/britfeel/

Take a closer look, not a shop lad.

don't diss my dog you cunt

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We are 'middle class'

Is that you and her on holiday lad?

So how to get an army of munters to fuck?

yeah lad x

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oi lil big p

Hang around with the most vile looking women available. Also helps if you're also super easy. Even mum said that to me

Great scene, the dad's acting is superb

Oh saucy lad she's turned on by what she see's I can tell.

How vile are we talking here?

good night little prince

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too right she is

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Lmao dat shoop. Try harder desu

I want to post a picture, but it's pretty harsh. His ex girlfriend whom he started pretty much domestically abusing her verbally to the point of her dad coming to confront mine over his disgusting behaviour. Oh and she was my age as well (19)

Oh nice one lad did you make big cummies?

>average 23 year old UK male today will on average live to 87
>1 in 4 will reach 97
>14.8% reach 100
fucking hell lads

What about someone from a one night stand, must be a local bicycle that he's been with you could share?

I don't any of those kinds of sluts, I tend to keep away from it all because it disgusts me

my liver will take me out thankfully
>doc told me
youtube.com/watch?v=ExmI94U5WeE

>local bicycle

Lauren Tomlin from Orpington fits that description perfectly

fucking retarded newfag fuck off back to 'course lad

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>Tomlin
Funny, I know a local bicycle around here with that last name.

Wow really captures the moment nicely lad well done.

nice one, how'd you score a lad like that? lucky gal you are

>will probably need to get a circumcision

It won't be so bad r-right, at least the pain I've had for years will go away

Nope try harder you sad bastard. Why don't you hit up reddit, maybe they'll believe you kek

how's that double digit iq of yours holding up you retard? your life must really be hard for you lol

well things really started going for me once i got my gender reassignment surgery done

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Even a double digit IQ could see through these lame shops nigger.

oh sorry xir, thought you were the cute gal in the dress

Try harder you fucking faggot kek

Posting self pics is against le rules

I know what I'm doing

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daily reminder pubes is a closet homo

vocaroo.com/i/s0XlHluDsUrr

Is The Queen a NEET?

Slept for 7 hours and you guys had got through 3 new threads, remember the days when on thread would last all day.

but a double digit iq couldn't figure out how to act here during his first month so here you are

no problem im MGTOW actually

you say that but i'm the one farming (you)s not you

fuck off you bitter virgin

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im not gay stop asking

sounded fairly gay in that vocaroo like lad ngl

youtube.com/watch?v=SBWhh2F2x5I
used to go up my grandpas every friday night and get a drink with him, he'd stick this on or elvis (for my gran) comfy times, he's still about but she's gotten worse and he can't drink.

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im gay stop asking

Sadder than Eddie BTFO with your shoops cunt

loooool you're so mad because im literally shaging 10/10s in between posts and you're still a virgin ahaha

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don't mind them mate, although i know you don't shagging her and all. lucky boy

When I'm not photoshopping pics of guys I know with my unrequited crush on holiday I like to take big dicks up my arse while wanking off to pony porn. I fills the crushing void in my gay life

>virgins coping this hard lol

yeah blame me because no woman will have sex with you because im shagging them all lol

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p.s
I'm a huge faggot pls rape my face while I cry and pretend over my oneitis' photos

i was sticking up for you, you big hollow head x

imagine being this deluded lol

anyway lads check these out

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I dunno dude, seems like you're getting raped by standard bants and trying to cope yourself desu

imagine being such an insecure virgin that you go over to Jow Forums to
>cope
in an entirely different thread because i mogged you in yours and not realising im shitposting despite me posting the link in that thread

lmao

what a mess i've made you

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>"haha wow we're sperging out because you said we are virgins and you are 100% correct"
silly me

super stuffy and muggy tonight lads

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Literally the only person in both threads.

Making up a fictional account of events.

Many such cases, sad!

Sounds like some nice memories lad, that's what matters.

>he's such a virgin he has a mental breakdown whenever he sees one of each gender in a photo
L O L

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lads i really want to drive a v10, listen to that, LISTEN!!
youtube.com/watch?v=MsoOMy8zWuk

Yawwwwwwn fuck off you cunt

cry more virgin lol

>tfw the 2 litre piss bottle no longer cuts it
pissing into the tinnies now lol

yeah no doubt man, just having one of those faggy emotional moments lol

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Look at this coper still replying and pretending he owns the thread, faggot.

Ain't even half of the sad cunt pubes lmao

Pipe down faggot.

eat a dick nigger no one cares

>the virgins crying by himself like always
don't you think you need a little change in ur life lol

>please rape my face

what the fuck? i swear i made this up when i was about 10, i didn't even have the internet back then either i don't think, and it's not exactly like it was a phrase that was circulating the schoolgrounds. i was at my friends house and i got bored and wrote out something along the lines of "i for one, think critic's opinions are a huge staple in the culture of media and arts in general. please rape my face". my friend had a little giggle at it, and his mum picked it up to see what i wrote and she thought it was even funnier than my friend did. i thought it was a totally original comment and i was proud of it as it was one of the only moments where i was funny as a child, but now i think that pride may have been misplaced. fuck lads, my whole worlds turning upside down

>"WOW PUBESY ITS NOT MY FAULT IM A VIRGIN STOP MOCKING ME REEEEEEE"

the utter state of you all

empty them in the morning lad, they end up smelling like pish believe it or not

Legend, is that really you or just some randomer?

>it's another thread i've conquered

youtu.be/hig118LV2LQ

Do you think sketches like this could air now without being attacked for one reason or another

not too likely lod

hurrrrrrrr no one wants to speak to me I'm a boring cunt

durrrrr I conquered da thread lmao virgin cope virgin lolllllll

KYS.

It's shit Photoshop you absolute faglord ffs

Pubes imitator BTFO but will keep replying to try and save eface. Sad.

Eddie mate no one cares get to fuck in your car and pipe down before some big lad giz ye a slap

>40yo neet
how do i get into f1? start with my local go karts?

LMAO

How will he ever recover from based truth. (inb4 'virgins', 'cope')

>Be away from the thread for a few days
>No idea who all these new namefags making a scene are

Namefig absolutely destroyed, has no response.

lol fag

load of felchmongs tbqh

Soz brevlingtonburty this has been a retort for time and you probably didn't invent it.

>tfw gonna wake up tomorrow dehydrated, sore head, sore stomach and the lot

Fuck, why can't I just be permanently tipsy. You know that feeling you get after a few beers when you're not pished but you have a wee buzz, you feel a bit more outgoing, your problems are minimised slightly. Is this how normies feel by default?

copest of copes from the Edman himself

im the fucking same mate, putting off the sleep cause i know im going to be a right mess waking up, you been on spirits? also aye i think normies do feel that way, fuck knows but

The inebriati? The Knights Tippler?
Someone needs to watch That Mitchell n Webb Look

dont care had sex lol

you utter fucking retard

>t. bitchboys snitch
lmao you utter losers

i have utterly destroyed you

virgin m*ds

nah man, just been on the cider, cheap shite too cus i'm poorfag at the moment.

kek I get this reference.

i can make you rich cunt

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might as well drink your own piss lol, nah fair enough man, you up early or not bad tomorrow?

1st dick pic coming through
im drunk lol

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who's coming round? few beers and whisky
youtube.com/watch?v=q-W7MTjiYUs

state of this cope, clearly been BTFO. Go sleep in your car faggot

not eddie you spastic