Be me

>Be me
>Had a date with GF yesterday so we spent the day together
>Dropped her off at home around 6 because she still lives with her parents and I don't want them to get the wrong impression of me (she's 19 and I'm 20 btw)
>Got her home just before her family was about to eat dinner
>First time meeting family so I'm kind of nervous
>Her mom greets us when we arrive and holyfuckingshit she's like legitamately obese
>Meet her dad and sisters next and they're just as obese
>Trying to make sense of all this in my head becuase my Gf isn't exactly skinny but she's nowhere near fat, let alone obsese
>Get invite to stay for dinner
>Consider staying until I realize they're about to scarf down a combination of fried chicken and pizza
>Explain that I'm getting ready for an important Brazilian Jiu Jitsu tournament coming up in a few months and that I was on a strict diet and that I can't eat this bull shit (Obviously I said it nicer than that)
>Her family gets offended AS SHIT and tell me that it's time for me to leave
>Talking to GF that night and she told me that they talked shit about me during dinner
>Mfw they were mad because I wouldn't eat shit with them
>Tfw GF sympathesises with family over me

Anybody else got any bad meeting the family stories?

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You're fucking stupid. If you had a dad worth shit he would have taught you that it is disrespectful to decline an invitation like that. Declining dinner with your girls family?

Dumb white trash, no etiquette

The more important question is if your GF will balloon up the moment she has the diamond.

You could’ve declined for literally any other reason.............. “sorry I have to go” (you don’t even need a reason)

This has to be bait

Firstly, you Gf is going to balloon up pretty soon.

Secondly, your retarded just eat the god damn food with her family.

>not realising how rude and ignorant you are
This is really autistic, even for Jow Forums standards

Are you on the spectrum, retardo?

it would have been better if you said you had to go sharpen a raping stick to rape their daughter with.

>can't have a few pieces of chicken and a slice of pizza

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You literally did the right thing. If you had eaten dinner with them they would have pushed you to eat a shit ton of garbage too and make fun of you for trying to come up with reasons not to eat it. Also you would have had to have listened to their bullshit excuses for being overweight. Would have been a nightmare.

Honestly, get a better gf she is going to get fat being around people with eating habits like that eventually anyways.

And all the people telling you that you were rude for declining are morons. I would have declined too in that situation I don't give a fuck. If they weren't obese I would definitely had said yes though.

>few months
>cant burn off 400 extra calories by then
By golly you're bad at this

that's right goy a few pizzas wont hurt every now and then

>know gf family for months
>go on trip with her extended family
>good time
>on the way out, everyone saying goodbye
>everyone gives me a hug
>gfs father reaches for a handshake and I go to hug him
>spaghetti mode

This is legitimate autism

It doesn't take into account relations, social norms, of future implications of the action. The world isn't as logical as you think it is; declining dinner with your girlfriends family and then insulting their food is fucking retarded. Some random chick, okay, but if you give a fuck about the girl and still do it you are actually on the spectrum

Inviting someone to eat with you is a big symbolic gesture. Turning that down because you can't handle interacting with fat people, even for your gf's sake, is a dick move.

>new girlfriend
>meet the parents
>fit mom, very friendly
>dad is this big jolly southern guy who loves guns and grilling out
>tells my gf he thinks i'm a mans man and takes me shooting
>pretty comfy situation

Time to dip on this relationship OP

>gf will end up fat
>family are dumbfucks
>people who talk shit about people behind their backs are cancer

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No, sexual intercourse is a dick move. Sounds like OP made his whole body move right out the front door.

>This is legitimate autism
>you are actually on the spectrum

You have no clue what you are talking about do you?

Fucking this.

tfw gf's dad is a huge pussy and only (((golfs))) with me

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try to kiss him

She's got the ass tho, i'm willing to take the risks

This but also you could have eaten the food and puked it up later

Best way to approach this situation would have been to say you were running late for something else and then take a rain check for dinner another time and just burn a shit ton of calories before the the next dinner so you can eat whatever they load in front of you, that is if you in fact give a shit about the girl. But then you'd have to deal with doing that all the time if it became a long term relationship. Do you really want that user?

i'm surprised obese people were offering up some of their precious food

What kind of dad teaches his son that his own self actualisation and ambitions are less important than impressing some fucking fatties

it's an investment. you give food to the skinny man who might be in the family later, maybe he gets the food when the fat family gets too fat to stand up. smart move.

If you the said fatties are the parents of your fucking date, then you eat with them.

Like holy hell, if you are dating their daughter it’s disrespectful as fuck to not accept the invitation from their parents when it’s the first time meeting them. Now if she’s a slam pig then fine, no need to keep up the pretense of formalities.

my gfs dad is a quiet guy solitary farmer so we've had barely any large conversations whatsoever

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It's one slice you dingus

OP, that was a fine move. I honestly agree with the sentiment, but you need some social grace. If you had said it gives you heart burn or you have to eat with your family you could have saved face.
Reflection: lie better.

Why can't you politely decline you fucking retard and not humble brag about your gay as fuck tournament

eat it then throw it up like a real man

>it gives you heart burn
cool, a lie you have to remember forever. great idea.

“yeah it doesnt give me heart burn now”
obese person: “yeah it comes and goes”

Really not that complicated

sweet, let me try
"hey are you a homo"
: "yeah i eat semen and get pounded in the butt"
GROSS BRO!!!!!!

Don’t worry about the betas itt, in my experience it’s always been a good thing when the girls family doesn’t like you

Dump her, she's a gainz goblin who will inevitably become like the rest of her family and will want to bring you down with her.

not lying about
>your ulcer
>your nausea due to the flu
>how you just ate
>or any other medical condition you dont have
cmon user. its like you dont know honesty will only bring you devastation

A similar event was a turning point in my fitness journey.

After work my parents took me to a fund raiser for this kid with cancer. I wanted to eat something real fast since i had no lunch but they guaranteed there was gonna be a ton of food at the event.

We were the last ones to show up and all the food was gone. It was in the middle of nowhere and no place to buy food for at least 30 minutes driving. This was also quite some time before google maps existed and we were new to the area.

Anyway i was so upset i didnt talk to anyone. I didnt even meet the kid or desperate parents because my gains were compromised that day. I told my parents they suck and ruined my day on the ride home and thats about it.

4 days later the operation was unsuccessful and the kid passed on. I didnt make the situation as awkward as OP did but i did reflect on my choices.

After that day i never tracked a macro again, i rarely get 50-60g protein per day.

Yet here i am still squatting 6 pl8 and benching 4 pl8 for reps. Being OCD with macros is literally pointless and youre just going to appear like a stupid faggot in every possible social situation.

I wish i read something like this when i started lifting but all i would see is fake natties lying to your face that its all about genetics and diet to be huuuge and shredded brah.

>you have to eat a dinner with some fatasses
>otherwise you're disrespectful
Ayyyyy, cuckboy.

I found OP's girlfriend

test

>>gf will end up fat
This. Women often end up with the body type of their mothers.

How is this fitness related?

>Gfs dad fought in Chechnya
>First time we meet he shows me his war photos
>Points out all the guys who died there
>Half if them died in Chechnya
>Gets out his Makarov and shows it to me
>My parenta like you user! Especially dad!

What did he mean by this?

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i think she meant "parents"

Holy shit OP. Just drink water and have a smaller portion. Two peices of fried chicken is going to do jack shit.

A refuel day at maintenance actually has a lot of benefits and would have done you well. Autistic as fuck

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>s and that I was on a strict diet
you have to be legit autistic to say this to an entire pod of fatties op you fool

Not really. I get heartburn from pizza sometimes, but not always. If I'm on a date I wouldn't risk it.

Remember, girlfriends come and go, only gains are forever.

That was dumb as hell user, but also consider this a moment reflect on, the whole family is fuckin brutally obese, and that same fate may lay for your GF, if you put a ring on her and she shits out a kid, a similar fate on your children. desu this whole things reeks of totally fucked.

I would've turned them down out of fear of being boring etc. I'm not sociable.

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Been there bud, family eats like shit. Took me a long time to get over my bad eating habits (still working on it) and I realize that being hungry for a couple of hours is normal.

You are fucking retarded. This just shows how far from real athletes those fucking fat "powerlifters" are. You have zero discipline and people are usually retarded as you, so they don't understand it as well along with getting jealous of probably ripped OP.
Still, lying as people suggested would be smoother, however it showed this family's lack of character and moral ground. I think OP got the better end of it.
If you had a father at all you'd know your gains and dreams are more important than a fat hole to fuck

Dodge this bullet, OP. These are not habits you can change on your own, and if she ever grows fatter you will be alone, miserable and hopeless against her. Her family will show zero support for anything you strive to do to improve her.

>fellow jiu jiteiro
Mein negro

I wouldn't worry about it, honestly. Props for sticking to your diet, that shit is hard- especially when people are trying to force shit down your throat.

How long have you been doing jiu jitsu?

Why the hell would someone be offended if someone declines food for perfectly good reasons.
Am i just austistic?

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We are autistic but still right. Her family took it as a jab about how they're fucking fat and have shit habits and instantly got on the defensive. Shows how body positive they are kek

im all for declining dinner if you can make a legit excuse, it is telling a bunch of obese people that you cant eat their food because your(obviously superior)body requires that you dont

if you dont get this you are also autistic

Social norms. And yes, you are autistic.

Don't.

If people told the truth more often we'd be living in better times
I couldn't give less of a damn about the risks of telling those fat cunts to go fuck themselves

Bout 5 years steady. If you count the time I spent on and off then it's closer to 7

Being vegan would've been a good excuse here :∆)

My gf’s dad is a ju jitsu blackbelt. He’s friendly but he’s expressed that he wants to show me some moves. This is how I die, right?

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yeah he will initially fuck you up but if you don't break and actually show an interest he will learn to respect you

>I'll stay but I already ate. Would love to just talk to you as you suffocate on mcfatfuckfuel sir

What said, get ready to be fucked up. Ask questions too, higher belts love imparting wisdom.

>Explain that I'm getting ready for an important Brazilian Jiu Jitsu tournament coming up in a few months and that I was on a strict diet and that I can't eat this bull shit (Obviously I said it nicer than that)

Lmao one indulgent meal is not going to fuck up your cut for your tournament in several months you dumb twat.

>wifes dad is poor
>Used to be on top of the world
>his wife railroaded him in the divorce, is the most stereotypical conservative megachurch mclady you can imagine idk why, anyways so now alimony etc
>Five fucking kids worth of child support too
>he gets cancer
>he Wins
>Obvs medication for rest of life or whatever
>Finally isn't paying his wife anymore, still has to live in a trailer park next to a railroad. Literally 15ft away from his door. Lots and lots and lots of trains
>Drinks whiskey daily like a fish but you'd never be able to tell
>still works hard
>Pulls gun on trailer trash neighbors for be being trailer trashy
>They steal E V E r y T h I n g he owns before we get him out of jail, lives in another state
>Probation nbd
>Never heard him say a foul word
>Never seen him frown
>maybe the kindest soul I've ever met
>Still funny as fuck, inappropriate like me. Not one superficial cell on his whole body
>Mfw he's still on top of the world every time I see him and hasn't budged an inch for shit
I don't know why things initially felI apart, but I'm gonna buy that man a house near us someday.

>tfw I've actually told my exes family that I would get a better meal eating out of a greasetrap
Fuck fatties.

>accept but remain silent
>walk in
>Stand up on the dinner table chair and 180
>Pull pants down
>"Rippetoe guide my glutes, let them shoot true"
>Shit on the plate
>Sit down
>"No thank you, this is actually better."
>Dig in
>refuse to leave until finished
>Give her mom a poopy kiss on the cheek
>Make a joke about Europeans
>Saunter off into the sunset whistling Dixie

>make a joke about Europeans
Based.

OP is a fucking retard if he neglects the risk of his gf getting fat as fuck simply bc she has a nice butt

realistically, this would be the best thing to do;

>accept food
>eat just a little
>chat it up with parents, have good time
>leave
>get a couple more good fucks in on GF
>either dump her or keep her around for pussy until you get bored

that last part will come easier the quicker you steel yourself to this undeniable fact; if a girl's ENTIRE FAMILY is fat as fuck and she is also sorta chunky or "healthy", she too will follow in their foot steps

fat people are scientifically proven to be
>worse as making important decisions
>dumber on average
>less likely to live as long
>less likely to give birth to healthy children
>lazier
>more prone to anger and mental health issues
>more prone to health issues
>less likely to make the same amount of money as a healthy person

don't be a cunt about health publicly around fat people, just as long as you know in your heart of hearts that fat incontrovertibly equals bad, you'll be fine

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Not a risk. Literally a guarantee.

This.

>I don't want them to get the wrong impression of me
Why the fuck do you care what her parents think of you?

Do not marry this girl. She's going to wind up obese.

Translation: "I'm too autistic to socialize impromptu and too big of a pussy to do cardio."

This.

and im trying to wrap my head around what this is supposed to mean:
>my Gf isn't exactly skinny but she's nowhere near fat, let alone obsese

>Tying yourself to human garbage “to be polite”

No, fuck that. We are past that. Fatties need to get btfo for their pathetic life decisions. OP should dump his gf as he is potentially going to soil his genetics and have to deal with a fat as fatass in-law family that could fuck up his children.

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OP is only 20 I doubt he'll hook up with this bitch permanently

i do too, but the sooner he moves on from that situation and avoids another like it the better

Or he can start reoccuring threads on Jow Forums about how he brings healthy dinners to their house to be nice and posts the hilarity that will surely ensue

There would be no spaghetti here if you just fucking own it.

dump her and tell her looking at her family gave you a glimpse of her future

OP is competing in a tourney with weight classes...he has to make weight. That's a totally different thing than not being precise with your macros while lifting.

>and im trying to wrap my head around what this is supposed to mean:
>>my Gf isn't exactly skinny but she's nowhere near fat, let alone obsese
It means she's fatter than he's willing to admit, but not something you would describe with 'morbidly' or 'severely'. I would assume something like pic related

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As long as he isn't actively trying to break you up, he probably thinks you're alright. Some people just don't like to make small talk.

You chose some bullshit tournament I'm guessing you're probably only a blue belt. Over dinner with your girlfriend's family...