Who /dirty/ here?

>shower once maybe twice a week and only for work
>never brush teeth
>never shave but can't grow facial hair for shit anyway

i'm pretty sure no one can tell too.

I WAS /smelly/ but now I am a clean girl TM. Downright shiny even. Feels good. The trick is having an obligation outside of the house to go to

i'm not even op you degenerate

Holy shit dude. Do people are really able yo live this way?

I literally can't spend a day without showering, brushing, cleaning or even with cloths that are minimally dirty (even a spot gets me nuts). And my room... I can't even handle dust.

The funny thing is that I don't even get out a lot but even that I like to keep my self and my sorrounding neat; some people are just born that way.

>be tradefag
>just wanna stay home on /f/
>have to job
>dirty job
I shower/shave maybe once a week now. Staying clean is pointless.

shampoo gets the oil out your hair so your hair produces more oil to maintain a balance.
my advice is dry shampoo.

>i'm pretty sure no one can tell too.
user..........

You sound like my ex, have you ever taken pictures of your own shit?

Tbh if I didn't live with family atm I probably wouldn't shower. When I had my own place last year, I'd usually go ~2 weeks without a shower because I work outside/in a warehouse for 12 hours a day, so all I ever wanna do is eat and sleep when I'm home, especially in the summer months

this is unrelated to the topic but what's that middle album in op's pic? i recognize deathgrips and aphex twin but what's the middle one

What is the album above the guitar?

Nevermind; I remember. Listening to fingerbib now c:

can someone please tell me how to shower? i've been ocd so long showering is a huge ritual and i can't figure out how to do it in less than like three hours. my therapist won't tell me because one of the things about ocd treatment is you're not supposed to get reassurance or permission from others and i'm too ashamed to ask my family. like tell me the steps to do, thanks.

> Showered 3 hrs ago
> brushed my teeth 2 hrs ago
> trimmed my beard 2 days ago

feels good man

Is it true that if you don't wash you'll smell like fish or something??

I never shaved because it's like I ever have sex and I haven't showered in around a month because I'm a shut in neet

This is my showering routine
> get naked
> get a good water temperature (i don't recommend hot water, it's bad for skin and hair)
> with the soup wash your body from top to bottom, EVERYTHING (face, legs, torso, etc...)
> proceed to use sponge to remove dirt from neck, knees, between legs, etc...
> use shampoo and wash your head while doing massage, make a shitload of foam
> dry yourself with your towel
> use deodorant in your armpits (neutral is the best)

PROFIT.

>some people are just born that way.
gay you mean, yeah, you were.
I bet you don't even do any manual labour in case you get dirt on your hands

Armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. Mimimal time and effort. Timeless advice.

>has OCD about being clean
>doesn't stay clean because it's such a fucking burden
I know that feel, user. OCD is hell.

I bet everyone at your workplace refers to you as that smelly guy

thanks, it feels better knowing that other people are suffering too.
okay i'll try

forgot pic wtf is muted

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what do your feet smell like?

origino

Sounds hot OP. Post pics.

Pls be my hairy, smelly gf.

>oil cleanser on shoulders and face
>thick exfoliator
>medium exfoliator
>charcoal sponge
>condition hair
>shampoo hair
>leave in conditioner
>scrub body top to bottom *I use 3 washcloths*
>rinse hair
>body wash and rinse
>shower gel
>scrub heels,elbows, and hands
>rinse
>dry off
>apply lotion
>apply deodorant
Be God.

>tfw poorfag
>tfw water heater broke
>tfw shower faucet has massive leak
>tfw we turn the water off for 90% of the day so the 3k water bill doesnt get higher

I go weeks without bathing now

The worst part is shit being left in the toilet because fuck going into my basement that I can't stand straight up in to turn the water on to flush at 3 am

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>tfw i can use lotion again
feels bretty good

>pooping at 3am
do americans really do this?

No one likes rough scratchy skin.

>is american
>passes out
>doesnt wake up mid sleep to shit
Who the fuck wakes up mid sleep to shit??

do you niggas really do poops in the middle of the night? just like you're getting up to pee or something? i've only ever EVER had to poop in the middle of the night when i was very, very sick.

answer me about the poops right now!

I havent showered or brushed my teeth in years

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highly doubt, people talk to me like they want me to like them still, and i'm not a very sweaty person in addition to being unable to grow hair, probably some kind of testlet. i'm sure there are lots of people who only shower once a week like i do and it's literally no problem just because they're more naturally clean.

I usually work 3-10pm, staying up till 6am, so I end up getting the urge to shit while fucking around in the middle of the night.

You've got to be kidding. Do you have any teeth left?

POST PICTURE OF PAD

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building nothing out of something

Oh okay I guess that makes sense. You're forgiven.

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I'm screaming at imagining that.
>cheese teeth

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thank you friend. you're understanding will not be forgotten.

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>trying to woo over the orbiters
tits or gtfo

>wake up for some reason
>have to poop
>still sleepy after poop
>crawl back into bed
What part of this is hard to understand?

>neet fembot
>extremely shallow and normie interests
Classic

I haven't seen my vagina in years. honestly I don't want to

jesus christ usually these drawings have likable girls but i would never want to interact with this womeme

user I hope you get the motivation to change your pad at least, I've done that before it's really not good for you
But at least we don't use tampons, now you can definitely get some sort of infection that way

>scrub heels

Ive never actually washed my feet in the shower, I just assume the soap washing down my body gets them clean enough

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>Haven't shaved in a year
>Only trim beard when forced to by family
>Haven't showered in a week
>Room is covered in food wrappers and pizza boxes
>Usually go a week without changing underwear
>Closest thing I get to the bath is floating around in the pool day drinking when my family is at work/school
>Family forcing me to get my haircut

>people talk to me like they want me to like them still
That means nothing. We have a tranny that comes into our store every other day, takes time out of our bosses busy schedule to chat and my boss still treats them absolutely nicely while showing her detest for talking to the tranny to me later since she has a lot on. Everyone probably knows your're stinky, probably laughs about it behind your back but treats you nicely because being a faggot in the workplace puts their paying job on the line.

You people are all fucking disgusting lazy sackks of shit.

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Imagine the repulsive sweat smell what the fuck is wrong with you? No colleague will want to be anywhere near you