Quick question

Plus we dont know what size air freshener that is

>that 30+ year old boomer who still needs validation for his penis.

right? he should leave it to the next generation even if i can't compete
>it looks good in a picture but not in a video
is that what you meant by porn tier? what do you care, it's a 10 year old video anyway.

Oh, it's the normal sized one I believe.

This site is filled with jaded porn consumers.

How old are you niggernon?

Yeah your dick is huge. Very large. But honestly you should be focused on having sex with it not trying to be a porn star. How old are you anyway?

Your dick is bigger than most pornstars

52 years young.
I'm getting into fetish porn.

Holy shit, that wasn't original.

Old as dirt. You wont be able to get boners anymore if you keep blowing loads all day. I think you might be too old to start this profession.

You're gonna feel weak from cumming too much

jesus that's 24 years older than i was expecting
you meant to message him didn't you

I don't jack off all day every day.
I don't masturbate anymore.
Besides, I can have hundreds of orgasms and cum when I want and as much as I want.
Can even ejaculate multiple times.
It's just a party trick to be honest and isn't fun in the slightest.

I'm not telling you people how old I am.
Besides, all pornstars are on drugs.
Actual sexuality or sexual energy means nothing to those people.
I'm just wondering if I'm big enough to skip having to do the gay porn thing and go right into being a straight male pornstar.

If you won't tell me how old you are then i won't tell you my opinion

Why does it m4tter?

that is a can of febreeze, geez no wonder people say the blacks are dumb

>I'm asking this on each board
please leave /ck/ out of this

>no sound
no bueno

Yes, shame it's black though

Not the blue boards obviously.

Uh.
Sure.

Ah. I see what you're getting at.
I'm bit over 9.25 inches in length. But only 5.5 inches in girth midshaft.
I'm 6.25 inches at the base, but only of a few women have been able to feel that.

There are a few drugs I can take that will get me another inch or so in girth. But that's only if I really need that to get the freak cock thing they like so much.

>E D G E Y
>O R I G I N A L

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It's a great porn dick because it's thicker than average, but not so much that it would make blowjob scenes or extended sex prohibitive, and it's very long. Personally I prefer to watch thicker penises that can go all the way into the girl though, guys your length tend to always be sticking out a little unless you're fucking somebody who is hollowed out.

Also good job with the photography, you've covering your base with your thumb, while putting the air wick can on your thigh, which you're dropping down. Great way to create the illusion of greater length than in reality.

>I'm just wondering if I'm big enough to skip having to do the gay porn thing and go right into being a straight male pornstar.

Lol no. You need nepotistic connections, a hot girl only willing to do scenes with you, or to start your own site if you want to skip gay 4 pay.

>that guy who is SO SALTY that he picks at everything he can in the photo
>its all true and its still huge.

>leave /cock/ out of this!
you wish

I like you nignon, you seem like a cool guy

I ain't salty, I just know the tricks he's playin'. I do the same shit, I know his game. He has a larger penis than me, I ain't denying, I'm just calling him out on the shit he's up to.

Although personally I think 9.25" isn't actually a good thing outside of porn, and to get hookups with thots based on novelty value/giant bulge. Why do you want to be so long that you can't smack your hips against a girl when you're fucking her, you can never go balls deep, and you have to constantly be moving kinda cautiously to avoid reaming out her cervix? Longer is more visually exciting than shorter, but it's so much more impractical.

His thickness is better than mine, he's too long but I'm too THICC. I'm 6" for most of the length and the same girth at the base. Sounds great but you just blow out a girls pussy too fast and you will NEVER get a good blowjob. It's better to get a girl off by porking her with a 5.5" dick faster and for a longer time, than it is to just be blowing out her pussy 5-10 minutes into sex despite going slow.

>that guy who says hes not salty but writes a short essay explaining that hes not

I know this may be an incredible concept to you but guys who are large enough can simply understand how much of a meme larger sizes are. You're projecting your own insecurities onto me. I'm way too woke to be all that insecure about a guy having a slightly better girth and a worse penis length than me.

The guys I'm truly jelly of are guys with his girth but like 6.5" in length. Those guys have sex that feels better than the sex I can have, and they're more popular with the women. Even then I'm not all that broken up about it because hey, at least I'm not a dicklet and at least size queens exist. I've got copes.

Yeah, i've been online long enough to make it look longer then it is.
Hell I can make it look like I have 10+ inches.
But here's a bone pressed measurement.

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my dick in enourmous....

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