2013 was 5 years ago

How can i make time goes even faster?
i want to be 60 years old in an instant

Not seemingly seconds,
Twenty something million seconds!
(I could use Javascript to work out exactly how many, but by the time you read it it would be out of date so I won't waste the time.)

>June 2018 was 2 days ago

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>2006 was 12 years ago
>Closer to being 30 than 13

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER

Like more of the same stupid shit we've dealt with ? What do you think it will be like?

Maybe something like Deus Ex: Human Revolution? Cybernetic implants are much more widespread?

I hate people like you. Shove that javashit up your ass faggot

2013 was a shitty year.

2011 was one worthy of remembering fondly.

like it is now just shittier

>We are closer to 2020 than to 2016

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>he only knows ASM
get on with the times granpa (and by granpa I mean homosexual faggot)

my entire life before 2013 just doesn't even feel real. it just feels like some hazy dream and i can't let go of this feeling

Wtf I'm a grown man

trips of truth
it's kinda like that for everybody else too btw

I'll be dead by 2020 so no not really.

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>it's kinda like that for everybody else too btw
i graduated high school that year and my life fell apart instantly afterwards, the last five years of my life have been a slow, painful wakeup call
it's strange to realize how much time people waste in their useless lives

You think thats bad! I havent progressed (physically or mentally) since 2009

2013 is such a meaningful year to me.
It was the year I experienced baby's first existential crisis: I experienced the most intense feeling of death related fear and dread I have ever experienced. From that day onward life just hasn't been the same, everything is sadder, bleak, hopeless.
I also finished High School and entered College. There is a "special" feeling I used to have back then, I don't know what it is exactly, but once I set a foot in College I lost something I couldn't ever recover, but I can recall vividly. Was it a sense of direction and safety? a notion of being young and having all the time in the world ahead of you? Hopes for the future? I don't know. I just don't know.

One of my fondest memories of that year is spending the first hours of January first together with /v/, playing Pooh's Homerun Derby. Seeing all that OC and all those threads. Before all that shit happened. It was the last time I felt starting a new year meant something.

>my life fell apart instantly afterwards
My brother in sadness.

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If you think about it. If you do the exact same thing everyday you'll remember less. You may think it seems like an eternity when you're wasting time, but ultimately afterwards you feel like it went by quick. This is how I felt after summer 2017. But i've also heard that when you're having a good time, having fun, etc, time seems to fly by faster. Which means you remember more because the memories are more memorable.

Does anyone get what i'm saying or am I just spewing autistic bullshit?

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Slightly different from 2018, but not different enough for you to start valuing your time and getting your shit together.

I was born in 1991. to me the world basically ended in 2007

Everything after that has been nothing but shit.

I couldnt even imagine having nostalgia for this shit decade

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after the past 5 years, i've learned what i lost and how pathetic it is to try and get it back

potential.

i fucked up, and the list of people i need to surpass will never shrink as i will never pass them.

and even if by some luck i do, we'd all be 30 at that point and what the fuck is the point of being better than people once you're a 30 year old boomer?

I'm hoping for another 9/11 (except good)

Some event that changes the tone of the following decade entirely. The 2000s didn't even start until after 9/11, if you watch firsthand video it was actually in the 90s.

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The only thing that could top 9/11 would be a nuke going off

I'm very curious. Why/how hasn't it been replicated? If they close the cockpit off so what? If the terrorist just gets a person that is already a pilot for the airlines then attack like this would be easy to do.

how old are you?

after 9/11 they put in a hyper security apparatus of people at airports that grab your balls and rape you

I notice that 2012 been the last good year for a lot of people including me... what happened in 2012?

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Probably shit
People have gotten really toxic recently and it makes me depressed

Yes, but I don't wanna be alive by then. Hopefully I'll kill myself this year or the next.

fuck you portal was a good game but everything else on that list i agree is shit

>its already 2020

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Mayan apocalypse dude

2012
The internet was fun, anonymous posters on the internet were just light-hearted shitposters, and things were all around very fun. Videogames were still fun to play, and internet culture consisted of having a grand old time.
2018
The internet has become a political battleground, every single part of any site is filled with political arguments, identities, and vying for the last word. Video games have become stale remakes of stale remakes, or shitty scams and overpriced lootbox simulators. Say a single word wrong and you'll get a million SJWs or MAGApedes calling for your imminent lynching. The safe havens are slowly being infiltrated and destroyed, and any hope of a free, wild internet remaining has completely disappeared.

>people arguing on the internet means the free wild internet is gone

yup, you really are about 6 years old arent you

>means the free wild internet is gone

It's been gone for nearly 10 years now user.
They've been taking it from us and pushing us into various controlled avenues for discussion and information gathering for a while now.
Slowly but surely.
Used any other search engines lately?
Ever notice how they always bring up the same handful of fucking sites over and over and over again no matter what you search for?
The internet is pretty much fucking dead.

It's about the spirit of it. People just want to argue about gay ass real world faggotry, and the fun of just fucking around is gone.

>2012
>The internet was fun
t. started browsing the internet in 2010
The internet was beyond saving any year post 2007

>Ever notice how they always bring up the same handful of fucking sites over and over and over again no matter what you search for?

I have a thing on the side bar that allows me to switch search engines at will

get on my level you zoomer plebe

>2012 was the last time i was happy
>6 years
>i only realized i was 21 the other day

fuck

Nah, it was still fun in 2012. Seeing the wave of retardation coming out of the deviantart era was pretty fun to watch.

>and internet culture consisted of having a grand old time

there we go, that's what I was nostalgic for

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Escapism becomes harder the more old you become. Time speeds up when one adapts routine. I don't think I can do it anymore. Everything around you becomes more shit: media, norms, and people in general. There's nothing to enjoy when you become lonely and old as well, pretty much no way out either except death, hopefully. I'm just so grateful I experienced the internet at its last moments before it became a consumerist haven, that also consists of normies on smartphones and social politics. I don't know what myself would have down without it.

>Sex work completely legal
>Not wanting to date a sex worker means complete excommunication from society

It felt like 2012 was the year everything died actually. 2011 was the last remaning breath. Even though it was actually at 2007-2008, I'm pretty sure other older fags can agree with me here up until 2011 it wasn't too bad. It's sad to see the younger fags enjoying the crumbs, though I guess it's still much better than now.