is about 30 meters away from his front door and he DRIVES to work... it takes him 30 seconds to walk out the door, get in his car and arrive at work, It actually faster to just walk, I've checked when I worked with him for a couple of weeks. He also just fucks around at work with this other boomer and often leaves early of just takes days off as he pleases

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My uncle does the same, I just tell him about the good deeds I've been doing around the house.

Crippling anxiety and depression can't possibly be enough? The state would go bankrupt since pretty much everyone can be diagnosed with that

Depends how crippling. If it causes you to be hospitalized or if you can articulate how specifically that would prevent you from working then i'm sure many first world countries could award something for this at least temporarily

Jokes on your poor fag I have all next week off

A whole week of freedom?!? Wowzers. Congrats. I suppose it is that time of year. I'm happy for you. Enjoy yourself. That week will be done before you know it.

>family just bought huge property
>got a field and several big empty halls
>perfect place to start a farm just need to fix up some of the buildings
>nobody in the family has any experience
>just discovered there is a local school here that teaches farm work
>everything from planting potatoes to raising pigs and cattle
>lots of pictures on their website
>students harvesting fields by hand, using horses to plow, driving tractors etc.
>looks ultra comfy
>can get the education for free becuase socialism
>can finally become a small time farmer
>be neet for life living on comfy farm doing nothing but work for myself

this is gonna be fucking great, I'm sending them an application tomorrow and I'll start after the summer

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My anxiety literally kills me if it gets too bad. I start puking my guts out. I become dehydrated and malnourished. My hair starts to fall out, and I end up getting fired because I'm too weak to do a proper job. But nope, not good enough for them. Might as well just off myself. It wouldn't make a damn difference to them.

im happy for you user

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