Any of you faggots ever tried to use anime moves or dialogue in a fight before?

the way they walk fast is funny af

they were afraid of becoming collateral damage...downie was very close to opening his Gate of limit...they would have been blasted away. Lucky for the nigger that harming civilians wasn't part of downie's Ninja Way

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This boi got trips

Are you telling me he went for a raw tatsu without confirming into it with crouching medium kick or something? He's either really dumb, or alpha as fuck and super confident in his punish game.

>In secondary school around year 2000
>Bully constantly fucks me up, been made to bleed numerous occasions
>Don't fight back because pussy, and worried about getting in trouble (happened before)
>He's with his friends and he walks up to me in the hallway cornering me
>They corner me and one of his friends says "you want me to make you bleed?"
>Respond with "yeah but it won't be the last time and sure as hell won't be the last"
Was from a WWF promo when When Cactus Jack fought HHH at Royal Rumble 2000
>Didn't really realize I was saying it until I uttered the last word
>They laugh and just punch me in the gut a couple times before fucking off

I'm happy for you man

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That white kid is my hero

>That black kid who looked at his right fist and said "this is the hand I beat dicks with" before grabbing another kid's jaw and slamming him to the floor

i don't have any anime related stories, i never got into a physical fight.
but since we're talking about bullies

>3rd grade or so
>guy takes my coat during the break and throws it in the girls toilet, tries flushing it
>girls tell me what happened
>i'm pissed, so i take his backpack and empty it out of the 3rd floor window, all of his work flies away, followed by the backpack
>he spends almost an hour collecting what he could find
>teacher calls his mom and she agrees that she's going to wash my coat
>i get away with a slap on the wrist
>he gets bad grades for his missing homework
>also has to pay for the books that broke
>and apparently he got beaten up by his mom for the whole thing
>get coat back two days later, smells better than before

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>one punch in the guts
>fight

you dont know what a real fight looks like, do you?

I spinkicked a chad in the nuts in 9th grade
R.I.P. in penis

>Get into 8th grade
>Everyone else is terrifyingly retarded
>People get into fights left and right in school
>Idiots just flailing around
>Be me, a quiet and kinda weird kid
>Class nard gets really riled up from a fight and wants to pick on someone else
>Don't really want to fight but he insists I do and he'll "go easy on me"
>At home casually see a lot of fight movies
>think Ill lose but wont make a fool of myself, might be a chance to get a girl to talk to me
>He throws the first blow
>Weave behind him, kick his leg down, grab his shoulders and drive my knee into his spine
>See him pausing, take advantage of it and push his face into the ground and go to class
>Get called out of class, kid had to go to hospital, witnesses say it was defense but get suspended anyway
>Get back 10 days later and kid is still in hospital
Nobody wanted to talk to me after that because they thought I was psychotic and would kill them. Thats fine, not like I wanted to talk to them anyway...

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reminded me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=82sxRBNSteA

Kinda, but I wasnt fat. The kid btw was one of the "stars" of the middleschool football team for whatever that was worth. From what I heard on hearsay he wasnt able to play sports again until his senior year.

That bully there got fucking rekt though goddamn

none of this is troo, nigger

Oh no you outted me on an anonymous image forum. Ill get you next time you meddling faggot

should have given that fucker the ding-dong diddly mandible claw

Apparently biting people and trying to tear their skin isn't fair fighting.

heh....my work here is done

how are you that retarded in 6th grade lmao i was verbally outdebating the teachers by then

fight or flight ma nigga.

Right at the end
>Main defenses are being overrun, release the clone units

Oh I remember the idiots in 6th grade who thought they were "outdebating the teachers".
I remember them as annoying, disruptive, contrary faggots.

kekaronni

That's such a funny story.

lmfao I would have beaten the dog shit out of you as soon as I saw how serious you were taking it youre lucky he was a nice guy

The guy was a fucking douche. His first swing was a full punch that probably would have taken my frail ass out.

yep they were but not me sorry

i did it in 1on1 conversation when they did something i didnt like and every one of them either apologized and told me how mature i was or became visibly turned on at my audacity. sorry you cant relate to being a chad

There's no one like that on this board.

Maybe its just because I never had a triumphant moment against the people that fucked with me but these stories seem shitty and self-congratulatory.
There's no humour in reading about a time when you won.
The ones with actual autism that play out in a typical fashion are the ones that make me smile.

You should hit up his mom sometime and bang her

kek what the fuck
only noticing this now

lmao what is up with that

When they saw the downs kid wasnt ktfo after he stood up they probably unironically thought he was going back to his backpack to putt out a handgun and shoot up the school. Cant blame them desu

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there's a lot of retards on this board idk what you mean

>whatissarcasm.png

You're a nasty boi

>tfw no mommy teacher gf who is triple your age and lets you see her undies even though there are 30 other people in the room
feels bad man

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One time I got in a fight and asked the guy if he thought he could beat me in 1 2 3