Before asking your stupid beginner questions, make sure to read:
reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki Yes it's reddit, find a better compilation of information about steroids on the internet if you don't like it, faggot.
Also, include: >e-stats >age >time spent lifting >dick to balls ratio >height >weight >BF%
Oral-only cycles will suppress your natural testosterone production and are far less beneficial than injectables, so don't do oral-only cycles. If you're scared of needles just admit it.
We can't help you dose your AI, it's different for everybody and there's a lot of factors at play. Figure it out yourself.
And most importantly,
NO SOURCE TALK (this isn't up for debate, you will be banned)
previously on "some pathetic weaboo loser obsesses over his homosexual oneitis he will never meet"
I hate that I've seen this before. I hate that I know the source.
I hate myself, I guess.
Jeremiah Kelly
>dated 2 girls in his life >dumped 3 times >twice by the same girl (lmao) >has never had sex outside of his failed relationships >ex literally getting creampied by chad as we speak while he dreams about her and hugs his anime pillows
Do you just call me japlover because you can't pronounce my name?
You think I'm not psycho enough to investigate anything and everything? I knew so many things about my girlfriend that she didn't know. She could not hide anything from me. I knew where she was at all times and I knew who she was with. I even found her diary and read the entire thing despite her telling me I'd never be able find it and she would never show it to me because it was too embarrassing.
The reason why my last relationship ended is because I went through my girlfriend's phone when she was asleep and found out she was trying to put me on medication and make me go to therapy to make breaking up with me easier. Woke her up, called her an inhuman piece of shit and a complete coward, packed my shit and left.
>But you get emotionally invested in one person That's just how I am.
The only solution to the problem your presenting which would enable me to maintain my current personality would be to go outside more often and attract mires from other women. Add another reason for me to get bigger.
You might be retracting your scalpula weird Or your delts are super tight Or both
Ian Anderson
I got a competition in a couple days, how do I flush this shit out of my system fast?
Easton Gutierrez
oh no no no....
Jason Robinson
damn brehs She told me to fuck her in the ass tonight because she was REALLY ready after thinking about it all day lost all interest on the spot LMAO got out of there by 9 pm like damn just fucked her from behind for like 45 seconds and came on her tits then said i got to head back
pay off (suck his dick) some dude to swap out your urine for clean urine im sure it cant be the highest security at these things
Jonathan Hill
You know. There are actually girls out there that are not ones you have to dread game or insert meme here with to keep them. They are very rare and usually slightly different in the way they think about relationships. most gear users are just jaded because they've been hurt before and the cycle goes on.
Ethan Cooper
are oats the worst when it comes to bloat or what?
Adrian Fisher
I still love you crusader chan
James Williams
unironically oats and gluten make me feel like my stomach's gonna explode. Stan efferdings meme diet actually does make my gut feel really good
Jonathan Rivera
>taking tren e >literally can’t shit >food feels cemented in stomach >feel it in my throat too >get dehydrated even drinking water every hour Is this an effect of the thyroid slowing down? Can’t wait for this T3 to arrive already.
Caleb Nelson
no you’re just a fatfuck
Levi Reed
most gear users are jaded because they attract the fucked up girls this is because they are fucked up girls
Henry Gomez
>my GIRL is different
Lmao the cuckold cope
Jayden Gray
check your liver my man
Carter Clark
kek chad injects tren 30 on a 30 week cycle while making better gains than you and drinking/doing drugs every night hows it feel to be a beta cuck?
James Rivera
Lads >start going to a new gym because "gym buddy" turned out to be a total nutcase >second day in the gym I decide to go flirt with the receptionist by asking for the Wi-Fi password >we really are hitting it off well, I walk away before spaghetti >she sends me a friend request on Noseberg the next night, I accept >today we see each other and smile at the gym >she sends me a Facebook message "You got snapchat?" >exchange snaps, flirting now on that
Problem is this: I think she's looking to cheat on her boyfriend with me or something. I mean even her Noseberg profile pic has him in it. Is she just lonely looking to flirt or is she wanting some cock?
Jaxson Kelly
>one girl hurt me so EVERY GIRL IS EVIL
It's okay user lots of guys graduated college as a virgin
Jackson Young
If a woman cheats it’s on her. Fuck her then tell her boyfriend after saying you didn’t know and are letting him know out of respect.
Zachary Davis
what's the link to that frontload calculator?
James Nelson
Add on: She's a mom of two. But her body is petite and tight. May possibly be wrecking more than just a boyfriend girlfriend thing
Levi Price
Alkaline phostase: 58 IU/L ALT: 24 IU/L AST: 23 IU/L Too bad you’re not chad either How do you know I won’t be chad with T3?
Levi Ortiz
Anyone got any actual horse vids? Asking for a friend
Leo Perry
Because anyone that messes with their thyroid is a moron and Chad is no moron.
Cooper Lopez
If it’s her husband and hey have kids together I wouldn’t do it.
Jason Fisher
Chad crashes his thyroid and ramps it up without feeling
Aaron Russell
Steroidcalc?
Nolan Flores
I just have really weird standards in terms of appearance and personality.
chad doesnt know the thyroid exists his hunger is always high and nutrient partioning always perfect such if life, you can take my word for it, its pretty nice not having to worry about bullshit like thyroids, or cardiac health, or respiratory health, liver health, kidney health that shits for beta s
Tfw my mom used to say this about me and tell people I just have high standards that’s why I haven’t met any girls
Matthew Barnes
117-118kg atm, but as soon as I hop off tren I can tell I'm going to rehydrate to well above 120kg.
Adrian Gutierrez
How many cheeseburgers a day do you eat?
Evan Perez
500 tren e 800 test the tren strength seemed like a fucking meme to me I didn't feel like just the same grind Though I originally had 250 test Then 400 Then 600 Now 800 so maybe once that kicks in I will feel stronger from the tren
Chase Bailey
Depends on what it is. I study hard (I'm probably not smart, just study a lot) and put a lot of effort into romantic relationships. Other things, I just find hard to get motivated.
You could always just ask her how long they have been together and make your decision based on her reply. She shouldn't be coy about it if they are in her jewbook pic together. If he is baby daddy i prob wouldn't mess around but then again if she is openly wanting the D from you she is likely getting the D elsewhere as well .
>get out of work >head down to chinatown to get me a rub and tug >decide to check out a new joint, 30 reviews on rubmaps >call em up and ask if they'll take me since it's close to their closing time >they say no problemo >get in, get naked >ass out on the table >she knocks >opens up, older looking lady, not a looker by any means but that's not what i go their for >expect a shit massage and a handy for around 70-80 bux
>receive the BEST MASSAGE I've ever gotten at one of these places >bitch is hitting all the spots, hitting pressure points, feels fucking fantastic >there's a pipe exposed in the room, directly above the massage table >she gets up, holds on to the pole and starts massaging me with her feet >hitting the fucking hamstrings, calves, ass, fucking right in the shoulder blades >i'm in love with this bitch >half hour nearly over, she goes for the legs with the oil >thinking this is it, time for a happy ending >she sticks her thumb in my gooch >feels fucking fantastic >ask her what that is >apparently a pressure point that a lot of people don't hit
>directly after that, says "OKAY THANK YOU" and walks out >no happy ending >too relaxed and refreshed to care >get dressed, tip 20, tell her i'll be back >she gave me some water
im going to go to the same con as you and kiss you on the lips you little queer
Wyatt Collins
>not wearing shorts under a skirt/dress
What a little whore. You just know she's taken at least a dozen cocks at those cons.
Henry Clark
I kissed once of my best friends in highschool at a party because two hot girls came up to us and said they wanted to see us kiss, in exchange they said they would make out in front of us.
Does it make you angry you wouldn't be my first homo experience?
I think that it's just within the context of the character she's playing. The entire character is retarded.
uh.. it wont be very hard sweaty... lmaooooooooooooo
also im taller and you wont be able to get away from me with your tiny size 7 girly feet. you better just pre lubricate your anus the second you step foot inside the con baby.
jesus christ please dont tell me this guy is on roids
Mason Russell
>Implying I'm still 160lbs >Implying you would even be able to come up to me >I'll probably make you too nervous because I'm so cute >Internally you're just an overcompensating scared little boy
It's okay.
I love this.
Before people knew I was on roids and I posted this it was all "Woah dude sick progress. You must be on roids." then when it came out I was on roids "HAHAHA WTF ROIDING FOR THIS"
