Before I start, this is a blogpost about my mental and sexual health but also my penis so it is definitely Jow Forums related in my mind
With that out of the way I want fitizens' theories about why the FUCK I'm incapable of having wet dreams? I have been masturbating since before I even hit puberty and I watched my orgasms turn from purely mental into my dick shooting white liquid and now as an 18 year old virgin I can honestly say I have never had an actual wet dream or a dream where I actually have sex, all my dreams in that regard are usually "soft core" as in usually humping or the female wanting to switch to another place at the last second and then me waking up
>could this be caused by low test?
Softcore wet dreams
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Not low test, you just whacked it a lot when you were a kid so you never had one, pretty sure you only get wet dreams when your hormones are going crazy. same story with me, never had one but I would want to experience it. (I could try but my gf wants to milk my balls dry every night)
I had my first one a few weeks ago at 19 years old
Because of nofap, I have had 3 so far.
Ok now that we got that out of the way and you guys seem like you had similar childhoods to mine....
Did anyone else ever have erotic dreams about their mom? (This was before the incest porn fad shit) but I used to occasionally get dreams where my mom.is naked or something like that and I explicitly remember a dream where I was humping and playing with a womans tits who was my mom in the dream but didn't actually.look like my actual mom
And no I dont have an older woman fetish, and I was never attracted to my mother sexually
Am I seriously fucked up in the head or something? I also think I wet my bed in my sleep until I was like 13-15
I had some dreams about my mom and (ugly)oldersister despite not being attracted to them at all, but I never wet my bed
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I have wet dreams after my gf visits, without fail this has been happening for months.
What The Fuck, Mang
this
There's nothing weird about not having wet dreams.
If you get them, great. If not, who cares?
Is it weird to not get morning wood? I can probably count the amount of times I woke up hard, on one hand. Am I low T?
Have had the exact same ones as you man. It's always my mom, but she doesn't look like my mom. My first one was when I was really young. Like 12
What the fuck could be the meaning of this? I mean why the fuck is it with my mom/relative instead of literally any other woman in my life, it makes me feel disgusting everytime I think about those memories especially considering that I usually forget my dreams in like 20 minutes if I dont intend to remember then
Yes. That’s normally how doctors ask if your test levels are “ok”. If you don’t get morning wood, you may want to get that checked out.
Who knows man. It's always a top tier experience in mine. But then I wake up horrified.
id ravage her pussy
I've had one my whole life when I was 18 or 19. Was pretty great actually. I don't know why I don't get more because I usually go a week or two without jackin it. Also I dream about sex a good bit.
Sauce?
If I was you, I would be unironically mildly worried.
Ive never had a wet dream either, ive woken up literaly dripping precum before and actualy came on a sibling when they pantsed me after getting up TWICE. Both times just from the movement of the fabric
What about just a semi
I've found that whenever I get at least 8 hours of sleep and wake up without an alarm I get morning wood, otherwise it's just a semi at most.
Lol what a bunch of low test betas.
I have gf, she sucks my dick every day and I pound her tight pussy two times a day and I still get wet dreams at least 2 times a week.
never had one either but i'm not sure why you'd want to, it just means youll have to wash your cum soaked sheets more often
This has been something that's been going on for about 2 years by now and it's extremely annoying. While I'm sleeping, there's about a 10% chance each sleep-wake cycle of mine that this will happen. When it does happen, I'm otherwise forced to wake up and take care of the mess. What's the problem? I wake up to a sticky, yellowish green (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%), gelatinous substance in my underwear. I've been thinking I'm piddling in my underwear, much like 1-year-olds often do (only in diapers). I have no idea why this is happening. How to stop it? That I don't know either. At least it's rare, but I would like it to stop. I don't know what's different that I'm doing that's causing this to happen.
>Have a really great gf
>Have really great sex with her and all
>Whenever I dream I dream of this one girl back from my home country that other people considered ugly but I always found her REALLY sexually attractive but was kinda dumb and used to slap me on the face with her cute thin fingers.
>Imagine going on adventures with her instead of GF while dreaming and then fucking her too.
>I realise she's absolutely dysgenic material since she's dumb as fuck and her family's broken to hell.
>Tried to get in touch with her over social media ever since she left my home country to move to the country we both currently reside.
No luck, the last few posts on social media are of her with some 30-year-old bloke. ;_;
I get them sometimes and I'm 21.
They usually comes in waves (especially this one period 2 years ago).
Probably because I don't fap daily tho