How do I become more manly, Jow Forums?

sadly not

Wut she forcing her to drink milk

gib milk

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sauce?

OOOooohh power play. I like this.

My dad works in a factory all day and when he's home he eats salads. If kids emulate their parents why have I never worked a day in my life and why do I eat pizza every week?

My dad has been in the airforce since he was 19. He served in Lebanon, has several medals, have traveled around the world and is currently captain and chief engineer, he retires soon

I'm a next to worthless NEET who quit the army after 3 weeks and can't hold a job

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>Have a manly father

How do I buy a new father?

this

get Jow Forums , found or join a Männerbund, conquer qt wife and develop mastery over space (Lebensraum), plunder some cities and cleanse them of the unworthy

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ice your balls

This dont wear underwear

See the part with spending time with him.

how old are you OP?

stop trying to be like other people

You’re dad was a loser and so are you. See?you emulated him pretty well

i want milkies too :(

>tfw 21 year old fatherless nigger who can't even drive

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But if you're not attractive or even just average this puts you straight into "ew, creepy" territory real fast.

>tfw 23 year old fatherless motherless grandfatherless siblingless nigger who cant even drive and isnt present in his sons life who is also a nigger

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i heard it's from an instagran "artist", not porn

get job work job

Alright sense OP does not want to respond and I see there are a lot of young boys out here I will try to give some advice.

First of all, we live in an increasingly feminine society (assuming those posting are from western European/north American countries). You need to learn to block out that bullshit that dominates aspects of schooling/media/culture.
You need to work on yourself. It will be suffering but it must be done. And you shall not ever, ever complain about the hard work. Read up on stoicism.

A good book that helped me as a kid was "Iron John." Anyone around the age of 20 should pick it up.

slaughter a pig, roast it and eat the head while a large group of people witnessed you slaughtering and roasting it

Starting to look a lot like Brendan fraser

I'd this an elaborate shitpost? If not, how do I avoid becoming you?

>fatherless
make a change. find a girl you love and start a family with her and don't fucking leave. that would automatically make you more of a man than your father

Get back in bruh

what does it mean to be manly?

too late since the reason I was discharged was becuase of mental health problems, it was the only way I was going to get out and I'm not getting back in now.
This was also like 5 years ago so I'd be much older than the people there including some of the sergants

Listen to this wise man, OP

It doesn't matter that you can't drive. You're urban so you have public transit.

Thanks for reccomending the book man

>stopped talking to Dad when 17
>go to college
>start working in field before graduation
>make more than my mum/dad combined at my age
>graduate, get promotion, make 10k more a year
>living better than your parents after they gave me nothing
>have money to take care of mental health issues related to crappy childhood
>make enough to afford nice car
>does work on own car to save $$$
>all-around good guy that friends adore
>not an alcoholic like my dad

I'm more manly than my dad in every way.

but I have GERD and my doctor told me to avoid eating onions?

Im not even lying when I say that my father could easily be a regular on Jow Forums.
>uninterested in spending time with family
>get divorced
>still live at the house and pine for ex as she has boyfriend after boyfriend
>never dates
>finally buys his own house, maybe he'll make something of himself
>gets arrested for child porn
>get a few years of prison
>loses cushy job at the USPS
>gets years of probation
>son has to work his ass off so he doesn't lose house while trying to maintain his own household
>has never seen his grandkids

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Helping her get that GOMAD

do more manly things
get into fighting i recommend bjj or boxing
lift heavy are go out and talk with people

Fight. Fight your flaws, fight your weaknesses, fight that guy with the stupid look, fight a bag of sand between your knees, fight your heroes, fight the urge to give up at work or in the gym, fight the demons, fight something every minute of every day. Fighting forges men.

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probably the only resourceful post on fit ever

get a job in construction, it seperates the men from the boys.

youtube.com/watch?v=3R3-YwDZrzg

remenber original poster, when thigns get rough, u r the play do and the sculptor

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Seek misery, bathe in it, then conquer it

It may sound autistic, but its true.

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My dad was manly but died in the war
Hold me brahs

>living things wanna live and reproduce and not having competition around enables that better

Do people need walls of texts to outsource their inner understanding of ideas? Is a shorter sentence really just less words and with that, dumber?

I want a fatal heart attack right now. I don't care how painful it is. Come on god damn it.

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White boy who didn't get a license until 24 here. Do better than me and do better than your father. You have it in you, user.

I can be your 22 yo white dad I get to fuck your mom though

unironically this

eat a can of Sardines, or just try yelling loudly

This, but also setting goals and making plans. Try setting an insane or almost impossible long term goal (20 years), and a reasonable medium term goal (1-3 years) that points you in that direction. Plan and keep planning to keep with the times, but don't change plans just to cut yourself some slack. Get monomania and do it

V.I.T.R.I.O.L.

Did he raised you? He could be the manliest man in the world but if he was never there for you then all that means jack shit.

>have a manly father, and spend time with him.
>have a manly father
>have a father
fuck

Go try the college meme maybe? If you have not given it a chance

youtu.be/Ev3-7HLcZ5o?t=2h38m20s
YA GOTTA DO DIFFICULT THINGS

Some women like emotional men though, I know one

If you do enough ballsy shit when no one is watching then eventually this will percolate up into your subconscious behavior that you'll have the kind of bearing people call "manly". Anything else is just LARPing.

Is building a computer from scratch and programming it manly?

what do you mean programming it? you installed arch?

I made a diagram explaining what defines manhood. You should be striving for a+ ideally.

A masculine figure who acts like a child, lashes out, is aggressive, shows no responsibility, or relies on others is nothing to strive for.

A responsible figure who takes responsibility for themselves but is a coward, weak-willed, apathetic, or passive, is someone to look down upon as well.

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She is lying for beta bux.