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>keep 'coincidentally' running into this guy from my gym in public
>whatever, seems a bit overly enthusiastic but nice enough
>last night he sees me through a coffee shop window, comes inside
>starts going off about "oh here watching shit on your computer again?"
>starts asking me what I majored in, what I do for work
>starts getting weirdly critical, "oh do you see a career in that field?"
>brings up his dead mom out of nowhere, tries to recruit me to his weird mentoring startup company
>starts texting me
What the shit, has this happened to anyone else?
Pic related, leave me alone nathan

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Tell him to fuck off

you're going to get scammed out of a lot of money if you don't cut him off

I will if he responds but I don't wanna engage

What DID you major in. Maybe you're a fucking idiot.

a guy asking another guy for a coffee? he's gay bro

if you censor the number atleast do it properly. Its still visible

you could try to cross out his number harder. I can see it clear as day

>tries to recruit me to his weird mentoring startup company
This is what he's trying to do, and coming off as autistic because he's desperate to make a sale.

This

I mean I'm not denying being an idiot with a shit job but at least I'm not going around recruiting for a pyramid scheme

Meh serves him right for being an autistic jackass

We can see the number

hes either gay trying to sell you something or is going to kill you
either way op just gtfo

See

he's gay, if you want him to leave you alone subtly drop that you have a girlfriend

If there's one thing that's good about the extremely homophobic culture of the US, it's the clear distinction when a guy is trying to court you vs just being a bro

Yeahh that's not how this works
>hey man this guy named john posted your number on an Indonesian kite surfing forum. You should really watch out for him. He keeps talking about the number of underage kids he's slept with in the past year. I would honestly report him to the authorities if I were you

He wants you to join his mlm bullshit

he's trying to recruit you to a multilevel marketing/pyramid scheme company. the whole "muh mentor" thing is usually a dead giveaway

:(

Implying I gave him my real name

he's trying to kike op out of money, this isnt a gay thing

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I just text him saying you have a huge crush on him but you are too shy to make the first move

yeah this happened to me before. it's creepy.

Could be both desu

Hes trying to kill you op.
I would do it like that too.
>Target some schmuck that goes to my gym and had vegan aka prey eyes.
>Make it seem im either gay or trying to kike him
>Make sure to constantly "run" into him to make sure he tells me to fuck off in person
>When he gets confrontational ill deliver a quick, surgically exact strike to the carotid-jugular.
>Carry his soft body to my car and then get him home.
>Suck his dead dick or do whatever twisted shit Id like.

Definitely trying to kill you OP.

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I just wanted to be your friend you fucking prick

fuckin kek
I thought this was going to be the new-age 'madeyalook' but I got a hearty kek instead

lol shut up nathan

>our gym has a very strict no approaching other men in the restroom policy (some issue with 'perverts' in the steam room)
>I kill him in self defense and get him kicked out
Thanks user

Texting the guy now

Send him a link to this thread.

No problem, I figured it was win-win, either he leaves you alone or you get some sloppy head from it.

Is this him? You might be on TV if you play your cards right.

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People have followed me home and left business cards / resumes in my mailbox to try to get a chance at my company.

Spooky shit

Fucking kek. Play along OP.

God I wish

The question is how does his boipucci look?

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