Post gf memes

post gf memes

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how do I get a brap fetish?

I just want a nice girl

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Cool, but is she a whore y/n i need answer fast

Posting mine again.

I think it's abuse to call these memes though. They can't be individual memes unless you make only burry pink girl ones and such.

She is not a whore my friend

>forgot the picture

Here it will now be.

I hate how wide it is and should make another one come to think of it.

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ty very very much friendly anonymous

Cool, made this in the last thread but it had reached the image limit.

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Best banter bully gf coming through

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>click verify once there are none left
fuck off captcha

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>tfw no gang weed gf to slonk with

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I want my Jow Forums gf NOW

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>trump supporter
>too intelligent to crop the picture (properly)

also, this was made by a femanon from crystal cafe in a make a gf of yourself thread, so she's actually real and out there somewhere

>tfw no late '90s-early '00s goth gf

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Yeah I'm on an old laptop, clearly I got them mixed up but that's more to do with awareness than actual intelligence, once it's posted it's posted. You're just bitter about Trump (I'm not even American) so you took the opportunity, fair enough I wouldn't because I'm above that level of autism.

I really, REALLY want to get my fat belly GF with enormous thighs into farting on and near me but I don't know how to go about it

00 dubs nice, also being a fucking kid sucked during that time because I never got to fuck that sweet pop punk pussy

>redheads
>not a whore

It's my ideal gf, doesn't mean she actually exists ;_;

I know same ;(((((

The one and only ideal gf

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I want a gf like this please gib

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I'm a redhead and I'm not a whore. I don't have a vagina though... My stepdad should have murdered me like the redheaded step child I am.

>I don't have a vagina though...
Too bad, you could have been my gf kiddo

Also I too, am a red headed step child loool

>tfw no pure steppe waifu gf

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Ideal gf
>accepts I'm not assertive
>at least a 4/10
>is ok that I don't have super interesting hobbies
>wants to have children someday
>likes to watch me play video games and play coop games
>loves me

I hope you're not 30 though and you still have hope in your life user.

Darkest Dungeon Waifu pls

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>Darkest Dungeon
Pic related

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>Not a whore
>Actually capable of love

Who hurt you user? :(((

>tfw wn have vampire gf
>tfw wn have creepy susie gf
>tfw wn have any gf or even a bf
>and now tfw wn have mongol gf

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I had an infp gf
It's not at all like this

Then how was was it
Also REEEEEEEEEEE

A lot less obsessed with being cute and uwu, but you got the apologizing and lack of self-worth right

A girl lol

Only the very best

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Total comfy goals

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Don't forget superior thai girlfriend.

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The filipina cafeteria lady at my work showed me pictures of her niece and offered to set me up a few days after finding out I was single. I regret with every fiber of my body for being too autistic to just say yes please. I just worried way too much she would be too Americanized, make fun of me for being an uninteresting loser and hate her aunt and me for making her go on a blind date. She was a 5/10 but with my Asian fetish that's a 8/10 for me.

this is actually the most depressing thread on this board.

Dude, South East Asians are best Asians imo. And there's a good chance she was Americanized but not to the extent that you would think. I'm actually with a Thai girl now and I'm probably going to marry her after I finish up my schooling. I know she's partially marrying me because I have a good head on my shoulders and I'm going to be successful in my career but I've always found most women to be like this. She's pretty awesome to me and she's fun and goofy as shit. I wouldn't worry too much about being boring, you'd find something to do/talk about.

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I made a fateanon gf once.

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these just make me sad

except for the funny ones those make me happy

>except for the funny ones those make me happy
which ones are funny to you?

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Wholesome gfs are the best

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Punk gf

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My brap gf is better than yours.

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I have most of that in my gf. I would give it all away. But not to any of you faggots

>tfw i have a thing for redheads
Am I just destined to suffer?

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the obviously meme ones like gang weed above

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Where'd you find her?

Where the fuck do I get one of these? I would actually go to hell and back to get a gf like this.

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my class for "special" kids from when I was a kid, 12 years ago. We're both legit autists

Damn you. Sperg love is the purest form of love. I envy you.

will I ever actually get a girlfriend, bros?

Op has a fart fetish

she's a whore desu dump her fast

I wonder if there are some of you who also know this pain.
Living in this world is hard to do.

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Sperg love is hard. Especially when I'm the kind of sperg with only the tiniest amount of love in their heart, for anybody.

I hope you find love user. It should be those with love to give who find someone who cares and returns those feelings

I appreciate it. Perhaps someday...

Yes I do user, I know yer pain.

Okay, OP. Will do.

tfw no catgirl gf

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Dime a dozen on Tumblr. Only catch is they prefer they/them pronouns despite looking female, acting female, and having a vagina. And 60% of them are obese.

My friend is infp and not like this at all lol

>tfw no crystal cafe gf

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Describe her so I know what I want to get myself into

not very original but most of it is real

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Industrial is nice. I would.

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The plague doctor is way better
>nerdy
>holds a conversation
>take care of you while sick
>hot

I will never have a goblin gf and that makes me prone to seppuku

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and when she's not in her period, she shoves her crotch in your face and says "meat's back on the menu boy!"

Neck bites and kisses are the best. My ex would did that. I wish I could find another girl that'll kiss me.

*sniff* Man Flesh!

>"time to get fucked, Stud!"
Kek. I wish CoC was still being worked on

>not a whore
>female
HAHAHAHAHA BLUEPILLED KEK ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES YOU FUCKWIT
>not a whore
>supportive and caring
>actually likes you for you
>not a whore
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING CRETIN LMAO

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As long as she's not got aids or hepatitis, there's no problem with me giving my imaginary gf head during her period.

also ear bites. I liked it better than bj's: the breathing, the moaning, and the tingly feeling when she sucks on my earlobe. blew my mind

Oh God yes. It's been years... I wonder if I'd know what to do if a girl tried to make out with me again.

sounds like you should get back out there and get some, senpai. Plenty of girls out there looking for guys who enjoy making out/foreplay as much as we do

30 years old now. I wouldn't know how to pick up a girl if she sat on my face and said her favorite gun was the fn fal. I look like Harry Potter and the only people that hit on me are gays and middle aged women... I'll take free drinks, but if you can't produce children I'm not going to be interested.

Somebody do loyal alcoholic gf

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That's a shame. But on the bright side you could do a lot worse than looking kinda like Daniel Radcliffe.

It's ok. I got lucky once in my life. Maybe it'll happen again. She'd have to be the one to make the first move though. Bumble seems like an interesting idea of I ever get the courage to risk rejection again.

hey man, when you least expect it, it might just jump out at you. Not to sound cynical but it might jump out at you quicker if you're the one buying the drinks. Best of luck though famm

wuss the source

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if you don't want this you are a homosexual

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>little
guess I'm a fag

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>tfw you just now realize you have this

oh god

>femdom
yep, you most certainly are

Bakara from the Dofus movie, French cartoon.

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details?
>being attracted to women is gay

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okay it may not be gay but femdom is one step away from getting a dick up your ass or having your wife get fucked by tyrone.

calls me cute and has pet names, pays for dates, loves to have me cuddle in a "submissive" way (like head in lap, head on her stomach when lying down), has a job while I don't, compliments my butt, pegs me from time to time , is the big spoon sometimes, demands that I undress her, sometimes wakes me up saying "I'm horny and want to have my kitty licked"

>getting fucked by a woman is one step away from getting a dick up your ass
i think you're fucking the wrong type of "women" user

>tfw no qt little black gf

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>tfw no qt miner gf

Whatever you say man. All I'm saying is that the silicone dick she fucks you with may make you crave for the real deal. It's not too hard of a concept to imagine.

It's feeling time!

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