Is Cristiano Ronaldo the incarnation of Jow Forums?
>mocked at when he was young
>trains hard
>very narcissistic
>slightly gay
>clean shaven
Is Cristiano Ronaldo the incarnation of Jow Forums?
David Scott
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Grayson Russell
No sage
Nathan Gray
>mocked at when he was young
Source?
James Carter
People used to call him skinny. He talks about it in a video where he does gym workouts
Angel Morgan
Messi is better
Elijah Ward
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Sebastian Howard
pretty much
Samuel Russell
>trains hard
>Jow Forums
shitposting and e-stating is not training
Aiden Kelly
>>mocked at when he was young
He is plays soccer he is still a joke
Alexander Johnson
i fucking hate ronaldo
i barely accept Jow Forums
so, no
also hate missi. he better be the mvp and bring the cup back to argentina or else
Jaxon Brooks
>mum tries to abort him
>becomes the greatest player of all time
I admire him
>Only has surrogate children
>Maintains his elite body
>Stays at the top of competition for 13 years
>no tattoos
Asher Carter
>spoiler
>he won't
Parker Mitchell
he has never had a good world cup bro..
Charles Sullivan
>soccer
>slightly gay
Henry Taylor
ikr?
Adrian Williams
He is too chad for this page
Jordan Smith
American handegg and rugby have more mandatory groping. At least on football, it's up to the player
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Juan Long
he was also made fun by his teammates in his early days at united
Liam Edwards
how much are you worth, again?
Cooper Jenkins
TSUU"D
Jacob Fisher
>only slightly gay
Doesn't incarnate Jow Forums then
Connor Bell
Como nos hace falta jugadores como Riquelme en la seleccion. ¡Messi retirate! ¡Tu club de amigos se acabo!
Colton White
You can tell how narcissistic by how many pictures there are of him fanning out his lats as hard as possible on the field. He's that guy that always has to take his shirt off at a party.
then again he mogs me on income, looks, fitness, fame and height, so fuck me, right?
Joseph Jenkins
>Jow Forums
>trains hard
Most people here don't even work out. This is primarily a shitposting board.
James Foster
But of course
Michael Bailey
Is it possible to look good with your hands on your hips?
It's comfy but it just looks weird.
Landon Diaz
When it comes to football players, he’s in the well adjusted group. Football is a sport that attracts retards and spergs that can barely form a coherent sentence.
Kayden Clark
Seems I'm not the only one who noticed this. It's ok if you do it for a few seconds.
Ayden Morris
>3/10 lats to body ratio is way off.
Just kidding though. Yes he is. His isn't even my physique goal but I'll be damned if the man doesn't inspire me.
Brandon Ortiz
>mocked at when he was young
nah, I was just ignored
>trains hard
nah, I follow a brosplit
>very narcissistic
this is true
>slightly gay
true
>clean shaven
nope, permanent beard
Gabriel Kelly
He mogs literally EVERYONE bro
Aaron Johnson
Stfu amerifat. Go fuck yourself with your shitty boring handegg you call football
Kayden Gray
He really is a great role model. IMO the greatest sporting icon in the world, I'm glad kids look up to him
Jaxson Scott
>watching sports where you can't even spot any athleticism
>they let literal lardasses play baseball
>everyone roids
>most retire with brain damage
>calling it soccer
Anthony Campbell
We cant even find a major flaw in him.
Liam Martin
this
How can burgers enjoy any of that?
Hokey looks dope, tho
Josiah Anderson
He's one of the most successful people on Earth, so no.
Andrew Cox
Pretty based
Parker Stewart
how much are you worth faggot?
if you're calling him a piece of shit for not being a billionaire at the very least you're a stinky poo