How’s your sex life?

How’s your sex life?

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Eh. Not great. GF only puts out ~1 time per month, mostly because I went from ottermode when we started dating to skinnyfat now. Working on reversing that.

Nonexistant.

It's fantastic, I've got a feminist career-woman gf in her late 20s, we got together as a faux-rivalry kind of relationship, and she recently quit her job due to stress. The high amount of self-doubt has made her put out like a sex machine.

What sex life

Fuck you, user

Only low iq degenerates care about sex

That's probably not the reason but ok

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>feminist
Dump her

pic related

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Making serious forearm gains

I mean we've talked about it, and she's not wrong to be somewhat disgusted by the transformation. I may also be wrong, but I'm sure you know better than I do, disembodied voice of the internet.

Great. Just the other night my wife rimmed me good then i came in her mouth.

jerking off with other guys in the steam room after every practice in my gay gym

Nonexistent

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Not him but its not good you are only fucking once a month. It would be different if you had kids. She sounds like a massive bitch and if she cant handle you looking different then she needs to fuck off.

Ive been through various degrees of fit but my wife never just stopped fucking because i gained weight.

Dead and buried

F

broke up with gf 3weeks ago, so.. no sex :'

I'm in MA, there are no wives to be had here.

I have sex a couple times a week. I could easily get it every day multiple times but at this point I find every excuse to get away from my girlfriend because she wants to spend every waking fucking second together. I just want to be alone to read or play video games or lift and go to BJJ. She's really extroverted and I'm relatively introverted so I enjoy some alone time and she never wants it. Gets upset when I tell her I need it.
We work together and I live with my mom thanks to absurd rental prices in Southern California so I never get it, ever. It's a shit situation and I dream of being single, but being single

If she got fat I wouldn't want to fuck her either.

Anybody got that one greentext where the dude gets raped in the gym shower by his now boyfriend and it's a really hot story?

what is wrong with you?

Cope

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Also fucking sucks*.

Nothing. What's wrong with you?

How fat we talking? I cant see it being an issue unless she got huge.

She's 5'4", anything above like 170 would make her unfuckable, even if I love her.

Physical attraction is important my nigga, and I fucking lapsed while I was finishing school.

vaginas are gross to me now
they look like all they are missing are teeth
the other holes arent that great either
i dont know anymore
i get more exited about a woman when she is dressed than i do when she takes her clothes off
i want to blame teh joos for this somehow but i cant bother
its as if im dying
its not just sex, its food, drinking, things i used to like are now all shitty and tedious
i tried taking a vacation to a sunny beach, but even that made me bored
even on Jow Forums, i post every 7th post, the rest i either give up on typing or i cant bother to show the nigger computer where the store fronts are so i give up
my favorite color used to be orange but now its stupid
i used to like music but i dont care about it anymore, has no effect

You either have depression or zero direction in life. Get therapy, get outside, find a hobby, build a business, have a family.

When your face looks like this you start to forget what a sex life is...

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They keep using me and I am a fool

Stop hunting for validation you insecure cunt. Ugly ass motherfuckers get laid all the time, how do you think you were born.

Change the haircut, grow a beard and build some muscle. Own it brah.

depression. the reason I started lifting. too bad for me the depression kind of got so bad that even being depressed became meaningless now im basically an entry level hedonist, started getting into cargo ship sims and slice of life anime almost a simpleton on purpose. try to go out for walks and stop consuming media. it will make it better but you have to learn to
>cope

anyway gf and I stayed in did a faux photo shoot yesterday was pretty fun we coitused after.

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Very good, I have 3-5 consistent sexual partners.
Asian girls find a 6'0 asian male that lifts attractive, since there aren't a lot.
Yerrrrr
I have sex 4-7 times a week depending if I'm too busy or doing shit.

Chuckled

force fuck her

it's decent. I'm seeing one girl she's freaky in bed put has some problems and is slightly over weight. She's begun doing crossfit so I hope she'll get fitter.

had a way better run last year where I saw this wonderful girl 3-4 times a week. and smashed other girls in the weekend. Well she was so wonderful that I asked her if she wanted to be exclusive. it so happened to be that she was also smashing different dudes and DEFINITELY wouldn't want to stop that. Basically called me a pussy and went no contact on me. broke my heart and fucked me up mentally. Culminated in me fighting one of her "lovers" lol.. was drunk off my mind and regret it.

I feel this way too except Orange always a dumb color

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You always gotta be spinning plates my man.

For me I banged this Asian chick with nice tits but now she claims she's on her period and has flaked like 3 times now not sure if she actually is on her period but she sends me nudes. Also finger banged an insta thot with 20k followers while she rubbed my dick but she eventually told me to stop and we spooned all night with my cock on her ass

Funally found legal age girl obessed with nymphomania and masochism.
I really can't cum with alive human but need it for health. I feel really bad in my lower body and inside my head if i not fuck someone 12 hours along.
Usually then i fap alone on my desires (pedo hanging snuff) for prevent fluid stagnation. Im kunda pervert but i trying to keep it without somthing illegal\killing someone.

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in american culture this is celebrated

That sounds like rape, user

Have sex two to three times a week with various girls I “talk to”. Kind of want a gf though, I know “different girl each week” sounds cool and all but the casual stuff is wearing at me as I approach my mid twenties, really want the commitment.

You need jesus
or nofap

My girl likes to have the lights out for some reason when we bang.

yeaa.. that is what fucked me up the most. I strayed from what I knew. Trying to be a "better man" by trying to make her my GF... well it turned out she actually liked my IDGAF attitude not me trying to be what I thought a bf should be.

Are you ugly?

if it is in the bedroom i prefer lights out. if it's anywhere else it's light on.

Don't know why.

Shes insecure about herself

its okay (i hope).
I try act like Ted (hes kunda my male rolemodel/fathermodel) but i wont let my desires go too far.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy

I trying be handsome and cute as him (and i think im with 6'2 and good face).

i...think...youre going to make it. haha.

Hasn’t begun yet.

t. 29

>i get more exited about a woman when she is dressed than i do when she takes her clothes off

I have always found women in clothes more attractive for some reason as well.

My man

Not him, but if you read it you'd understand.

Women only love and respect you if you feel nothing but contempt for them. The second you start seeing them as a human being, someone that can and should be loved in the right way, they hate you. Look at you like a worm crawling through shit.
Always at least act like you have one foot out the door, user. Every relationship I've been in since I turned 21 and got redpilled on women by getting my heart broken, the girls have almost worshipped me because I'm aloof and self-centered and I can get other women, but choose to be with them and occasionally act loving with them. They love that shit.

Its rough man but the best way to learn is to be burned by the stove. My gf of 11 months broke up with me after I got fat. I realised that you always gotta be on your game and now I lift for me and still go even when getting sex regularly

Last woman I went down on was about 4 weeks ago and despite being pretty, well groomed and hot, her vagina tasted so fucking disgusting that I almost threw up and I instantly lost my boner and wasn't able to regain it for well over a week. I couldn't remove the taste from my mouth and made it difficult to hit my macros because it made all my favourite dishes taste like her vagina so I suffered in the gym.

This you gotta subtly let them know you have other options.

>self-centered and I can get other women

MY NIGGA!

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5-6/10 face but cute built well

then rape her.

I blew off $170 in a massage parlor. All I feel is ashamed for wasting that much money. Makes me want to hammer a box cutter into my arm.

My gf is one of those girls that thinks since the inside of her vagina is self cleaning it means the outside is as well. It fucking makes me nearly vomit. I've talked to her about it but she doesn't seem to mind the smell. Goin on 2 weekws without sex.

I'm alright with it. My hand is better

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bro if I rape her I go to prison and lose all my gains

extinct, im considering hiring an escort to remind me again how having sex felt like.

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Cute

idk u tell me B)

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But you're going to get #MeToo'd. Being single is better than going to jail to feed her victim complex

non existant
based

she doesn't mind the smell because she doesn't have to eat it out.

refuse to wash the cheese off your dick and see how she likes it.

Practically nonexistent. Its been over 2 years since I've been laid

>swiping through girls on tinder
>they talk about how much they love dogs

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yeah that's why i'm beating myself up.

I KNEW THAT SHIT... but she fucked me up good. Know I know just to keep my guard up.

Women will dodge the truth for the sake of preservation. If she told you that you're getting fat then, ok. But I doubt that she's only physically attracted to you. She doesn't see a fit guy that got fat. She sees a person who lost motivation. Who gave up. A person who lost their confidence and she lost what she loved. Things changed and you got complacent and comfortable.

If there's somebody else who knows this from experience, it's me. The gf and I only fuck about three times a month so it's close to what you're in. I think she lost interest because I'm not willing to better myself. And if I do, I give up at the first hurdle. The sex is great when it happens but she stopped jumping all over me a long time ago. We've been together for ten years. Things get old.

Don't lift for her bro. Lift for your fucking self. Fuck everybody else.

Didja at least get your dick sucked?

Pretty good since I took the twink pill. Being a 'masc top' I am in high demand. I put those bratty bottoms in their place. I mean honestly, they let you call them faggot and slap them around. All sorts of wild shit. You find a girl like that and she will try to ruin your life or just try to get money out of you. These guys are used to being cummed inside and kicked out.

This works for stupid bimbo slutty women with no self esteem.

Confidence and a successful life is what will attract you a life partner.

I used to act like how you do - treating them with contempt, but I would only attract women that came with a lot of baggage. The intelligent ones would walk off, until I started earning some decent money in a respectable career.

Thanks bro. This helped.

> Being this delusional and defensive when someone gives you truth and a reality check for free

People pay therapists and life coaches thousands for what that man gave you

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>choose to not have sex to (((milk))) extra gains in your forearms
You're making it.

>The gf and I only fuck about three times a month

I was stuck in a rut with my gf of 4 years - we used to go 6/7 times a week occasionally multiple times during our days off. I had a blip in my career, fucked my back up deadlifting, got a tad flabby and lost my motivation. She loves me so she was patient to start with, but you really need to kick yourself up the arse and sort your shit back otherwise she will just lose attraction.

As soon as I got back on the saddle, got a new job and new promotion, saw a chiro, fixed my back, got aesthetic as fuck, gained my mojo and confidence back, our sex life improved dramatically.

I'm the person who you're replying to.
What you're saying is bullshit. My last girlfriend was a virgin Paki muslim that was really intelligent, getting into a high-earning field. I turned her into a fuck-freak. I still miss her. She'll never know.
My current gf isn't a bimbo but isn't as intelligent as the last one. Extroverted Mexican with an ass like a painting. Doesn't leave me the fuck alone. Is bitchy as all hell and it makes my dick purple and throbbing.
Treat them the same way. Distaste, a hair's breath from walking away at all times. Works like a charm.

Keep at it, man. These are lessons that will teach you how to walk that tightrope of being too distant and dickish and being a disgusting needy loser whose seed will never spread.

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Amen. This is it. We're gonna fuckin make it.

get 5+ matches on tinder a day, either ignore them or get ignored by them after we exchange numbers. hit 3pl8 deadlift and 2pl8 bench yesterday unexpectedly though so i don't really care

Pretty good. Gf managed to make me cum from oral after 10 months of trying. Also been fucking like 3 nights a week in general.

Pretty great, my gf has to commute to work but on her days off we pretty much solely go at it. Her job is active so she's been getting fit and I started lifting two months ago and the difference in the sex we've been having is astronomic.

thanks bruh. I just need to vent about it, but never to any woman. no more.

Got an unironic big tiddy goth gf
comes over to my place like once a week or once every other week
Fuck the shit out of her at least 3 times when she comes over (she usually spends the night)
Pretty fucking great my dude Nofap aint even a challenge when you live like this

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Non existant. Autistic lifting wizard lol.

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This is what I needed to hear. I'm gonna go pick up some heavy things right now. ily Jow Forums no homo

It's what I paid for, so obv

Mexican and muslim pakistani lmaoooo
>hesnotwhite and definitely
>isntloyaltohispeople