Tell me about the last time you ate like a fucking pig, and feel bad about it

Tell me about the last time you ate like a fucking pig, and feel bad about it.

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I was on my way to the gym after work but I ended up getting some weird knee pain while sitting on the train. I've been limping in pain for an hour now, so instead of the gym I bought a 500 ml bottle of coca cola two 42 g bags of G.H Cretors. Just ate it all and still downing the drink.

Yeah I feel really shitty about this actually.

Never. I eat what I want when I want. I'm trying to gain mass, not lose it.

Also, stay mad fattie.

This happened throughout Sunday.
>sleep through breakfast
>lunch
>cup of milk
>four cookies
>double cheeseburger no bun
>two ice cream sandwiches

Snack
>two individual doritos bags
>raisin bran crunch individual package with milk
>small piece of chocolate cake with ice cream on top

Dinner:
>feeling nauseous at this point
>three swedish meatballs
>smucker's uncrustable
>two more ice cream sandwiches
It ended up being around 4000 calories. I woke up farting zyklon and burping up sulfer. My stomach looked like I was pregnant. Face extremely bloated, chipmunk cheeks to the extreme. Pretty much the picture of unhealth.
Sugar isn't worth it.

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It could be worse. At least you're American and not some leaf or yuropoor.

>like a fucking pig

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I usually have a cheat meal once every two weeks, last week i decided to get some chinese food. Back in my fat prime i would order two plates of sesame seed chicken, Mongolian beef with chow mein.
I fucking OMAD too since i didnt want to grossly go over my tdee, i started eating the chicken and it was too fucking sweet and nauseating, the beef was way too fucking greasy and the only thing that was palpable was the chow mein.

I ate half of it, got a head ache right after. I took a multi vitamin and went straight to bed. Im smarter with my cheat meals now with some nutrition like a grilled chicken burger with sweet potato fries.

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Here in Europe food is scarce and hard to come by but during the feast of the saints i was able to finish whole turnip, some pickled carrots and a roasted pigeon. 4 days worth of food in one sitting

Two weeks ago.

Couple lbs of Vietnamese food.
It was great though but the bloating and has fucked me up

>unopened beer
>first bite of pizza
This is what THOTs throw up on insta to prove how relaxed they are about their diet.

>stay mad fattie
I'm not mad at you, just at myself, such is the Jow Forums way.

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Like the past month or so. I stopped working out after I graduated because i was saving up for a gym membership, and since school ended, I couldn't use the school gym anymore. Couple that with my mom's financial problems which hold me back from doing simple things like paying $100 to get into a gym, I gained like 22 lbs. I was just eating everything in sight. I tend to eat a shit ton when I'm depressed. The worst moment is when I baked myself an entire loaf of bread and ate every piece slathered with butter. I went from 208 to 230 in 3 weeks. Just signed up at the local gym last week and have been going almost every day. Down to 215 now.

May I one day be blessed with your level of prosperity. Six months of 2018 have passed and I have yet to taste anything other than saltine crackers and my own urine.

Why the fuck do you keep this shit around the house?

>3 Day weekend
>Swear to myself I'm going to get high as ever because 3 Day weekend, wow
>roll 2 backwoods
>go to 3 different fast foods
>food cold by the time I get home
>cram it all in the microwave
>tfwnobeverage.jpg
>walk to corner store across the street and pickup beer
>food cold; remicrowave
>get nuked
>DUDE
>dog the shit out of it

My room right now

I get free food from a cafeteria.
Usually I eat healthy options.

Ate 25 cups of creme brulee, 15 cha siu bao, and 6 slices of BBQ chicken pizza in one sitting. It was my birthday and it was my first time ever going to a buffet. Didn't feel bad about it emotionally, but my stomach felt ready to burst on the drive home

>25 creme brulee
Dude thats a fucking huge effort. Good for you haha

:( It's alright fren. Don't be sad.

I'm going to go eat a big plate of cheese covered nachos in your honor.

uhhh lemmie get three chicken quesadillas, one beefy fritos burrito, and a large diet mountain dew

>tfw have always had low bf and enjoy eating healthy
>Tfw also enjoy binging
>Tfw met a sexy girl on the university swim team, in amazing shape
>Sometimes we work out together, go to this awesome burger joint, order two massive burgers each, go back to her place and eat them shirtless then fuck and shower together

I may be in love

once ate two medium pizzas, cheesesticks, and wings from dominos. also had a gallon of milk. ended up being something like 10,000 calories

Today

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Is that a huge beer or would this girl make my dick look huge in her tiny hand

I fucking love creme brulee man, finding out there was a place I could eat as much of it as I could was like a new level of existing for me at the time

I ate a whole tub of Pringles(chips/crisps) to a world cup match last night after dinner. Sunday I ate a bunch of cake with my dad for father's day. I was the only one to visit him so we both smashed through it together.

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She's a tiny spic.

Ate a large Papa John's veggie pizza. It's probably about 2.5-3k calories and I'm on a 1.8k cut

The guilt made me fast for the next 36 hours though

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Shouldn't feel too bad about that if you're just chilling with your old man

Yesterday at my parents house for fathers day. Past 2 months have been completely clean, sticking to my diet 100% and avoiding all shit foods. Then I saw the box of oreo's. Birthday cake flavor, I never tried it before. Ignored it for most of the day, but dinner was 1hr late since it took a lot longer than expected to prepare, and that box of oreo's were looking damn good. I decided to just have one, to see what it tastes like, and to hold me over till dinner. Was pretty good. Think I'll have another. Well, I'm already two in, may as well go for a third and final one. Mmm, so good. Fuck it, I've been good these past 2 months.

Whoops I ate the entire box. Fuck. Had a splitting headache later that night and all throughout today. Not worth it.

Ate a large double pineapple pizza from lil Caesar's. Got food poisoning and shit it over the course of 7 shits. Just now feeling better after 2 days. I deserved every bit of it.

You did the right thing. He won't be around forever.

>girl
>her

>she

Couple fridays ago i ordered dominos, had 5 slices of pan pizza and 8 bread twists. Then I ate like 500 calories worth of cheese its

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what the fuck

Oh user, I'm glad tou asked. It was just yesterday. And the day before. And the day before that.

Apparently cutting weight when you're depressed as fuck can only lead to /cloudmode/

Fuck it. At least I made some sweet gains.

Yesterday. I had some bad weed brownies and I'm 99% sure that shit wasn't weed. I spent like 4 hours being violently ill and shaking.
I eventually passed out. When I woke up I ate half a pizza, a bowl of leftover ramen, a bowl of ice cream, a snickers, and then I passed out again.
Moral of the story: don't do drugs. They kill your gains.

I made it through the first 24 hours of fasting. 144 to go. Then it's my birthday.

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