Daily reminder that regardless of how strong you are...

I'd send that nigger faggot back to shadow realm, kid. jog on

Something something Sam Colt made us equal

hafthor would probably murder him though.

he would definetly murder him

he wrestled for like 2 days, got into the ufc and has been undefeated ever since. SUPERIOR TYRONE GENETICS

>The undefeated light heavyweight ufc fighter who is commonly known as the greatest of all time could beat me

He's a bit more than some skinny tryone my dude

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So? If he does in public he'll go to jail and sued for damages.

Fighting is something done inside a ring or cage within fighters.

If you're not a fighter your chances of fighting are slim to none.
So why spend years of destructive grueling endurance work to look like a skinnyfag when it'll get you nothing?

I'll tell you now, more than any girl wants a fighter's dick, they want a nice bodybuilder's dick because it's sexually attractive.

Do you want Cyborg's vagina because she's a great fighter and makes a nice living from it? Nope you don't.

Very few fighters also make a living off it. The rest struggle with day jobs.

So the choice is yours.

jon would smoke that dude.

Daily reminder that niggers being strong are jewish meme. If you actually look at statistics, most niggers are ether:

a. Malnourished weaklings in Africa
b. Fatties in Murica. Yep, there are more fat nigger-murricans, than fat white-murricans.

Jews. Clock is ticking for you.

fighting and losing honorably isnt shameful
backing down from a fight is

I mean, Jon Jones has god-tier genetics, unlimited time and training, and is using performance enhancers. I think I can live with myself.

93kg vs 180kg hmm...

>Is there anything more humiliating than losing in a fight?

No. And that's why Jones is avoiding heavyweight. There is no hiding behind his reach there. Ngannou would hit him just as easily as Alexander Guffdavidson did, except he will be feeling the might of Africa instead of the onions of sweden.

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hafthor would probably lose vs jones

COPE

>someone that trains and fights for a living would win over someone that never fights

Wow.who knew? Heh!

>jones vs ngannou
>ngannou not getting taken down immediately and elbowed to oblivion and/or submitted

i bet you think tyron will beat colby too

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>some random skinny tyrone with okay range and like 3 years of fighting experience
So basically nobody within hundreds of miles around me. Ok.

a tall-ish skinny tyrone. also
>that bone structure
is frame a meme? his wrists are like 7 inches. how can he even hit anyone without breaking something lol

I don't know anything about fighting but I can't see hafthor losing to anyone in a fight. I think MMA fags are so weak physically that they don't understand how much of a fucking difference if makes when one of the fighters has more strength in one arm than his opponent has in his entire body. like with how fucking thick his bones (and neck) are I think these guys could kick him in the head for 10 minutes straight and nothing would happen. then he would grab them with one hand, throw them against a wall, or bear hug them and break their spines.

like there's a point where technique doesn't even matter. it'd be like fighting a child, I doubt anything would even register, he would just go through them.

but then again some people were convinced mcgregor could've fucked bjornsson up during that mock sparring session. the level of delusion with mmafags is strong, unlike themselves

>pokes eyes

No reason to believe Jones at heavyweight couldn’t implement the same exact tactic as Stipe did

Do you really think being heavier is gonna keep a strongman from taking a kick to the head? Any heavyweight would destroy Hafthor easily, and so would most other kickboxer at least 6ft tall.

Fresh Ngannou can't immeditatly be taken down by Jones, there would be some initial striking first. Jones doesn't have the head movement of Stipe, although he does has a better chin, means nothing when you get hit cleanly by Ngannou though. He can't rely on it like he did against Gustaffson. The lanklet gets knocked out

Except there is. Jones doesn't have the boxing head movement of Stipe.

>implying I don't live in a SYG state
>implying my state doesn't allow deadly force to stop a felony in progress, regardless of threat to life
Bring it.

daily reminder too all you incels, life isn't about fighting niggers at the club.

you have no clue how fighting works, Jones would dance around mountain until he was exhausted, in a fight this wouldn't take long as he has no conditioning while pelting him with jabs and leg kicks, jones would then take hafthor to the ground and elbow him until he was a bloody mess, yeah he's strong but he's also easy to topple, he has 0 takedown defence and 0 ground game.

nigga his arms are bigger than your entire body manlet
nigga's a turbo pyscho and high level wrestler and striker he will fuck your ass and your mom's mouth at the same time

>blocks the pussy jabs coming from the niglet
>hafthor hulks in, blocking all escape, grabs the niglet's body
>niglet is expecting a grapple or going down to the mat
>hafthor overhead presses him out of the ring

But you’re assuming that strength would even play any role in the fight and that Hafthor wouldn’t immediately get his chin cracked and KO’d. I think you’re underestimating the precision and power of a professional heavyweight fighter’s punch, especially against an untrained opponent.

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>pussy jabs
Going against a completely untrained heavier opponent, chances would you'd see a one kick ko.

>I'll tell you now, more than any girl wants a fighter's dick, they want a nice bodybuilder's dick because it's sexually attractive.
>Do you want Cyborg's vagina because she's a great fighter and makes a nice living from it? Nope you don't.
I don't even fight but this is an obvious cope. girls don't care about muscles (past a certain point ie provided you're not a skinny/fatcel), being able to fight is the most alpha thing in existence.
also it's a masculine trait which is why guys dgaf about grill fighters.

Did either of you retards ever watch PRIDE FC or K1? Lots of huge freakshows and there were never any one punch or one kick KOs. Smaller fighters danced around while throwing flurrys and eventually scored a TKO.

you think hafthor would just walk in with his arms down? please, it'd all just bounce off, tyrone's opening attacks would be useless and after that he'd just be struggling trying to grapple down a boulder, but none of that would matter once hafthor got his big meaty claws on him

>they want a nice bodybuilder's dick
Are you delusional? Most women don't even like muscles past ottermode. Every poll has women liking soccer bodies the most, and a bodybuilder is easily further away from that than a fighter.

MMA fighters date pornstars and other degenerates m8. Being a poor who can fight well doesn't net you hot chicks, who'd rather date a hot rich Chad.

The entire idea of most martial arts is to win at an apparent disadvantage. But given the huge difference between a 200 lb man and Halfthor I'd say you were right. Unless it were a street fight in which case size legit makes no fucking difference

Your average Pride can that had probably only been training MMA for a couple years and wasn’t nearly as skilled as top fighters today isn’t comparable to the best p4p fighter ever.

I work at a gym and I can tell you now most girls like guys with muscles

Those polls are by normies (skinnyfats) and tumblrs

Everything I've said in my post is true.

You attack someone you get arrested and sued.
You don't need to train to fight to learn to defend yourself.
A hot girl prefers a guy who's into bodybuilding than a guy into fighting.

Fighting is for angry fags still in their post-teenage bullshit outcry below 30 years old or for delusional fags who play too much videogames.

If you train in fighting and aren't successful I bet you don't have a girlfriend either haha.

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>as he has no conditioning
kek. probably has better cardio than 100% of this board.

>0 ground game
doesn't need to. a silverback gorilla doesn't have ground game either but that doesn't mean it wouldn't destroy every single bjj heavyweight ever and go through them like paper.
this.
>nigs kick him in the head repeatedly, doesn't understand why nothing happens
>hafthor grabs ankle and beats him to death against a wall
10 seconds tops.

>Those polls are by normies (skinnyfats) and tumblrs
So 99.9% of women.

Do you not want the 1%?

The prettiest 1%? Sure. Don't delude yourself into thinking that said 1% coincides with the 0.1% of gymgoing women.
I'll happily take my cardiobunny wife over every thot in the gym.

> I don’t know anything about fighting but
Stopped reading, nothing useful will come from ur wall o text.

Enjoy your shit aging wife then

K1 had the best stand-up fighters m8, you don't know what you are talking about. The standup skills of any MMA guy can't compare.

You don’t shake off a heavyweight kick to the fucking head. Places like the chest and stomach muscle can act as padding.You can’t get enough muscle on your head to ignore a heavyweight kick to the head

0.1%*
hey, at least I'm admitting it unlike literally everyone who discusses fighting on this board
I'd still much rather fight a skelly lhw than hafthor. I feel like even kieliszkowski would destroy those guys in grappling.

>I work at a gym and I can tell you now most girls like guys with muscles
they don't.
lift for strength and/or yourself. nobody cares about muscles. especially if you're sub 6', it actually makes you less attractive because of the roidhead overcompensating manlet meme.

Then why has Overeem been KO'd by various MMA guys?

real question here is, could any of them even handle the riddum?

Any strongman would get their knees and subsequently their """"careers"""" destroyed by a skinnyfat grappler like Ryan Hall

F A C T S

Check out Mariusz who had to complete trim down and change his game to be able to be sort of mediocre at MMA and he is a WORLD CLASS STRONGMAN, who still got FUCKED UP.
>loses to peter graham
>TAPS TO STRIKES AGAINST TIM SYLVIA

KEK imagine the raging BUTTHURT of cuckolds like this when their strongmen gods get fucked up. Here's a clip kids stick around!

youtube.com/watch?v=ipx7w_YdKhY

youtube.com/watch?v=6wfcQVxV5Cw

remember when tim sylvia, 6'8 or whatever 265 lbs got fucking handled by 6'1 220 lb randy couture after he came out of retirement

yes, he had to trim down. I guess he was 120kg since that's the max weight in mma fights. hafthor is 200kg and much, much stronger statically. he would destroy any lhw in the world including jones lmao.
again, YOU CAN'T "out technique" that kind of strength. you've seen too many movies

mma/ boxing doesnt work that well outside of a competitive environment

tyson broke his hand after 1 punch in a "street fight"

if any mma idiot tried to grab me or do his bjj bullshit on me ;

a) bite the shit out of his arm/neck/nose

b) headbutt him till hes unconscious

besides anyone weighing 100+ kg could easily rush/grab these idiots, smash them into the floor.. fucking sit on them and ground and pound their skull into concrete

MMA/MARTIAL ARTS FAGS BTFO

I say this as having an unbeaten amateur boxing record with 100% stoppage rate (1-0)

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>living near blacks

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severely underrated post

(but always be prepared)

>hurr super athletes that have tons of money and generations of trial and error knowledge invested into them to make them the greatest hand-to-hand fighters on earth would lose to a bunch of fatasses that lift heavy thing
Literal autism. Bunch of losers who've never been in a fight. The mental game alone between an elite fighter and a regular dude might as well be from a completely different species.

UFC has a 140kg cap.

nah bro I feel like there would be a pretty good correlation between how well you'd do in MMA vs in a "street fight".
yeah on "muh street" you can gouge eyes, hit the groin, break fingers and headbutt, but the MMA guy will still have superior power, reaction time, and can keep you at bay/dodge you until you tire yourself out. also bjj and wrestling fucking work there's no way around that. actual fights literally always go the grappling route, striking is a jewish trick.

although, it is absolutely true that most casual mma/bjj guys are delusional piss weak faggots who would get wrecked by anyone who's 200+lbs and deadlifts 500+. I mean ffs jones is considered extremely strong (according to people on forums and shit) but his greatest accomplishment is block pulling 525 @ 220 with those freakishly long arms. and that's a guy who's probably been lifting on/off since high school (defensive lineman in college iirc) and dedicated like 7 months to powerlifing during his break. (also he's on a shitton of gear). that is actually genetic-dead-end tier. like 'subpar' doesn't even begin to describe it.

The man can deadlift 6 plate

he can rack pull 6pl8 on a deadlift bar after years of gear use

*lost to Gus*

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luckily we dont fight hand to hand instead we use welfare checks and guns to keep niggers on a leash

and a gun could put all 3 of those years into the trash. How does that make you feel?

Why would I care about a nigger I outweigh by 100 lbs and who wins with eyepokes and headbutts? Lol

Reminder that it doesn't matter at all since I can still beat him in every other way.
Have guns for a reason retard.

and a gun could put your gun that could put all 3 of those years into the trash into the trash. How does that make you feel?

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I have a gun

implying jones won against Gustafsson lmao

*didn't though*

I’ve fought strongmen who are around 3/4ths as strong as hafthor and won, and I was only 220 lbs and trained for 8 years so far. My opponent was 360 and deadlifted 800 lbs, almost double my strength and size. I still won because he had no clue how to fight. Knowing how to fight matters

What the fuck went wrong in your life to have this be an actual probability? Fuck

There's a reason why there's no street fight vids on this thread.

This.
Fighters fight with Fighters.
Nobody else.

You enter the ring amongst fighters.

You don't fight outside.

Why play baseball if it didn't make you better at fighting?

Why run track if it didn't make you better at fighting?

Why lift weights if it didn't make you better at fighting?

Getting better at fighting was never the point. Im deffently smart enough to know if i wanted to get better at fighting, I would practice fighting.

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I never said it was the point. but literally nothing matters more than being able to win in a fight
the amount of delicious ONIONS in this thread, hmmm
sure thing buddy

shit dawg, makes me feel like i have wasted my whole life trying to waste someone elses life....

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Just how many fights are you getting into?

I never fought I just post about it mostly. can't risk damaging the ol moneymaker haha

*cucks this entire thread*
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>world champion powerlifter
>literally killed by a literal who nobody fighter half his size
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
For real though, tragic as fuck for the dude that died, i just find it hilarious how reality thoroughly BTFO's this insecure af thread.

its pretty reasonable for a powerlifter of his status to think he had a chance against someone of another sport. Its like a professional basketball player thinking he can beat a nobody in a game of tennis. They think their athleticism would help carry them.
But as for other nobodies, it wouldn't make sense to think you can beat another nobody of another sport

Much how it wouldn't make sense for champions to think they can beat champions of other sports. This elite powerlifter got killed by a dude that apparently isn't even a pro fighter, and these mongoloids think Haftor stands a chance against Bones?

Nah, from experience, martial arts hardly help unless you're top of the class and have integrated that shit into every aspect of your life. I took basic self defense courses when I was a kid (Hapkido and Judo) for a couple years, but stopped when I started playing baseball and shit in middle school. My buddy spent a decade in Tae Kwon Do, black belt and everything, and when he picked a fight with me over a girl I laid him the fuck out. He got in an offensive stance, moved in, I slapped his right hand out of his face, used that same hand to palm his head like a basketball, and popped him in the mouth 4 times before he tried taking me to the ground. I still had his face, so he had no good leverage for a knee or kick, and he ended up taking 3 more to the neck before he backed away and said he needed to leave "before the cops showed up". The point when a street fight changes from martial artist vs martial autist is when one person decides to be mean as fuck about it. I'm stronger and taller than him, so when I went to actually hurt him, his technique didn't matter. Same in a fight like this, sure, Bones could kick him in the face, but if big dude is determined to break his fucking legs, it's not going to stop him from getting ahold of him.

Gus could never beat the black keepers of LHW

>comparing a couple of autists taking meme arts to a lifetime of elite physical training and actual effective martial arts experience
See for what reality looks like.

Nah comparing my buddy who spent his entire childhood breathing one martial art(and worked out on the side), to someone who barely paid attention and decided to get bigger and meaner instead. He was delivering body blows the whole time, broke two of my ribs on the left side, but I told him I was gonna get him. So I got him.

this, tkd is notoriously bullshit that only works on a static target

T.brainlet

Taekwondo is a piece of shit unless you're athletically gifted and dedicated, and even then there are much better options. Taekwondo dudes get destroyed by wrestlers/boxers all the time in mma. Also, i'd like to see how you would have ''gotten'' him if he also had elite grapling and punching in addition to kicks. You're claiming a dude who doesn't fight and whose build actually hinders fighting could beat the man many peopled hailed as the greates fighter of all time.
youtube.com/watch?v=6wfcQVxV5Cw
Here's one of the greatest powerlifters of all time getting destroyed by one of the biggest cans in mma history, and that's after receiving training.