So anyway how’s your sex life?

my girlfriend is in Canada and comes back in 24 days

>tfw you have to start faking headaches to get out of sex

wtf lads
I have sex with my gf 3-4 times on full days with her and twice if it's an evening
cannot fathom struggling 5 times over a whole week

Not great.

22 years with no sex

non-existent

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Sometimes I literally cannot be bothered.

I've only ever had this problem with one chick, shit was amazing to begin with, but my dick started bruising up. Started keeping me up all night, making me late for work, tired for the gym, literal nympho.

A few times a week is good for me.

heheheheheheh makin me feel good dude :D:D:D:D:D:D: LAWAL WALAWLAWL

Im happy for you

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I jerk off way too much and she is a passive partner.

How do you cum that often
How does her vag not bruise

>How do you cum that often
two times in morning with an hour break is easy
then again later on in the evening, and maybe once more at night after a few hours
on weekdays when I've got work I go once in the morning before work quickly, and once when I get back

>How does her vag not bruise
it does, quite often actually
but usually the next day it's fine

All the t-time bros. Cant stop pounding that sick gash naw what I'm sayin.

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you fucking know

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still a virgin and in 2 months ill be 20 years old

last time i had sex was 5 years ago.

9 months. Long term relationship. Antidepressants sapped her libido.

don't care how low her libido is or how long the relationship has lasted
at 9 months it's utterly, pathetically, obviously over

Im really busy with school and work so I dont really engage women, I have some go to tinder fwbs but I recently started ghosting the clingy asian bang.

I now daily see the snapchat "xxxxx is typing" and its been two weeks since i left so im worried shes pregnant or something but too scared too look.

u?

Slightly better than the worst possible.

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Yeah man Idk. Hits me in the feels. Says she still loves me, says it's hard for her too. It's been 5 years and it used to be great.

>9 months. Long term relationship. Antidepressants sapped her libido.

My girl is also on these and it had a negative impact in her libido. However, we still usually manage to have sex twice a week and I usually get a blowjob or two as well.

Sounds like your relationship has been over for awhile.

This. I wish it was more though.

Your cock should be the only antidepressant your gf should be taking.

mfw these guys get cucked by big pharma

4-5 times per week if she isn't on her period.

I would unironicly fugg this

>girlfriend not on birth control
>wants to use condoms
>i get so excited every time we go to have sex but then am immediately disappointed when i realize i cant feel anything.
>its barely enough sensation to keep me hard.
told her i prefer handjobs to sex, because i can barely feel it when she gives me blowjobs as well.

Should i send my gf to a blowjob class and make her get on birth control??

also, is it harder for girls to give blowjobs to guys with girthy dicks?
i am about 5.5 inches around, maybe that has an effect on it

I have fucked 3 women unconsious in the last year. I still dont know what to do when they pass out

I slay pussy on the regular.
But recently I've been having very strange feelings for my friend. I even had a dream about him a couple weeks ago

mate, you have unrealistic expectations form blowies I think
I can come in 5-10 minutes form sex with a condom but I've never finished from a blowie in under 30 mins

It's ok. It's passionate enough, though I wish it happened more often. Also, I got a fleshsleeve and I believe my gf thinks it's a dildo as she's been massaging my taint and anus during sex lately.

Pic related

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Whackin' it in the attic has never felt more lonely!

You might be bi if you believe in that sort of thing. And honestly that's the most truly patrician taste of all. And by that I mean literally patrician because they fucked every thing with a pulse back then.

good but the last guy i was with im pretty sure he gave me something. gotta go to the clinic on friday

I fuck a roastie as little as possible (like once/week so I can maintain NoFap) but I do it really well and she's getting attached and I'm young, hot, and getting hotter but still autismo

Goddamn it is she going to spermjack me or what

I don't know what to do. Yes I do. I have to get new pussy. For that I have to stop smoking weed, get back in the gym, clean my room, and read a book or two to get my mind working

brah use a condom and stay for 20 mins after you finish
by that time it'll be dead in the 'dom, doubly so if you use one with spermicide
make sure you take it off though so the swimmers can chill and die off, and keep an eye on her during that time to ensure there's no sperm jacking going on

>haven’t gotten laid since nov
>was going to hang with a slag but she sent me nudes but said she didint want to fuck
>posted shit like
>pic related
>called off the date since I hate games

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they all say they don't want to shag you absolute idiot
when you get to her place and watch a film you'll be inside her before it finishes

Its bad after sex
I turned 26 and before that i felt as if im rotting
So i looked for a fountain of youth, which is sex with older women
The problem is that i cant keep up
I get whatever i want from a milf but i cant keep up
They are too hungry, way too demanding
They have their iwn scent whick started to bother me (i wont say smell just yet)
they pass me around like a book
I hate wine and shit purple because of it
I hate fixing shit around peoples houses
Then the college students are disgusting when i look at them after everything
I love my parents but they are to blame for most of all my troubles and unanswered questions
I cant believe i have suicidal thoughts, even from an academic point of view
My pubes roots are itching
I shave it but it spread to my asshole pubes which i cant shave

>fatty
fuckin lol pathetic

Scattered showers. Overall, a 20% chance of rain.

They're out there user, my ex wife could suck chrome off a bumper, she had perfect technique, could literally make me cum in 2-3 minutes, 8 inch dick and she'd go nose to pelvis like Heather on ideepthroat

dream of this
what specifically was she doing? I need to tell the gf because it takes forever, even though she takes me to the hilt

Try nose in balls, 69 and stuff
The upper part of the dick glides on the tongue

She'd make a tight O with her lips and go up and down, then use a hand and Jack off the rest of my dick, kind of had a twisting motion about it, then she would sense me about to cum and would pull my dick out, and slap it on her tongue while still beating me off, would literally cum buckets

Then she cheated on me

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only go after trash so I don't have to make emotional commitments

I have a hard time beleieving you guys can't get laid. I'm tall 6'2" but fat as fuck (have been near 300) and have gotten laid by around 50 different women. And my dick is small. 6" and thin. But still women like me and I can pick up on tinder and fuck easily and women I've ficked in the past always want me back when I call. What the fuck are you doing? The only reason I'm getting fit is to break from the 6-7 range into the 9-10 range. I am not rich either. I'm an averagefag tradesman.