You wake up and see the girl of your dreams in bed with you

You wake up and see the girl of your dreams in bed with you.
Whats the first thing you do?

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>the girl of your dreams in bed with you.

My bed is empty. No, I'm not implying I'm gay.

Tell her to wait a couple days before intercourse to rectify the death grip.

I practice every day with my daki, I obviously wouldn't need to ask myself

Wonder how the fuck this chinese cartoon came to life.

Hug her. Any other answer is objectively trash.

have her extremely buff and butch body crush me in my sleep mmm

put a ring on it desu.
she is my fiance, we can fugg now, I'm sure jesus would have no problem with that

Refuse to kiss her

I'd consider myself the happiest man in the world and take her out to see the world!

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Orgingion.

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>he thinks a few days of nofap can rectify YEARS of the death grip

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But I don't have a bed. what happen than?

not him but I had death grip so bad it caused nerve damage to my wrist.

Christ, hows your dick doing?

I wake up and cry myself back to sleep.

Fine but it's riddled with scars everywhere that never fully heal.

Oof,didnt expect this one

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Try not to wake up for real
End up waking up for real a few seconds

"are you real or am i retarded/schizophrenic?"

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Try to wake up because she is thinks I am disgusting irl, so there is no way she would be sleeping next to me

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please don't do it user, don't do it

>You wake up by yourself.
>What's the first thing you do?
The same shit I always do.

Cry-

get under her arm and cling to her waist
great taste
probably this too

Say, "I had the worst nightmare, Chanel. You told me you were never really attracted to me and regretted ever having sex with me and I spent 8 months living with my mom trying to get over you."

id sip a bepsi

Figure out how a female version of me even exists.

>she leans over to me and whispers in my ear
>This is just a dream user
>wake up and kill myself

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Get out of bed, brush my teeth, do morning stuff like I do every day.
Being a daki owner, I already wake up and see the girl of my dreams in bed with me

Seconded, by the other answers I see we're called robots for more reasons than one.

Reach out and caress her cheek to see if she's really there. Then cry like a bitch while she gently consoles me.

Grope her titties and stick my weiner in her vagoo

Hide under the blanket.

>why the hell are you crying, loser?
you fucked up