2 matches on tinder and they dont reply to me, what am i doing wrong?

2 matches on tinder and they dont reply to me, what am i doing wrong?

im a male btw

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You broke both of the golden rules
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be ugly

You look severely underage thats why

>what am i doing wrong

>im a male btw

The fact that you have to tell people your gender is the problem.

you look like a child i'd be scared you were underaged b&

You look gay bro

you look like you would serve pies to lords in the middle ages

he isn't ugly. just looks very young/androgynous. there are a lot of people into that, unfortunately they're mostly middle aged men.

change your hair and you will be fine

Get a different haircut my dude and try and at least smirk. You look like a 13 year old with a bowl cut from his mom and is listening to linkin park.

i pity swipe ugly guys to brighten up their day, but i don't have the time to reply to them with all the good looking matches.

why the fuck did this one crack me up the most

because it's true. thank you

Well, just as your home land neverneverland you will never get a girl

How old are you user?
Get a haircut and grow a beard if your 30% estrogen looking ass allows you to

Try grindr bro for real

Be my gf (male).

>severely underage
The paydo paranoia is real. He just looks pre-twenty-five.

Is very real.

Fucking black birds in a pie is going to be stuck in my head now thanks.

That's probably true. Though I'm in my twenties.

this user. Maybe get rid of the half bowl cut somehow

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Have you considered taking HRT?
also this
You should think about getting a cuter haircut though, one that's more flattering to your cute face.

You look youthful OP which isn't a bad thing I don't think the type of girls that would like you use tinder. Do you enjoy reading or music? You could also use discord because I knew a lot of r9k girls that would like you a lot

change summary? on tinder to
>finna bout to go medieval on ur fly-trap

he could say
he wants to go medieval on your

OP would definitely get fike 10x more matches if he picked female
All he needs is a generic art hoe bio

Terrible haircut, and you look under-age.

Acquire a mommy gf fetish

>is underage AND posting pics of himself

Yep, MODS

i think it's more 2 bowl cuts at once

this.
Set the age from 30-40, and put "im lost, where is MOMMY?" in your bio

If you're gonna commit to the bowl cut you have to go short at the back too. Right now it looks as if you have a girls hair cut. But do you, I'm sure some bi girl may find you attractive.

You look like a depressed faggot user.

I don't think you're ugly OP. Just get a better haircut and try to smile a bit.

the fact that you have to clarify that you're male might have something to do with it.

You know what to do, change it asap

You're a qt but that hair style has to go man, you don't even have to cut it

he looks undroginous but in a bad way desu
i mean he is not ugly
but "girly" type are usually see as attractive just like handsome type

Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you'd get some bitches on your dick nigguh

you look kinda attractive

>im a male btw
I thought you were a tomboy at first.

That actually doesn't make any sense, beauty is in the eye of the beholder aside.

Yeah, it's over for you bro

I think you look really cute and I love your hair but I'm a guy. You'd probably have to find a real 'artsy' girl who would be into this sort of alternative look.

You're cute

t. a fag

You seem to be quite alright, black boy.

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What's in the safe, boy?

More halfings of cake m'lord?

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If they matched with you then it has nothing to do with your looks.

It probably has more to do with girls on tinder and other sites like it are fucking lazy and can't add anything to a conversation, so they expect the guy to come up with "le so funny joke opener" that they can just laugh at. If you try to have an actual conversation with them and try to make them put real effort into the conversation they will either not reply or unmatch with you.