Autistic things only you do
Whenever I see something stupid or out of the ordinary, I exclaim inside my head that it is "based and redpilled"
Autistic things only you do
Whenever I see something stupid or out of the ordinary, I exclaim inside my head that it is "based and redpilled"
i exclusively reply to god awful threads and bump them in the hopes of causing other people to get upset
I post pics of Tom and Jerry on the internet because I fucking love some Tom and Jerry.
T&J4eva
Me, I have 27 accounts running on Discord at any given time. Each account has a different character to them and it's amazing how much change just because of a different avatar & name attached to your posts. Sometimes when I'm bored, I just talk to myself with these different accounts.
Tom
and
Jerry
rule
you
drool
if I see that cat one more fucking time
based and originally redpilled
You must have a lot of free time
I've caught myself sticking coins to my sweaty head several times today, I think I've been doing it for years but never gave it much thought because I was never around people
Is you is or is you ain't autistic baby
I can only walk across the floor tiles in my kitchen the way a knight moves in chess.
Tom and Jerry talk to me sometimes.
They
tell
me
to
do
things
I can't stop chasing mice now.
I'm 6'2" and love to wear cat ears.
We all get sad
even Tom
even me
even Jerry
even you
based and redpilled originally
The chase never ends
it's all a rat race
just a pursuit
but you can find happiness in the chase
even if you never catch anything
if fact
catching something would ruin the fun
if you take yourself to seriously
you end up with egg on your face
but if you do
just laugh about it
Tom and Jerry can teach you so much
Just open your mind and heart and watch
Learn from the cat
Learn from the mouse
> When the professor/classmate says something funny, start coughing and sneak in a kek
> Refuse to fap to certain anime characters out of respect
> When fapping, always grab left thigh with left hand when orgasming, while grunting as if someone was punching the shit out of me while muffled
> When I fall face down, roll over and prepare arms/legs as if somebody is about to try to fall on me to swing akin to an MMA fight
> Whenever I see a stranger approaching me (doesn't matter if it's a kid, elderly or whoever) I have to fight the urge to raise my hands in a fighting stance
> When going on train to get home, (if the train is empty enough) slouch into the chair like a boxer in an anime would after a particularly tough round, pretending my Muay Thai coaches are giving me advice and telling me to hold out
> Get raging urge to pin down (almost) any female friend over a table/chair/whatever, rip their pants apart and fuck them until their speechless whenever it's hot (>90 deg). Obviously I don't act on it cause I'm not a fucking rapist but man that feel.
> Occasionally go "Top of the food chain bitch!" whenever I'm eating meat or cracking eggs.
I blow on ice cream before I eat it.
Go to see movies by myself.
Lift my feet over train tracks.
Anytime make a loud noise (like when I drop something) I say ouch out loud just in case someone gets mad that I made the noise
>I blow on ice cream before I eat it.
same
if I'm eating it too fast and it starts to hurt I'll blow on it as if it will make it hurt less
Finally I can use my Tom and Jerry folder
wow. weebs are truly insufferable autists and desere to be robots.
This is the best shit ever, how have I not discovered this earlier
>> Get raging urge to pin down (almost) any female friend over a table/chair/whatever, rip their pants apart and fuck them until their speechless whenever it's hot (>90 deg). Obviously I don't act on it cause I'm not a fucking rapist but man that feel.
man how does this guy have multiple female friends, while I can't even get a platonic male friend to play video games with.
Im that user (obv no way to prove it but you know)
When it comes to making friends irl best thing to do is talk/ask them about things they like and do your best to relate. People will go all day about what they enjoy. Also the World Cup or whatever it's called is a good conversation-haver atm.
For online idk man, sorry. Most subreddits for games have a discord with people looking to queue together - It's how I find buddies in For Honor