>be me mommy's 587lbs bundle of joy
>get the flu because the sail I use to cover myself at night, was wet with mountain dew and cummies
>scream at my mommy to get some tendies to fill better
>mommy is kill
>"fuck I have to do everything myself"
>go to walgreens at 3am after a WoW sesh with my e-trapgf
>grab some flu medicine
>some orange juice for muh vitamin C
>and a metric ton of chocolate
>make my way to the register
>try to persuade the cashier so I can get some xp for my barter skill
>"How goes it?"
>"It's ok, rough night"
>"Any news from the other provinces?"
>"Uhh... Not really, just a rough night we're having here, lot's of folk getting sick this time of year"
>grabs my metric ton of chocolate bars to scan it
>"Some of them not by choice"
>mfw
FPH/FPS
Thomas Price
Xavier Allen
Gavin Brooks
Jose Garcia
Eli Price
youtube.com
boogie is fucking delusional
Jaxon Phillips
hahaha what the fuck? if he's going to make up/embellish bullshit stories at least make it interesting
John Sanchez
Boogstosity is so fucking disgusting
>he got to lazy to go to the toilet and diapers in his size were too expensive in the long run so he just shat himself wherever he sat
>wife begged him to stop but he didn´t care
>wife forced him to get a colostomy bag installed so she didn´t have to scoop up his runny, greenish shits every 20 minutes
>he didn´t empty it himself, said it was "too depressing" for him
>went to a con a day after he filmed one of his "lol I eat lots of food" clips
>colostomy bag imploded, shit ran down his leg, terrible smell everywhere
>he tried to play it off by acting like Francis and quickly waddled away
>his wife had to clean him up in the con bathroom while he was crying and shouting insults
>was seen and hour later, laughing and wolfing down a 50-piece nugget meal
Alexander Butler
The comment section makes me feel sad, I'm not even mad.
>dude come on, you can be a lazy fatso as long as that is your coping mechanism, life is hard bro, respect the fatties
Jonathan Watson
I just realized that Boogie is the only man in existence that actually shills fat acceptance.
Julian Walker
The ghostbusters shirt makes it slightly funny
Lincoln Martinez
PAY
Caleb Martinez
What? There are doctors that will put one of those bags in without a medical need? That sounds far-fetched.
Noah Cruz
FOR
Liam Flores
heh
Dylan Morris
How does he know the employee wasn't talking about himself having to work as a shitty wage slave? The manager part was clearly made up, no manager is going to defend their employee saying "well sir you are really obese". More likely the first part happened and boogie misunderstood it and made up the second part to back up the holes in his story.
Eli Morgan
MY
Blake Cox
how does he have a wife
Colton Brown
He's e-famous. Even the ones who don't make much money have desperate women pining after them.
Elijah Gonzalez
They divorced last year
Jayden Russell
>how does a charming and lovely man has a girl
Gee, I dunno
Isaiah Reyes
HEALTHCARE
Logan Clark
>being so new as to not recognize the pasta
Henry Hall
did not sound like that at all in the post i quoted
Caleb Williams
he is at it again
youtube.com
Dylan Smith
>"Sir, you are VERY Obese"
Ethan Sanders
He sort of looks good when you compare the old profile picture with his current looks.
Jacob Flores
God forbid you have some self control and stop blaming your problems on everything else
Parker Hernandez
This cant be real
Henry Ortiz
>percieve it as selfishness
>they dont perceive it as coping
Pretty sure drug addiction is often seen as selfish
Nathan Torres
youtube.com
i absolutely DESPISE boogie and this centrist kike
James Adams
youtube.com
i thought boogs was ok on this vid
he says haes is bs
Jack Jenkins
the jews turrets is going fucking crazy cause hes afraid boogie is going to eat him if he says something wrong
Jordan Bailey
How can the manager know he's obese when he is speaking to him on the phone? Boogie is overly emotional and keeps thinking that because he's had some downs in his life he is entitled to eat himself to death. It's as if he thinks no one else in life goes through hardships and can deal with them and build upon themselves instead of digging yourself a deeper hole of addiction and perpetual self victimisation.
Gavin Wood
The moment he utters that complete horseshit about diagnosed ptsd I fucking lost it. Not in the lol way but the true vitriol way. I know several vets both family and friend so my opinion is kinda swayed but still just fuck him and the never ending sympathy train he merrily rides.
Xavier Wright
doesnt seem that bad t b h
he didn't want to be humiliated in public but thinks being fat is unhealthy
Jack Allen
the guy on the front looks like mark ruffalo
Kayden Clark
And you don't?
Liam James
That pharmacy sounds based.
Angel Diaz
Damn Boogie is so on point. Knows that being obese is extremely unhealthy but also knows how stupid it is for people to shame others for it. Shades of grey people. Life is many shades of grey.
Jonathan Perry
It really irritates me on just how much people forget how powerful social shaming is to the benefit as a whole society and it bothers me more so that shame is no longer seen as a vaild tactic either, both I think eventually got to boogie for the better, regardless of his weight though he's still a pathetic waste of a man that needs to Jow Forumslit and actual weights in his life.
Jonathan Lopez
E-Bucks to which he gave hand over fist and begged his ex-wife to take to ride that big black bull filling her with cock meat all the way up north
Jason Price
The defeat on their faces says it all
Grayson Green
PAY MY ALIMONY!!!!!!
Alexander Roberts
Liam Williams
Can we have more? Not just of boogie though? I'll post what I got with something that you shouldn't read at all, makes me genuinely angry
Brayden Ross
Sure fren
Angel Turner
Even in that art style which is clearly meant to make obesity look attractive, the rectangle is the hottest by far.
Christian Roberts
What would you do if this thing drove into you while you were shopping?
Eli Kelly
BOOGIE has a WIFE that cleans his SHIT while you post on Jow Forums with NOGF after lifting for YEARS
Christian Gonzalez
Yeah but I'm gonna make it to 50
Liam Cooper
Can someone give me a rundown on H3H3 or whatever the fuck they're called? I've always been compelled to avoid their content because I hear they're shit, and the guy looks like Jeff Gerstmann with AIDS and the girl looks like the eternal jewess.
Michael Wilson
Even though I lift, I certainly won't.
Jaxon Anderson
Bentley Torres
Wrong thread
Also don't take supplements, eat a healthy diet instead.
Isaac Thomas
Sources on this shit?
Sebastian Murphy
I hate that Jow Forums doesn't take mp4s.
Robert Stewart
What is wrong with the male character for complementing that disgusting sow on her looks of all things?
Aiden Martinez
How is this not child abuse?
Brandon Perry
Robert Adams
Because it's probably just some out of context pictures that someone pasted into a story they made up.
Cameron Barnes
shut the fuck up you pussy
>hurr im an unhealthy piece of shit and you may pay for it, but don't say anythin mean :)
Wyatt Russell
>BOOGIE had* a WIFE
fixed
Jacob Long
Why did she get with him in the first place?
Michael Scott
>that feel when no sticc gf
Carson Long
Sticcs are great for manhandling
Alexander Bell
But what if you're a manlet with a longwoman sticc gf
Noah Ward
$$$ and attention
Brayden Carter
They are both kikes and you should continue avoiding their content.
Adam Wright
All his dosh goes into health care and food tho
Tyler Martinez
he's right, damn him
Robert Ward
Does anyone else find the thought of being unable to even just sit up by yourself legitimately terrifying?
Camden Hill
More proof that H3H3s audience is pure reddit
Owen Myers
she's 250 lbs
Jayden Clark
Here's one of the classics.
Asher Jenkins
yeah, just like zyzz and pianoman did
Hudson Wood
sorry my comment was very rude i apologize user, this isn't how Jow Forumsizens should act
Adrian Nguyen
at least she draws her self as frumpy
Nolan Bennett
>any news of the other provinces?
kek
Jace Rivera
Blake Lopez
>falls
>immediately starts crying
Women, I swear to God...
Jaxon Myers
>inteligence
so smrt
Christian Nelson
>was molested
>never became fat or had substance abuse
stop making excuses.
Joseph Gomez
I have never seen those before but I'm guessing those are bacon wrapped, deep fried oreos
Juan Adams
>Put the candy in the bag I said PUT THE CANDY IN THE BAG!
Gavin Thomas
>This guy can do all this shit (no pun intended) and still have a wife
>STILL don’t have a gf
Help
Jordan Ward
I wouldn't know, just found them as deep fried oreos
Ryder Garcia
This guy is the supposedly sagely, old gaming dad of YouTube?
youtube.com
Yeah, such a nice guy, right? Hope his career and credibility gets shattered, the fat piece of shit deserves it. Geoff Keighley and everyone associated with this joke should be ashamed.
Ayden Carter
I will give her credit, it doesn’t say she is only into fit guys...
Wyatt Bailey
>try to persuade the cashier so I can get some xp for my barter skill
my unfortunately fat sides are in orbit
Brandon Anderson
Antifa's secret weapon finally revealed.
Isaiah Nelson
AMERIKA
Tyler Sanders
Wat
Jonathan Allen
She's fighting them nazis
Nathan Hernandez
Imagine you're at a grocery store that has to be emergency evacuated because of a flash blaze and this thing is blocking the exit.
Leo Hughes
there really is no way to make a diamond body seem attractive is there?
Carter Morris
>went to aunty donna in chicago yesterday
>midway through the show, the empty seat in front of me lurches forward
>feel a foot on my ass (folded chairs, not theater seats)
>the fatty behind me has his/her legs crossed and its resting against the seat
>There's a solid 18 inches between my knees and the seats in front of me, same with the row behind us
I guess I'm a beta because I didnt say anything, but I didn't want to ruin the show. And I was afraid I would legitimately try to fight someone if they took it the wrong way because I have a lot of pent up aggression. but also, fuck you for being fat.
Ayden Reed
fuck really???
Bentley Richardson
I mean, he's not wrong. People cope with things with food. Doesn't make it right, doesn't mean they aren't healthy, doesn't mean they arent a burden on everyone around them
Christian Jackson
>hes gay, not that it matters
so, shes gonna suck his dick anyway?
Connor Jackson
>doesnt wait til the end, when he pies her at the bottom
or was it another dude