How do you cope with not being him?

>good looking
>tall
>multi millionaire by playing a game and being the fucking best with a shitton of titles
>body is fucking good and healthy, not bodybuilder type but good for soccer and for women it is the perfcet
>fucked the most beautiful women ever on planet
>still young
>entire world admires him, kids want to be like him
>will be goat for another 5 years

You could be him, but you aren't in many ways, is life fair? No. Are you jealous now?

Oh almost forgot.

>self made from poverty

Holy shit this guy is a fucking hero of life.

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The same way I cope with not being any other person.

I find him cancerous, I like beckham much more and he isn't some low tier weird spic mix

The fucking third active post on this board about this faggot
Sage x100

>>self made from poverty


So just like pretty much all professional athletes?

No high IQ rich people ever have professional athletes because they force their kids into academia, not kicking a ball around with a bunch of peasants.

>soccer
Do you mean football.

Honestly if everyone copied ronaldo, the world would be a better place.

cant believe hes 33 and still unmatched.

>med saint 5x ballon dor winner, top all time madrid and UCL scorer, 5x UCL winner, soon to be world cup winner
>english chav that never amounted to anything

Youre american arent you?

>Ronaldo
>fucked women

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1 hes a gay foot fairy fagy

2 he plays foot fairy fag ball for a living

these tings alone make me choose my current life over his. Little euro fagy. So typical. Why are europeans so fuckin gay?

I like and admire him as a person but holy shit he is an insufferable drama queen on the field

Why do am*ricans refer to Europeans collectively? You do realize every country is vastly different and not a melting pot of mutts like am*rica

My dad hates him. Loves Messi instead.

My dad is a failure in life. Truth.

>only europe plays """""""""""""soccer"""""""""""

have fun watching nigger felon league (NFL)
kys brainlet

I agree he’s the goat of soccer but Lebron mogs the fuck out of him

their little kfc filled brains can't comprehend that ,,Europe" has twice the population of the US and there are 50 actual countries with their own cultures and languages.

You are a sad and pathetic person.
Just live life and stop obsessing over someone else.

So you consider succesful a person with plenty of coin and a fair assortment of wenches at his disposal? How vain can a young person be? Let me tell you something child, success, and I mean true success, can be met only trough the arms or the letters. Do not be fooled by the semitic propaganda, fight for your country or study for God's sake

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Can't wait to see him cry again like he does every time he loses. What a bitch.

Beckham is chad, Ronaldo is fuckboi. That's the point.

thanks sir

You can just tell from the way he talks and acts that this is a bullied kid who does all this to fill the black hole of insecurity inside him.

Talented, rich as fuck and impressive accomplishments but I just can't bring myself to respect the guy. Ascended betas still have the trash personality and even if he was king of the world he would still be a bragging, ever compensating kid.

We all know someone like this, the guy who shows up overdressed or in tight clothes trying to peacock in all situations, constantly bragging and always has a story about how he did [Subject of discussion] but better. When a guy who really has nothing to prove and STILL acts like this, something is fundamentally wrong. Guy is worse than RDJ and his fucking 6 inch lifts

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>Are you jealous now
No
Why would you make such a dumb thread

Beckham is alpha as fuck, true family man and obviously more secure in himself than Ronaldo. Probably the most fashionable athlete on the planet as well.

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You know he's going to jail for two years for tax fraud and evasion right?

Money controls everything in jail and he has a lot of that, plus if OPs claim about him growing up in poverty is true then I think he could handle himself anyway

Shit ton of titles except world champion

>tall

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cringe, Ronaldo's the GOAT.
Also Beckham's fashion sense is trash

He is also probably the most recognisable person in the world as well

I hope by being me
>average looking
>poor and unemployed
>decent at judo but don't have the talent to be professional
>Jack off at least 5 times a week
>have my own home gym
>self made from poverty

>futbol
Ftfy

Ronaldo may be accomplished but what good is that when he's an insufferable manchild? Do you find his personality even remotely likeable?

someone post his face before the surgeries

Too bad there's no surgery for personality

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