CHAD DEFENSE TRAINING

>scenario
>chad saw you talking to stacy in class on his way to take a dump
>after class you return the pencil you borrowed from her
>chad struts up behind Stacy and grabs her stomach
>she flinched but giggles when she realizes it's chad
>chad:"look at the love birds over here. If I didnt know any better I would think you actually like this creep"
>Stacy:"chad stop it"
>chad:"well just in case this faggot actually does like you ill just have him know that if I see you hitting on my girlfriend again ill kick your ass you got that?

How do you respond? Dubs decide

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is this your fantasy?

It is decided.

Kek

That actually works quite well lol

>user:"is this your fantasy"
>chad:"the fuck did you just say
>he pushes you against the locker
>stacy looks frightened but doesnt intervene
>chad grasps the collar of your shirt and shoves your head into the locker
>your head hurts now
>he lets go
>chad:"there's more where that came from if I see you again"
>he spits on you and grabs stacy by the arm and begins walking away

What now?

Are you just as rough in the bedroom? *wink wink*

Actually does work, but yeah he'll probably punch you after that

no, this should have gone gay

>he spits on you and grabs stacy by the arm and begins walking away

I reach into my backpack and pull out my glock 19 with 147gr hollow points and proceed to magdump 15 rounds into both of them.

problem solved

>user:"are you just as rough in the bedroom? "
>chad:"the fuck did you just say"
>he pushes your body against the wall
>stacy pulls out her camera to record
>chad grasps the collar of your shirt and shoves penis head into your asshole
>your anus hurts as Chad thrusts faster
>he lets go and cums with a might roar
>chad:"there's more where that came from if I see you again"
>he spits on you and wipes his dick on your t-shirt

What now?

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>user:"no, this should have gone gay"
>everyone in the hallway turns to you
>it goes silent
>chad stops dead in his tracks
>he turns around red in the face
>he doesnt know what to do
>chad:"meet me after school. You're fucking dead, you here?"
>the bell rings for class and you are left alone as the hallway clears


There are many ways to proceed. Decide where you will go now.

>Thinking Chad even cares
>Ditches Stacy and fucks her sister Lacy
>Then turns around and fucks the girls mother Gracy
>Stop thinking Chad is weak minded and cracy

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>Chad acting like Brad
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>Start fantasizing about Chad
>Go trap-mode to get more of his beautiful peenor

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This.

Brad's the bully.

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I head to the meeting place and check inventory

*glance at chad* yeah, cool.
*look at stacy* I'll see you on friday, beautiful.

Don't show up after school

I go home and change into my sisters clothes before I show up at the meeting. Over my slutty girl clothes I wear a bit coat to hide it from plain sight.

nice, fucking kys

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WINRAR OP DELIVER

Hurrrr winrar

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>you run home
>your mommy greets you
>mom:"how was school today, user"
>you ignore her and go up to your room
>after a quick fap to hentai you fall asleep
>a ring is heard at the door
>your mom calls you downstairs
>chad is there
>chad:"hey user, I was wondering where you went after school. You need to help me with my math homework.
>mom:"oh that's so nice of you sweetie. user isnt busy he can help you.
>chad:"cool"
>he winks at your mom and she blushes
>you are waiting in the foyer

What now?

wait for him to come in and say "heyyy" with a wink and stick my tongue out at him

get on my knees and start pleading. Tell him not showing up was a joke. Grab behind his legs and subtlety rest my head on his dick while pretending to sob and caressing his gentle erection

you need to be 18 to post here kid

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Wanna see my Yu-Gi-Oh deck?

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user:"you need to be 18 to post here kid"
>chad stands there speechless
>chad:"why are you such a weird faggot"
>he pushes you aside and walks inside
>he runs upstairs
>you wait in the foyer
>your mom is the only other person in the house in the kitchen

What now?

Throw mom at chad

I'm glad I entered this thread

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I'm into some weird shit, so no judgements, but this is definitely a weird thread.

start doing speed screeches

not keeping one chambered?

Go to stacys house

Run after him and act tough while addressing him harshly in the African American Vernacular.

reroll

rerolls don't count

thats what your mom said last night

Teleport behind Chad

reroll

Follow him to your room. Gently pat him on the ass as you walk in behind him.

"I'm not the faggot here"

got 'em

Follow chad into room
“Chad, I’m glad you came here, I’m sorry about earlier but it was the only way to get you to come without it lookin weird. The truth is Stacey is cheating on you, and has been for some time”
Show chad proof of her meeting some random guy
“I know this hurts and we’re not friends but this isn’t right of her, I’m sorry”

Leave the house

In blind panic I run into my room, but it’s too late, Chad stands almost my dragon dildo shrine dedicated to him. I pull my camera (an instant print kind) and capture his beatiful, depressed face.
Thanks kid I say as I add this photo to the center piece

>after showing chad the pictures he backs up onto the bed
>chad:"what the fuck bro why would she do this to me?"
>he looks defeated
>all of the sudden he gets angry and picks up your pc and throws it against the wall
>chad:"FUUUUCKKK THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT IF I DIDNT COME HERE THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED"
>he grabs you and throws you into the closet
>he barricades the door
>chad:"you're going to wish you never did this"
>he walks out of the room and closes the door
>you have no idea where chad went and he could possibly still be in the house
>the barricade seems light and you could kick it aside

What now?

can anyone save this disappointment of a thread?

Stay inside the closet.

kill jester

stay in the closet, physically and metaphorically.

Leave house.

From here he should've just straight on skipped to the next day.

Tell chad your mom beats you

it's mah money, it's mah game
KILL JESTER

Silently push the door open

He seems more like a closeted bully then a chad

kill the no-reroll poster with the Jow Forums legion

Buncha gomers in this thread. KYS OP.

is this a SOCOM reference or am i made of dust

>user:"KILL JESTER"
>you hear a door close upstairs

What now?

leave the room, hear big BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS coming out of the bathroom. Its chad in there. Go in bathroom and start sniffing

dubs

wait until school next day, the pictures were photo shopped.

MOMMY MOMMY YUMMY YUMMY CHICKEN TENDIES IN MY TUMMY

Open bobs and vagene

>laugh and make a silly ironic joke
>everyone around you laughs too
>now Chad looks like an idiot
It's almost like you faggots don't know how to manipulate a crowd.

Run after Chad

Strip naked, go upstairs and meet chad

Grab the sharpest knife you can find

Reroll

kill the batman

Bust open door and scream

we've decided to raise the price of a custom title from one hundred dank memepoints to two hundred dank memepoints

Throat punch before he can finish his sentence.

rerolls don't count

I go toward the close door with my katana and use the powers granted upon my wizardry to slice Chad's dick in half. N-no homo!

Ahh tendies, the poor man's crab cakes. only fucking plebian neckbearded fools eat it. bah.

I pit on my robes and wizard hat.
}oh chaddy boy? Where you at?”

Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys

put on my robe and wizard hat

Grab the baseball bat I keep in the closet, leave the closest and hunt down chad.

Many of the Christian faith have said, ‘Well, that’s okay. Contraception is okay.’ And it’s not. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.

Look at the clock, today is my 21th birthday I can feel my virgin magical powers growing.

ask chad to give my mom a good fucking as she deserves it for working so hard

Grab lube and a condom

Kill Chad and consume his flesh.

kiss chad on the cheek and tell him that I will always be there for him

Scream for mom and shake the closet around, crying

The entire time I was secretly jacking off and right after Chad finishes that last sentence I splooge all over him and just smile smugly

Jump out the window to cut Chad off

"Stacy Stacy Stacy Stacy Stacy Stacy stacy"

Pull my shirt over my head and chant as if I'm summoning the semen demon to confront chad

A chad wouldn't do this. You're thinking of an insecure brad who overcompensates because he has lost or is losing his crown to the true chad, who would just fuck another girl, there's always a Stacey around the corner.

Call stacy

Hey girl what are you going into to do you know if I need a place for you

Chad wants you know what time it’s going for the day tr I know that you are not the same guy

But

Why are the two of them going that far in so many different games that I use for the two years but I’m going not to going through this game

homofaggot op we already had a winrar deliver

This
My brother is the definition of a Chad
When his ex cheated on him he was like alright I have been fucking this bitch with big tits all this time

Anally rape Chad, he enjoys it

*Walks out of closet and gets naked*