>"hey user! We're going to chad's house party, there tons of chicks! Wanna come with?"
"hey user! We're going to chad's house party, there tons of chicks! Wanna come with?"
Daniel King
Adrian Foster
ok
David Jackson
Of course bro
Logan Bailey
I'm not too sure, you guys have been drinking pretty heavily and chad lives on the north side of town, maybe you guys should just call it a night, wanna grab some food?
Jeremiah Reed
Bruh
James Wilson
I just dont want my bros wrapping their brand new sports cars around a tree you know, even chads gotta be responsible sometimes
Sebastian Ward
What? Fuck off, Stacy has sent me like 10 messages that she's dtf
Jayden Nelson
How can he have a party if there is a metric ton of hatched chicken there?
Im not into that weird shit you do there, whatever it is that you do
You have your fun, im going home
Connor Nelson
Im a chincel incel peclet calflet i cant believe u guys are talking to me
Ayden Phillips
>what the hell does chincel, incel, and calflet mean user? stop talking gibberish and come along.
Ayden Robinson
>you know what, sure, that sounds fun. I’ve been trying to get out more anyway....
Easton Nelson
Just be designated driver for your bros.
Justin Hill
No. I don't hang out with degenerates who live for the next party and get laid with slags. I am a pure, wholesome individual and I'm damned if I'm gonna debase myself with the likes of you.
Lucas Nelson
Sorry brotendo, but I only get vert with mulattos that use proper grammar and spelling
Henry Gutierrez
Of course my guy. Maybe I'll scoop up one of the Stacy's and get some numbers! Even meet some new people. Thanks for helping me break from my shell.
Tyler Adams
>yeah fuck off bro, maybe we wont bring you
>pussy
Hunter Diaz
based
Austin Butler
N-no thanks. I just wanna watch anime
Jace Evans
chickens? I like chickens teh-heh blrghhhh
Landon Wright
>An adult male weighs at least 200 pounds.
You are both underweight, and need to add 100lbs to your squats. You're both coming with me.
>And folks, for weight-gaining purposes, "eating clean" is not a useful concept. Big Macs are.
Jordan Scott
Chicks? To hell with chicks I'm coming for the twinks
Jack Russell
You better have some good beer
Jayden Rivera
bros, lets fkn hit it.
u bros better strap. the fuck. up.
Oliver Cox
if they invite me out then they already know I'm inexperienced af with women and would probably get me laid
happened irl, I have Chad friends
Owen Barnes
Nah bro im sweet
Nathan Robinson
No, I'm a hungry skeleton, not fit enough to be chad with you chads.
Charles Anderson
cringe
Sebastian Morales
W-Who are you? Please don't hurt me.
Elijah Morgan
No, you two look like faggots.
Sebastian Adams
c-chicks?
Can't we just head to my place for some manly fun?
Nicholas Walker
:-)
Brandon Hughes
dropped
Isaac Ward
Wholesome post
David Robinson
fuck yeah, but I'm stealing your girls don't be salty
Henry Richardson
ask me how i know ur not a chad
Aiden Martin
I Love le normalfag brag thread xD
Caleb Nelson
Hell yeah my dudes
Wanna go grab some vodka and some Natty Ice before we head over?
Lets snag some gum and condoms while were at the store
Caleb Long
>>/Reddit/
Jonathan Morales
Jonathan Allen
>haha what are you on? Dont be a drag, lets go
Andrew Smith
Gonna have myself a whole lot of fun tonight... yep... a looooot of fun.
Jackson Martin
Fuck yeah
Luke Sullivan
Based
Nicholas Johnson
Based
Eli Price
O-okay...let me get my shirt.
Nathaniel Garcia
okay
Daniel Brooks
>tfw ywn be chad
>tfw ywn throw a chadparty rager and invite all the stacies and brads over to get drunk
Alexander Cox
WHAT THE SHITPISS FUCKFUCK
WHAT THE SHITPISS FUCKFUCK
WHAT IN THE NIGGERING RHINOFUCK
WHY DOES IT LOOK AT IT IN THE MIRROR
WHY IS IT AWAKE
IS THIS A TRANNYPUSSY OPERATION?
Tyler Reyes
>tfw convinced my parents to let me host a ‘Chad party’ when I was 16
>was prior an absolute beta
>party was a success and got my first gf from it
>4 years later I still get hit with ‘you’re the guy who had that killer party??’ on local nights out
Thanks Mum and Dad
Jordan Long
debased
Nah, I gotta work in the morning. Knock one of those whores up for me while she's drunk as fuck. You won't regret it.
Fuck, I'm getting old.
James Hernandez
WAHT IN THE ACTUAL CHRIST DID I JUST WATCH?
Jacob Cox
>yeah sure fella let’s go
I’d then proceed to get very drunk and fuck a Stacy before waking up without a hangover the next morning, going to the gym and then heading to the uni library to do some extra reading for my degree. Because I’m Chad.
Jack Thompson
ah!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOBBIT
Andrew Bennett
No thanks bro. My beta status and loser looks will bum everyone out.
Go have fun without me though.
Jason Smith
incel would answer:
>b-but u are tanned and you will die 1 years earlier than me
Easton Wright
You need sleep to maintain gains.
That alcohol isn't gonna do you good either.
You've been warned.
Austin Wright
That's a defeatist attitude, user. You'll never make social gains like that.
Jacob Foster
is that will swan
Kayden Mitchell
Its all good bro we have some cocaine, we'll be fine
Colton Allen
"Sure, Brad. I'll bring some of my IPA collection."
Ayden Clark
>these guys show up at your front door
>party rockers starts playing
>they dab on you
Caleb Bennett
Sure bro. Are we pregaming at my place or yours?
Blake Gonzalez
don’t like trap threads so much anymore do you
Jaxon Garcia
No thanks, gonna stay home and fap to anime girls again.
Thanks though!
Zachary Robinson
heh no thanks
*studies the blade*
Leo Hughes
Uh yeah man, lemme get my-
>remember that i'm still the kind of faggot who plays an MMO four times a week
>remember there's a raid tonight, and they'll cry if they don't have their medic to wipe their asses for them
Actually fuck, sorry, I just remembered I have to get my uh, I have some chicken out of, of the.. the dryer, I was doing food and I did laundry, y-ya know, sorry. Maybe next time
Asher Jackson
WHAT THE FUCK
Sebastian Bailey
>Tfw you realize they only invited you because you were sober
Connor Butler
user I was never that gay but now I'm traumatized.
Lincoln Campbell
Show this to anyone who denies trannies arent mentally ill.
Jaxon Howard
Hey bro, thanks for looking out. Who knows what could've happened.
Luis Perez
>to chad's house party, there tons of chicks!
>there tons of chicks!
Grugposting is my favourite.
Grayson Reed
Aaron Carter
Julian Turner
help
Liam Smith
Lincoln Clark
wait, is someone actually wanting to do something with me? This is probably a trap, it has never happened before, they are plotting something..... Besides Ive never been invited to a party, so i dont know how im supposed to act....
"Nah, im busy"
Jacob Green
Lincoln Baker
>oh its his weird Jow Forums slang.
>yeah got a message, party is over. so you dont need to come to chads house
Cooper Green
Best part about this scenario is that Chad or Stacey driving drunk will be worshiped as heroes no matter how retarded they were acting behind the wheel and no one will question the type of people Stacey was with and she will always be a pure and innocent princess in the eyes of close friends and relatives. Chads and Stacies dying in a drunken car accident is like an author committing suicide for a career move and that potential post-humous Nobel Prize.
John Parker
Wyatt Thompson
They don't award Nobel prizes to dead people.
Evan Martin
You're disconnected from reality
Levi Lopez
That is a post op tranny not a trap.