Would you date a girl who could kick your ass?

would you date a girl who could kick your ass?

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speak for yourself homo nigger

I'd date an equally matched girl in a fucking heartbeat

such a girl doesn't exist. I could destroy any woman in a no rules fight to the death and i'm 150lbs

Yes. It would make me want ro improve.

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It's the only kind I prefer

Yes please, it's so cute. It's the best pairing

Yes. Fem abs are my number one fetish.

only if she lets me put it in her pooper every time we fugg to re-assert my masculinity.

You are delusional. That would make the "match"-up more fun to watch.

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dude, I would rek both of those bitches at once. female musculs aren't built the same, plus the ne on the left is just a fatty and the one on the right is dyel

I guarantee that you would die in the cage with a pro mma fighter

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> fatty
doesn't matter because she has enough muscle to wreck you at 5'8" 255

Dating a fit/athletic girl would make me want to lose weight. Although, I may end up making them feel bad about themselves, for being able to lose weight faster than they can. I'm a fatass and I know I can get in shape in under a year, but I lack the motivation.

nope, I would rek al three of those bitches too. what are they, like 5'4? maybe the purple hair bitch might last a few seconds, but the other two I could one hit

well yeah but these have like 10x the T levels of the average man so it doesn't count

>the one in the middle literally has a mustache

Cuz it's a guy. The other two are Cris Cyborg and Gabi Garcia

Are you sure it's not a FtM? She has a softer face than the two on her sides.

Quit being average then

well he might as well be a girl.
manlets, when will they learn?

I'd love to, but she'd need to look more like this to kick my ass.

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You're fucking retarded. Female strength is an absolute meme, women grow muscles at about 10% of man's rate. Sure, there's probably a couple hundred of obsessed dykes worldwide who, after a lifetime of training and injecting roids straight into their roasties managed to become as strong as your average lightweight male athlete, but generic gym thots from OP pic? Fuck off.

>those tiny handshow could she expect to do any damage with those baby hands? it would be like getting hit with a tennis ball

I don't know any roidcels sorry
that's FUCKING HOT

Unless she's 6'2", I'm taller than her and have more muscle, so.

You overestimating average male strength. If you can exclude top fighters and strength athletes, then I can exclude Fedor, Mike Tyson and Pudzianowski. Strength ratio of top women to top men is like 0.65 (proportional to mass dimorphism), while the ratio to weak bitch boys (average male) is 2.5

I would, yes. Thanks for asking

>proportional to mass dimorphism
WHY WOULD YOU ADJUST FOR THAT?
THE REAL FIGURE IS MORE LIKE 10-30% THEN LMAO JUST LMAO

I imagine the velocity of the hands matters more than their size.
Agreed. It's a shame so few girls are interested in getting huge.

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nah those look like too much of an ugly dyke

Legally she can kick the shit out of me. But if even push her and she gets a bruise I can go to jail

>I imagine the velocity of the hands matters more than their size.
no, its about bone mass. force is mass x velocity. womens' bones are tiny, she would probably shatter her knuckles on my skull. women aren't made to fight

Well, I chose it only cos that's a group shot that emphasised my point, I imagine this is more to your liking.

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Sure, but boxing isn't the only kind of fighting.
What if she tackles you and chokes you out?

no because she'd cuck my ass as well.

> proportional
> adjust
I am saying a fully developed woman tends to have 2/3 the mass of a fully developed man, and is about 32/35 (91%) the height. Naturally they will have 2/3 the strength. But the average untrained man could probably bench 1/5 what what a top level strongman could. (140 or so to 700). 140 is GENEROUS for some weakling nerds out there who never played a sport in their life

I would just hit her in the face and knock her out

not into chinklets
the blondies would've been ok if they had lower BF and their arms weren't so big compared to the rest of their body

>would you date someone who doesn't exist

>blah blah blah bullshit numbers
yeah whatever cuck

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>not into chinklets
Something is wrong about you.

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I'm quite small and weak but I wouldn't mind a bigger or stronger gf.

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Go back to Jow Forums asshole

I'm already lanky af any girl can kick my ass pretty easy

lol, just look at those tiny wrists, there is no way in hell she could ever even hurt me if I gave her a free shot to the face. she would literally just break her hand

brainlet detected
Can't follow simple numbers so just resort to goto insults. There are plenty of women who can bench 460 raw. Hell a few can lift close to that overhead in olympic lifting. That is about 2/3 of 700

>worlds strongest woman
>BTFO by some dyel barfly
kek

>lifting heavy things = good at fighting
you are the brainlet

arm wrestling is a special kind of focused strength. Jill Mills did strong women events which was mostly carrying around heavy stuff

no u

>soulless chink
she would eat you raw after chopping you into little pieces. you know that right?

would raw dawg tho

Strength leads to punching power. Submission holds are 100% determined by strength once you get the technique down.

My gf is a soulless chink and I'm keen af to go about trying to do this (pic related) to her. If I end up getting chopped up and eaten I imagine it would be worth it.

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only if she had a big dick, otherwise id just date a boy

dude i'd let her put it in my ass

I was in jail for two years friend, believe me, you are certainly wrong

Those women are largely a feminist myth. Average loser men can beat the strongest woman.

Retard.

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Yes, but not one who would.

the top 5% of women are only stronger than the bottom 10% of men- you've gotta be a real basedboy to lose a fight to even a very strong girl

That would be my ideal, but realistically any girl I date could kick my ass. I'm into brutal femdom so I'd absolutely let it happen without resisting

Obligatory Cowboy Bebop quote. I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass.

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Yes, but only if she's dominant and loving

That doesn't matter. Your stupid caveman brain will make you go easy on women in a physical altercation unless you're really really pissed at them.

Source: wrestled with my sisters for years and always lost, despite them being unable to do a single pull-up

>wrestled with my sisters for years and always lost, despite them being unable to do a single pull-up
holy shit, just end it you fucking soiboi

Girls who have some muscle like that are hot as fuck.
I'm 6ft 4 odds are pretty low any girl is going to kick my ass unless she gets me in the balls.

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Is she a fighter? Being ripped doesn't really mean anything in the context of ass kicking unless it's literally untrained david vs untrained Goliath.

>when tyrone wants to be a girl and a bodybuilder at the same time

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>using obligatory unironically

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I have 4 years of boxing my height is 1.90m and my weight more tan 105kg,are you sure?

Possibly, but I've literally never met one.

I think that'd be really nice because that would be someone I could look forward to working out with.

>"disgusted black guy.png"
>not knowing who Mr. Moseby is
the absolute state of summerfags

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u got sauce 4 that claim m8?

I have just met one and she is feminine as fuck. It's also pretty good to have a girl who can ride you for more than one minute without getting tired and a girl who can take care of herself.

I doubt a girl who could kick my ass would ever date me. But otherwise... sure!

Yes, in fact I'd find it very attractive.

My dream gf would be one who constantly dominates me physically

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No, I have to be physically superior. If not, I don't deserve to date and have to improve

ln a heartbeet.

Yes, but she wouldn't date me.

naturally this wasn't oregano

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Of coursch

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>Yes, but she wouldn't date me.
too real

>Implying any of the motherfuckers on the board have even the faintest chance with a chick of this caliber

Don't muse on hypotheticals that will never present themselves in real life.

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Yes. Need a girl to be the big spoon

I am taller, faster and stronger than the vast majority of women. They need to look like pic related to kick my ass at that point they are no longer women and i wouldn't be attracted to them

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At pro level there is a difference of around 15% on average in all sorts of athletic and sports categories.

You are nowhere close to the top male athletes, ergo a female athlete/fighter would beat the shit out of you.

Of course to make it fair, you will fight someone in your own weight class.

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If you are really 6'3" and the same guy that said he was 150, your lanklet ass would get destroyed by a real woman

Nah, that would be rather emasculating

This. Loser males are deluded af. They think there is significant difference in male vs female. There is, but a highly trained elite female athlete is going to obliterate the average male. Flojo ran 10.4 100 meters. Only a retarded man would call this slow. It makes no difference that Usain Bolt ran 9.6 or so. Tatiana Kashirina can overhead press 193 kg. Most men would crumple under that weight. The male record is only like 70 kg heavier.

That's the point. Role reversal is fun.

No, I'm not a faggot. My partner should be feminine.

> only 70kilos heavier
>only

I'd like to see the bitch try. I'd fucking murder her.

you are both pathetically stupid.

they can't dodge a bullet

she has breasts?

"Hand-grip strength of young men, women and highly trained female athletes"
Leyk, et al. 2007, European Journal of Applied Physiology

turns out I remembered it backwards, it's actually a bit worse than I said: only 10% of women are stronger than the bottom 5% of men. money quote is:
"Less expected was the gender related distribution of hand-grip strength: 90% of females produced less force than 95% of males."

>those women are on juice faggot. And plenty of it.

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