/r9gay/ - #363

Didn't mean stone oven meant making it on a pizza stone. making it like that makes it taste almost the same.

Usually end up staying up too late using my phone.

Oh, sorry I'm not the brightest person. Sadly don't have that either. Should really get one tbqh, i make pizzas a few times a month.

Also, don't stay up for too long with your phone, that ain't the best for your eyes!

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They are good to use, also works when baking.

Eyes are overrated, besides I got two of 'em

>Eyes are overrated, besides I got two of 'em
Pfft sure sure, use the phone all you want user.

What kind of a job do you have btw? Do you like your job?

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I'm a large, hairy, muscular and conventionally attractive older gentleman (25+) and I am going to kiss one of you in this thread.

You may decide among yourselves who will be the subject of my affection.

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Thanks, I will.

Unskilled worker and not at all but it's easy, available, and wont do it for long.

Me user, pick me! Why are you giving away free kisses like that user?

Well good night user, I'm going away myself. Good luck at work tomorrow! Hope you have a wonderful time!

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Thank you and have fun with Fallout and a great day tomorrow.

Not gay, but I sometimes fantasize about having a qt effeminate younger friend that could admire me. We could cuddle on the sofa, watch a movie together, have deep conversations...

What do you thing, guys?

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i wish i had a bf who would buy me cute undies

>Not gay
yeah and maybe kiss him and fuck him in the butt later haha

I don't know, maybe.

What are you saying, faggot?

>ate only a gatorade and 2 bananas yesterday
>gained weight

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I thing you're pretty gay, and on a way to become even more gay. Nothing wrong with that, though.

Would love to be that friends in some way, it's just that I'd probably get too attached to you and in the end i'd fuck it up with doing something i shouldn't do.

Are superior bisexuals allowed in this thread?

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Sounds like you're a fucking mega flamer and thats just gross
Water retention dipthong

would you want to grow old with another man? or only fool around until you settle down with a woman?

There's a heat wave on and my mouth is full of the tasty of refreshing LGBT friendly rainbow sherbet. I just want to share it with you.

Here, open up, take a taste..

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Yeah ofc, it's just that you ain't superior but you are inferior , just be nice and don't shitpost THAT much.

Sorry user i thought about it more and i don't think i can do this. I don't even know you and this would be my first kiss. Maybe once we get to know each other more and see if we even like each other...sounds good..?

I could settle down with another dudeI think
Why am I inferior huh?

Allowed in the thread? We're powerful enough to fucking take it over if we wanted. Faggots will fall in line with little resistance

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do you wear any cute undies for your bf?

I was just joking, don't take it to heart.

>superior
we are inferior since must cope with >tfw no bf and >tfw no gf, true suffering

You'd better calm down before you get sent to the camp, second class citizen.

>Nothing wrong with that, though.
I don't consider myself gay or bisexual, but I'd give a try to what they call greek love (after all, we all want to be respected, admired... even loved).

I understand that feel. Try to consider it nothing but a comfy human interaction. Treasure the moment but don't look back.

>you're a fucking mega flamer
What's that? I am sharing my honest feelings, that's all.

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I want to end it all. It's not anyone would be attracted to me, or even love me. Not that I need someone at all times, but It'd be nice to hear "I love you" from time to time. that is not the reason I'm suicidal by the way. that has more to do with my life seeming lie it has nowhere to go. I'm just too stupid to do anything with my life. I fuck up everything, I have a hard time learning a lot of new stuff, I can't communicate well irl. it all adds up to my life going nowhere fast. this is all just a longer way of saying I hate myself, but whatever it might catch someone's attention. also I'm listening to:youtu.be/saVZRj1qiKw
If anyone cares. I could really use an honest conversation right now. thus ends my blog post

I'll talk to you if you buy me DS3

I don't have that kind of money. sorry user-kun

You are allot like me, so much like me that people will probably think that i am venting right now. Might i ask you how old you are? And sure, I'd love to have a conversation between 2 anons who are having the same shitty life.

he strikes againa mighty fine attempt my good sirwith that effort you will get the game soon i'm sure

>tfw no bf who loves you in the pure way that kowaru loved shinji

That's okay. Don't kill yourself though, it won't do anyone any good. Be petty like me and wring as much as you can out of this shitty life, drag it down with you if you have to. Be stubborn and use up as much as you can before it's your time to go. Don't just give it up early. There's still a few pleasures you can get out of life before you kick the bucket.

I'm 21. I've attempted suicide thrice in my life time. once around age 10 with a plastic bag, again near that age by trying to slit my wrists with a spoon for some reason
and a third time recently with a belt which the way I am thinking about now.
what is there left for me to wring? always end the same way: failure.okay that is not entirely true, but it seems that way. sometime I wonder if my standard for myself are too high because of all the undeserved praise I got a school,

have you tried going to the gym/working out?
and not doing pushups but actually getting a membership

not really. i have tried losing weight. it felt like a lot of work with little to no reward or maybe I'm just impatient

Good night user-kuns if you're also heading to bed sleep tight and sweetest of dreams. If you're not then I hope you have a fantastic morning/day/evening or night hopefully doing something you like. Stay comfy out there.

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Manga's Kaworu > Anime's Kaworu
BUT
Anime > Manga

We all will die one day. Dying right now will only deprive you of all the good things you might experience. Please, don't be another coward and fight for what you consider you deserve. Of course, life is not easy, but hapiness can be reached if you achieve a proper effort/reward equilibrium.
Want a simple advice? Go outside and run. It will improve your physical shape as well as your mental health. After a few weeks of effort you will notice it.

yaoi or bara, /r9gay/?

>I'm just too stupid to do anything with my life
Same here. Where are you in life right now user? What kind of a education do you have?
>I fuck up everything
Same here, doesn't mean you should give up though.
>I have a hard time learning a lot of new stuff
Lots of people struggle with this, it's better to try to find something you do enjoy and could easily learn. For me that was cooking.
>I can't communicate well irl
Normal robot. Just try to talk to people more in VC, maybe that will help. Don't see how this is a big problem though.

user i really don't want to be an ass but is this really all that takes you to take your life? The future could always be better, it's worth living it out to see where it goes. If you ain't starving and homeless i see no problem with living. Just take a breather and think things threw for fucks sake, don't throw your life away like that.

Here's a song youtube.com/watch?v=ECuhXel0I4o

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>exercise will make you feel better

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Morning user!!! Good night to you, I have missed you btw.

Any Scandinavian anons?

Black guys are dangerous user. you don't want to be thrown from a building, do you?

There's a few of them around

Going back to Fallout NV in a bit, just checked the thread. Good night sleepy user, you are one of my fav posters. I'll be up for a few more hours myself.
Kind of but not really.

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>bf made you stroke yourself mid-game

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what kind of build are you going for? what faction? tell me more about your FO:NV life

>tfw you don't know how to talk to him because he's autistic and only responds in one word answers if you don't tickle his special interests
>tfw he's also straight

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Anno is 60% likely autistic btw.

>bullying my bf over in-game voice chat so everyone else can hear

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Well, it's kinda obvious, I guess.

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Don't have a lot of hours on the re-play right now. I'll probably go get the Lucky shades from Legion, then shoot them up. Then I'll mess around with the NCR and fuck them up as well. And then ofc I'll kill Mr.House like any reasonable read headed, balloon faced classy gentleman would do.
Right now I'm just fixing rex though, I'm level 8.
I'm just doing a fun re-play, don't plan on doing all of the real RPG stuff i did when i first played it. Just here to have fun and fuck around. I should of really gone and done a all melee playthrough though.

Sorry for all my bad spelling and grammar.

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it's probably why I relate to Shinji so much, but a lot of people do anyways.

>tfw no kaworu bf
True suffering

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>that feel I had a Kaworu bf and true to form he betrayed me

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How did he betray you

This
I'd love this
Too bad I don't have a bf

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we were long-distance so it's a stretch to call him my boyfriend regardless:
ghosted me. came back, and then shortly blocked me. it's worse since he was my first.

>gato cries

*Laughs in spanish

what kind of bullying mi amigo?

I'm sorry user, I wish you more luck next time

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Just teasing bullying ya know hermano?

I have been trying, but every guy I talk to ends up leaving me before I get as far as with him. I'm beginning to lose faith in myself. maybe there is no-one for me

Exercise unironically releases endorphins fucknugget. Did you never take a biology class?

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>no bf to tease cause he gets shy since we're holding hands in public.
>no bf who gets embarrassed and cant look you in the eyes after you call him cute.
>no bf to playfully tease and make him turn red in the face when you mention all the lewd stuff he did for you last night.

>bf tells me when im allowed to smoke a ciggy

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This sounds so cute, wish i could be that bf.

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i can only associate this picture with that other one, you know the picture i mean.

I don't think I'll ever be suited for a relationship, just reading that post makes me cringe and want to run to my bed, push my face into my pillow and groan
and I'm not even autistic

I don't think i know what other picture you mean, sorry for letting you down.

you sound so jaded user, let me ruffle your and give you kiss on the forehead.

and that's why I can't lurk these threads for longer than 10 minutes at a time, I'm literally having anxiety from these posts

>tfw no bf who knows just how to calm your anxiety down.

What about it is giving you anxiety?

if I elaborate it's also gonna give me anxiety

tfw no prison gay bf to frot with in secret.

It absolutely does, it floods your brain with feel good chemicals
this isn't an arguable point

Come on, tell me. That's an order.

giving orders is pointless when you can't enforce them
I will not

If you think I can't enforce it you're mistaken.

Anyway, it's giving you anxiety so I won't push you.

I'm sure you're great, you're find a bf some day.

>tfw spic
>tfw no white nationalist bf to dominate me

I'm struggling with my anxiety even on an anonymous text forum, you're funny if you think I'd ever talk to anyone
anxiety won't ever let me find a bf but I don't mind that much
and it is you who is mistaken, I can just close this tab and you can do nothing

im here baby girl

Juan is that you? Didn't know you swinged that way.

I CAN'T EVEN TRY GETTING A BF FOR LIKE 2 MORE YEARS BUT I'M SO GOD DAMN LONELY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EVEN IF I TRIED I PROBABLY COULDN'T GET ONE BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS A TALL PIECE OF DUMB GARBAGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How's everyones night going btw? Hope y'all are enjoying yourselves!

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i love tall subs, but im 6'4.

>even when complaining about not being able to get a bf the eternal tallfag can't stop bragging about his height