>first day at a new gym
>just trying to squat when this amazon walks up to you
>hey I'm teaching the women's jiu jitsu course in the other room and we could use a practice dummy
>a young stud like you should be perfect for the job
wat do?
First day at a new gym
John Ortiz
Christian Diaz
Not happening, but I can point you back to the kitchen, bitch.
Colton Wilson
Sorry, I'm busy.
Aiden Williams
Nah sorry I'm busy with my routine, also can you hook me up with your testosterone source?
Nicholas Wright
Lol girls are so stupid. A girl that I used to fuck who's like 5'6" MAYBE 150 used to always act like she could whoop my ass because she used to box. Granted I was like 5'9" 140 at the time but I am sure I could have whooped her dumb ass and I've never boxed in my life. Girls are just naturally low test and need to leave shit to the men
Dominic Jackson
>Ever been choked by a girl?
Yes mommy
Parker Cox
Only if she agrees to crush my head between her thighs afterwards
Nathan Gutierrez
>no
then continue with the routine
Liam White
Y-y-yes p-pls.
Landon Allen
that goes without saying
Jonathan Powell
>young stud like you
i'd awkwardly look around because she's obviously not talking to me
Kevin Cooper
>She will be your sparring partner
how fucked are you?
Camden Gonzalez
Gabriel Bailey
>she will never lock your head between her thighs and force you to eat her out
why even live?
Jack Diaz
Hopefully up the Butt with a strap on
Carter Lewis
Parker Collins
why are hot girls so hot
Jason Rivera
>amazon
She's sub5'5.
Luke Harris
>all these honorary men
Disgusting.
Jaxson King
Where can I get that shirt?
Elijah Lewis
You can only get it if you have breasts as large as hers
Ayden Cook
Don’t mind the erection just keep squeezing.
Nicholas Watson
the erection could be used as a form of survival instinct
Daniel Murphy
say "sure, just give me a minute"
go to the locker and hope that my post workout underwear is tight enough to hide the benis
Sebastian Mitchell
Not sure if that is shopped or bitch injected synthol, but looks ugly as fuck.
Levi Gonzalez
Y-you too
Camden Cook
why don't things like this happen irl
Michael Collins
ah fuck, I wish I could have seen the replies. Would've been hilarious.
Elijah Smith
Hook me up with some of that test and tren i know you have and you can do whatever you want to my body for your class
Connor Fisher
I grapple with women on a daily basis. Ask me anything.
Mackenzie stopped by my gym for a photoshoot. Was looking extremely T H I C C.
Her dad also lured my boss/choach's girl friend at the time to brazil to "Train with women." When they were done training, Mackenzie's dad's wife told her that they gave each other messages after working out. She then gave my coach's girlfriend at the time a massage. At one point during the massage she gave her the old credit card swipe. She got all defensive, and Mackenzie's step mom started yelling: "You know what he does. With your tattoos! I know what he does, who do you think pack's his condoms when he goes on trips?"
It actually might have been Mackenzie's mom, not sure. I assume it isn't because Megaton's then wife was wicked ugly.
Matthew Myers
Ever been submitted by one?
Juan Ward
Only by choice.