Having sex with my gf for the first time

>having sex with my gf for the first time
>eating her out
>go down further to run her ass
>faint smell of poop
>this kills the man
WTF I hate buttholes now

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Where in God's name are the fucking mods
have you ever considered going to /b/ or at least /soc/ where this shit belongs

>having sex with my new gf
>she turns around for doggy
>smells kind of weird. like shit and sweat
ruined everything for me and I don't know how to tell her to shower before sex.

What THE FUCK does this have to do with fitness

can you leave Jow Forums and then neck yourself?
Sage and report

COPE
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Shower with her as foreplay, and hand her some soap while youre in there.

Dude it clearly has to do with brapps which is obviously Jow Forums related

Too soon faggot op. Youre a good soldier, but you're not a mymordin yet

>eating ass
You played yourself

What exactly is being coped with? You cant just say this at posts you dont like.

try having fun u faggot

I just told my gf it smelled faintly like shit and it killed it for me. She started washing better. C o m m u n I c a t I o n

This board is covered in goddamn shitposts, I think enough people have had enough "fun"
25% of the posts are girls tits and even face rate threads have shown up recently

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I'll never understand how eating ass became popular among people who aren't scat fetishists. And I mean it's _popular_, as in a solid 33% of millenial-ish couples have eating ass as a sex act.

People will say "ew liking feet is weird" or "yuck pee is so gross" but will literally put their mouth where someone regularly takes shits. Boggles my fucking mind.

What?

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Just because your gf is hot doesn’t mean she doesn’t take a shit you retard.

porn
It's stupid too

>eat girls ass first thing in the morning
>scared of da poo poo
>actually totally okay, no taste/smell
>same girl weeks later
>69ing in the evening
>go for the ass
>literally tastes nutty

Did I lick shit bros?

girls don't poop, user. Everyone knows this.a

>"Hey I'm gonna shower up before we we have sex, you can join me if you want."
It'll be awkward if you're clean as a whistle and she isn't so she'll probably take a shower. If you invite her to take one with you, you'll get a head start on foreplay.

Haha virgin

lads this is fucking disgusting do you actually do this or am i being memed?

I have strict rules of eating ass only immediately after a shower.

It just takes like skin. Nbd.