Putrid NEET fart floating towards unsuspecting wagie nose edition
/britfeel/
David Martinez
Bentley Butler
i have sweaty NEET balls right now
Liam Thompson
got a nice pizza plated up
cracked open the first tinnie of cider
just put The Crown on, hoping to God it's not solely a soppy girly show and actually has some good Philip being Philip.
Jaxson Flores
why did our forefathers have to make clothing so rigidly divided, I just want my genitals to be free
Brandon Lee
>ah yes, the end of his Ieg made contact with the sphere again
Christian Murphy
tfw eating normal chicken instead of free range, pretty grim lads
Hunter Barnes
>why did our forefathers have to make clothing so rigidly divided
horse riding
Julian Mitchell
>rustled his jimmies so bad he had to post again in the new thread
Lincoln Green
give us a cheeky sniff lass
Alexander Nguyen
Okay, but where are the waifus lads?
Cameron Jenkins
well it's safe to say I conquered the last thread, not sure if I can be bothered to dominate you virgin nonces in this one as well.
But you'll always remember this as the day you all got BTFO by Captain Eddie Blake
Brayden Cooper
the average 'free range' farm finds out the bare minimum to be classified as that and builds it around that to make money off of people like you
Brayden Gonzalez
Oops didn't realise we were close to bump limit. Have another comf on me
Caleb White
go to bed pubes, your mum is trying to sleep
Nathan Kelly
hiding in this vent until the thread stops being uncomfy
Xavier Scott
i'd side saddle like a cute victorian waifu any day
Cooper Morris
lovely looking comfies lad, id love to join you for a nice /daywalk/ picture dump but im off out on /nightwalk/ soon, where abouts are you?
Robert Young
Up in the valleeeeeeeeeys lads
Kayden Lee
>rustIed his jimmies so bad he had to post again in the new thread
Jayden Young
saw you post this before, but i love that cabin
Elijah Rogers
Why do you keep posting this fetal alcohol syndrome skank
Bentley Ross
I keep meaning to try to get a closer/better look at it, keeping in mind its well into private land, i was moved on only a few minutes after taking that picture, i could get closer to it probably from some more woods to the left of the other picture but im waiting for the weather to cool down before i try that
Evan Smith
nth for starting it with a kiss x
youtube.com
Ryder Torres
managed to stretch my 4 beers out, one left now
Elijah Thomas
>sportingball man can't even calculate the right angle of contact and appropriate psi to lauch the sportball into the scoring zone
sad, this is primary school level maths
Jaxon Turner
@me when the thread is decent, going for something to eat fagheads
youtu.be
Carson Miller
mmm hourglass wabs
Kevin Allen
Look at the little sheepy!
Enjoy it lad, I'm posting to comfify the thread before going to sleep. This was South Wales, you Fareham lad?
Cooper Baker
Sorry to hear you dont enjoy Five posts lad. No worries hope you have a good night anyway.
Wyatt Gomez
It was a bit of a walk to get there
You can come out now mate, all is in place.
Nolan Harris
>showing face
who's driving
Lucas Morales
Is this eddy guy really the one who made the rap video? fuckin' hell he is a prick. Why is everyone from pol such a cunt
Camden Thomas
theres a full sex massage place near me, 60 for half an hour with no extra charge. all chinkies in their early 20s, nearly all positive reviews on ukp too. never been punting before but that sounds amazing, they change and get new girls in all the time, so a constant flow of new chinky talent, and cheap enough to go once every 2 weeks if i wanted to. fuck it im gonna get a bus there next week at some point. no extra charge to finger your arse, 30 to get your arse rimmed. i'll see how the first meet goes then i'll experiment with that i think it's a bit bold to go in the first time expecting that kind of treatment, but apparently chink masseuses have a thing for getting handsy around your arse so if it happens i'm gonna let it happen
havent had a shag in years im well excited it's like christmas
Jack Garcia
h-here fren
:( normally it is ok at this time of night
Luis Scott
They're insecure and feel the need to reassure themselves.
Isaac Gonzalez
Lovely labarador retriever doing swimmies and catching his tennis ball. I jumped off that cliff, hurt my arm though
self-driving car
Parker Richardson
>no extra charge to finger your arse, 30 to get your arse rimmed
sounds a bit grim but look forward to hearing about it
Josiah Long
The one singing the rap is not Eddie. It's a tribute act if you like.
Charles James
Reckon you should go to an English brass if you're gob a do it desu
Jacob Gonzalez
>27 years old
>shit job
>still living at home with parents
>virgin
>all friends have moved on with girlfriends/kids and some even getting married
>regret every decision I've made after the age of 16
>only joy in life I get is the brief period a new video game or movie is released
I don't even think I'm capable of feeling happiness now lads.
Eli Brown
top tier choice of dog there mate, glad someone else here appreciates the pinnacle of dog breeding over the usual doglets
Oliver Scott
Where in the country you at lod
Ethan Adams
yeh sure but I can use nearly the whole chicken and its brown instead of grey, you can't eat that grey shit at the bottom on non free range so its basically the same cost really, plus the chicken stock I get from it is a lot better to
Xavier Rodriguez
Went to a strip club last night boys, proper weird. Started talking to a stripper about star trek and her 16yo kid. She said she thought I have Aspergers.
James Russell
Eddie IS Pubes.
Landon Murphy
>no extra charge to finger your arse, 30 to get your arse rimmed
I'd figure it'd be the other way round but what do I know
Luke Williams
nay, I'm really happy I can just talk dirty to him and he doesn't mind and sends me pics
he's just straight
Julian Collins
thats because you probably are.
Cameron Allen
too tired now so going to skip to the journey home
see that old lady in the distance? I bummed her
Not mine but that would be my choice too. Dumb pitbulls and staffies
Brody Johnson
lancashire here lads, got some nice pictures of sheep myself before but havent made them elss than 2mb for the thread yet so ill post another random one that is small enough to post here
Nicholas Mitchell
I don't blame you fren
Good boi
Pressups?
Gabriel Wilson
>Started talking to a stripper about star trek and her 16yo kid.
>She said she thought I have Aspergers.
I mean...
Asher Morris
OH! Here's that cute bum pic btw
Carson Hughes
Think 'fren' posters are part of the /britfeel/ peado ring
Liam Price
jesus christ i wish i was there
you're not supposed to talk to them
Ryan Hughes
Almost popped in for a cheeky maccies
My phone camera makes them 4mb+, it's annoying. Decent quality though
Xavier Cruz
>>virgin
>>all friends have moved on with girlfriends/kids and some even getting married
I can't deal with this, all of my fellow outcast acquaintances have had multiple gfs and sexual partners. The contrast between them having kids and me still being the same old virgin from school/college blows my mind.
Jacob Howard
This is me. I don't even enjoy anything these days.
Julian Rivera
This sounds like the cliffnotes version of a short story about ennui and sexuality
Gavin Thompson
No it's not,
please stop appropriating my posts and stuff
Jace Sullivan
>straight guy
>pretty much no hair
I think this story arc is fake
Austin Sullivan
Walked through some fields instead of taking the path because I'm a MADMAN!
Landon Phillips
Nathan Long
That reminds me of the time I went to a strip club.
I was talking to her, she asked what I did, mentioned uni. I then said to her "So did you go uni, what did you study?"
She leant in and whispered to me in her eastern european accent "Do you think I'd be working here if I had gone to university?"
My heart sank, I've never been able to take advantage of sex workers because of this.
Isaiah Rodriguez
Shrewsbury retail park!
Lincoln Morales
I am friends with outcasts and most of them are still virgins because they simply never try. I have offered to help them and they flat out refuse. they are all 25 btw
Jeremiah Richardson
big larp
Kayden Phillips
VERY important government building here!
Alright that's it, I'm off to bed now. Hope I made the thread a bit better
Julian Flores
going /offroad/ is a nice thing to do on /nightwalk/ lad, stay out of the way and view things from a different perspective
Juan Sullivan
Do you know any who have tried but still can't get any?
Levi Diaz
>outcast acquaintances
>gfs and sexual partners
Not really outcasts then tbf. That's the same problem with norimes claiming they're robots because they think this is a secret club.
Jose Morales
i'll be honest lad, i have this weird thing about chinky massages that makes me comfortable. i'm a lot more comfortable letting foreign girls "service me", which is what i want, i'm not good at the whole meet and greet and telling them what i want to do, i just want to get told to strip off and lay on a table while they give me a massage and touch my balls and arse and ask if i want anything else. maybe i have a weird race superiority complex but i'd be too anxious with a british girl, whereas if it's a chinky i don't really care?
i doubt they're gonna give a proper prostate massage, but it's nice to get your arse played with a bit before they suck you off. shame about the rimming being extra though
if a man offered you to stick your fingers or your tongue up his arse, which one would you choose lad?
Andrew Phillips
would be funny if there was another shrewsbury user. I'm a bit further south I'm afraid
nightwalk lad knows. established paths are for normies
Carson Green
>get new top
>thick material means I can't feel it if I lightly touch myself through it
>touching my arms feels like I'm touching another person
>Just sit there for half an hour stroking my arm
Dylan Jackson
calm it schizo lad
Kayden Flores
But they were outcasts back in school days, the kids that used to sit alone and got picked on. Then suddenly you don't see them for a few years and they morph into normans.
Owen Cook
Blake Allen
Ok but really, how weird are you lads? Can you have a normal conversation with people
Bentley Lopez
4 of the TOP posters are in the ring lad, it's not a joking matter.
Carson Harris
No, everyone i know who has tried got sex eventually. Some people simply refuse to do anything outside of their comfort zone.
Matthew Myers
Anime is fucking retarded and will turn you into a maladapted weirdo, you should kill yourselves if you watch it
Isaac Myers
everyone's laughing at you or ignoring you
Jordan Bennett
Maybe some of us are just too ugly and have autism like me?
John Butler
na night ziggeh, see ya in the mornin' pal 61
Aiden Cook
I collect my semen in bottles, I wank in public and I can't hold a conversation in real life.
Adam Gomez
>hayfever
>teeth ache horribly
fucking hell. Even i'm sick of summer now
Ethan Peterson
leaving you with a comfy tune as well
hope you're all well
youtube.com
Jack Lee
probably the weirdest thing about me is being a KV at nearly 24
Carson Jackson
>no service to anonymously cuddle with someone of the opposite sex
Caleb Ross
i miss being a NEET lads
please take me back
Christian Bailey
Nah they were never outcasts if they acquaintances.
Luke Green
>me and a mate drunk one night, in a 24 hour corner shop so he can buy some mentos for some dumb reason.
>We walk outside and decide to go to a stripclub
>I don't want to get a dance becuase I think they're a waste of money
>Stripper says we can get two girls for the price of one and they'll just swap half way through
>Mate goes straight for it so I end up doing it
>We get dances in opposite rooms, the curtains open so we can both see each other
>I see all of his mints fall out of his pocket onto the chair
>he proceeds to eat them while getting a lapdance
>I've never laughed harder
>Stripper thinks I'm laughing at her and gets pissy, thinks I'm laughing at her
>Bouncer tells me to leave
One of my funniest memories tbchwy
Camden Roberts
lakaseh these cycle paths am doing with key ring on wensdeh tomorra
Lincoln Wilson
i'm fairly weird but can have a normal-ish conversation with a normie but they always sense something is "off". i send out a weird vibe, people assume very quickly that i'm gay because of it.
can't talk to true robots because they have literally no social skills. such is the life of a cyborg.
Hudson Rogers
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*
What was that, wagie?
Caleb Lee
Comfiest band ever. Even when they get loud they still sound like a nice blanket
Hudson Bailey
i dont know mate, never met anyone that bad. Even the really weird people i know eventually got it.
Adam Howard
it's more grim than you remember
grass is always greener...etc
Parker Moore
>at a work do
>we're all showing each other funny youtube videos
>I put on something from Sam Hyde
>awkward silence in the room
>nobody's really spoken to me at work since
Angel Jones
Why don't we have cuddle hotels liek Japan
I want one for my birthday:(