/fit ideal thread. What do you guys think?

He's a pretty cool guy
Also, looking like that, its a nice contrast to have a hipster girl next to you
her friends either hate me or are jealous of her

You gotta blend in. I'd rather not shave, apply pomade, use facial cleansers but I have to.

Normal fag reporting in

nicebod
Meme tool hair,
fashion is ok bit tight tho
Girl ok, bit boying

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i dont get it. Why would anyone want to be bald?????????????

>You gotta blend in

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t. non-effay faggots
i'm not /fa/ either OP but mirin your goals. nothing wrong with otter mode and being well groomed.

ok well a fucking crew cut then, or normal neat hair.

be insecure if you want i think jason statham looks rad

probably all the user could hope for
RIP

ive never been this appalled by the patricians choice... but yes it is the patricians choice.
brb i need 2 puke

>non-effay
>faggots
Choose one and only one

short hair on girls is god-tier. idk why people think it's gay

>short hair on girls is god-tier. idk why people think it's gay
Because it IS GAY, you filthy, aids faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's just the overall trend of all clothes though, leaning towards a certain minimalism and sleekness.
But just as you say women are influenced by society, so are you; fitted jeans look gay/girlish because of the context of current society.
Besides, isn't it more manly to wear what you want--especially if women like it--than to worry about what some guy thinks about you?

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You're right that is the only option

>What is it with this gay decade and that faggoty hair, girl jeans, clothes, behavior and the whole numale ordeal?
>Why is it ok and desirable for men to look like absolute faggots?
>And dont you fuckin dare to say that girls want it that way, you fucking cuck, girls do as they are told by the society, if the society is degenerate, they will be degenerate and will want to be degenerate, if not, they wont be
>if you wear things you like that dont make you look like an absolute sterile bottom bitch faggot, stand you fucking ground and be a man
>>omg dad jeans are so 2003
>Im not walking around like a faggot that wants to ruin his own balls no matter what the fucking fad is
t. 55 year-old boomer.

Gramps, please go........

If your bald, why would you idealize having any kind of other hair?
Same as trying to look aesthetic when being a manlet

trying to be "manly" when dressing, yet worried that women will like you.

Virgin

you all look the same, like faggots as well
but you still push on with it degrading yourself because girls think its trendy and a fad
Im not launching attacks at you, i just hate seeing people do that to themselves in hope of having casual sex, when you dont have to degrade yourself, or follow the currents to waterfalls and shit

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8/10. Hair is a little too /fa/ for me. The rest is great. Nice pixie cut girls.
>skinnyfag physique
Honestly, if you want abs and you're neither genetically gifted nor /fraud/, that is what you should realistically shoot for, e.g. small otter mode. My goal is bigger but I plan on using low dose AAS if I have to. For now, I'm still making gains as a natty.
I've seen worse. At least your goal body is capable of defending you in a fight, unlike a lot of meme twink physiques.
I can dig it. Jessica Alba has aged very well. A lot of women her age have already hit the wall.
>i dont get it. Why would anyone want to be bald?????????????
He's /ABC/ (Already Bald Crew).
>The goyim are stealing our secrets.
Time to shut this thread down.
>Why is it ok and desirable for men to look like absolute faggots?
I know what you mean. The twink jeans fad is just too much for me. I'm not trying to brag either but I have huge balls and am not a fan of the super tight pants look that's in right now. Also, it's odd to me how even Nazis their hair like poofs nowadays. I'm an oldfag, though. What do I know?

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you want to look like a pokemon?

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I just turned 26 you little shit

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Old cunt.

love the extra effort with the background, A+ extra credit.

too much meat, weird biceps
nice hair
nice clothes
girl abit masculine / fit but would bone

long haired girls shed. sometimes they end up in your buttcrack or your food.

>sometimes they end up in your buttcrack...
>Jow Forums

It's true son....It's true...

i have a hair fetish and once i jacked off with a girls hair in my hand, came on her roots and stuff
one time a hair ended up in my dickhole

is that why you want your hair longer than a girl? so you can have hair in your buttcrack?

one time in highschool there was a girl who sat next to me who rocked her foot a lot so I took some of my pubic hair, tied it neatly around my foreskin, and then fed the line to her shoe and taped it underneath there, so everytime she rocked her foot my foreskin would move back and forth giving me the most sexual pleasure I've ever had. But I don't consider that sex.

a girl once bent over with jeans on and let me dry hump her, i also had to have my jeans on
we were in 1st grade of highschool and she didnt let me smash because i would tell everyone
i came after 3 minutes
that still doesnt count as sex but it was hot

10/10 imo

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>that 26 year old boomer still on Jow Forums

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youre too old for this shit Stanislav
the kids are laughing at you

Why would you want to date a "i wanna speak to the manager" woman?

who are you talking to? are you such a newfag you can't fathom how the quote function works?

>frankie sandford

Good lad

old boomer fuck haha

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at what age does one become an old boomer fuck

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trying to be a real catch

>that 18 year old boomer who doesn't realize he's a boomer yet

Source on girl?

Pixie cut =/= bob cut

youtube.com/watch?v=Rht7rBHuXW8
youtube.com/watch?v=6s-MQzPZ6IE

1/10 body + 7/10 hair + 5/10 style + 7/10 women = 5/10.

0/10 body (

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>having this shit taste

Apart from the hair and clothes 7/10
Hipster Putin/10
How old are you user? This is nice if 28+
What's with the baldness?
8/10

10/10 body goal, hair is meh, fit is meh, girls are ok too

i kinda like it to be quite honest with you

>putin
>0/10 body

rip and tear brother

You realize that that hair style is strait out of 1930.

because i am the manager

If he is balding why would he post anything else? Making impossible goals is pointless and counter productive.

rate it, fellas

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>dressing like a twink.
Why?

I like this

1/4 (body)

1/4 (body)

2/4 (body and girl)

3/4 (body, style and girl)

3/4 (body, style and girl)

4/4

1/4 (style)

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Thats literally the outfit that the asian kids who get bullied and mogged at the bar wear

only 10/10 itt

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4/4

Doyou havea non-ant image for normal people

just open the image in a new tab dummy

best ideal wife, comin thru

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still too small

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you must be the queer defending faggotry

7.5/10 body (needs more muscle but decent) + 7/10 hair + 9/10 style + 8/10 girls = 7.875/10

2/10 body (utter twinks; Brando and Eastwood having attractive faces doesn't change their weak bodies) + 10/10 hair + 3/10 style + 7/10 women = 5.5/10

4/10 body (MORE MASS) + 5/10 hair + 3/10 style (Brando is 10/10 but wtf is up with the Eastwood serape inclusion?) + 6.5/10 woman = 4.625/10

4/10 body + 5/10 hair + 9/10 style + 4/10 woman = 5.75/10

better?

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based jenna coleman poster

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BASED

based

nice

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this is perfect

brettygood

nice

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lmao
this is the weirdest one I've ever seen, excluding obvious bait.

7.5/10 body (needs more mass) + 9/10 hair + 7/10 style + 4/10 women = 6.875/10

9/10 body + 2/10 hair + 1/10 style +1/10 women = 3.25/10

this has to be bait

other than the body, always mirin poseidon

it isn't bait, why do people keep saying my choices are so weird?

y'all are a bunch of fucking normies

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the haircut, style, and women are all not conventionally attractive. what is appealing to you about each one?

i'd definitely kill myself if i were you

found a bf thats 70% of the way there already, good feels bres

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>that 25 year old boomer who imagines himself being 15 years old and pulling netlog sloots

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>those hands
>those ankles

9/10 body + 9/10 hair + 4/10 style + 8/10 taste in men = 7.5/10.

9/10 body + 7//10 hair + 9/10 style + 7/10 women = slavic 8/10.

hows this instead user?

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I'm not sure, I've never been attracted to conventionally attractive women. I always liked tomboys and homely girls.
I think those three portray my taste pretty well, especially Guilietta Masina as Gelsomina.

The street sweeper pic is popular on Jow Forums and I really like it so I didn't think it was that strange but I like the undercover operative look, the second pic is a member of Genocide Organ and I Just enjoy the simple fit, minus the balaclava ofc.

I had a really hard time picking a haircut because I couldn't find anything similar to the way I have my hair now, and I really like the way Elvis Costello looks.

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