Middle aged thick women give the best god damn blowjobs on the planet and none of you can prove me otherwise...

Middle aged thick women give the best god damn blowjobs on the planet and none of you can prove me otherwise. Skinny bitches have always given me boring blowjobs, but thick women, holy fuck it’s like heaven inside their mouths.

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t. can't get prime teen pussy

Enjoy your fat, butsted hags.

This is objectively true.

I will, thanks!

Sweet jesus who is this Amazon?

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OP here, well I’m 21 years old and have literally hooked up with almost every girl I’ve wanted in my prime teen days so I Never missed out on anything fag. I just happen to know what it’s like to get blowjobs from middle aged thick women and let me tell you it’s 1000% better than what these young girls have to offer

gibs milkies

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30 years old here. And I can confirm you that older women are always better.

Older women to me are great because they have so much experience giving head, not only that but they are also more emotionally mature and know exactly what they want. But fuck there’s nothing hotter than a woman whose middle aged and desire me as a young guy.

27-year-old fag, who's been with everything from 15 to 30+. You guys are delusional. You're either falling for feminist shilling or you straight up can't get young girls anymore.

Bro young girls are only better in terms of looks but when it comes to sex and intellectuall bonding middle aged women win.

Yeah, you've never been with a young girl then. They're way more sexually depraved than previous generations. My last two were 21 and 18 and both of them did absolutely everything you could think off. They were ready to go anytime and anywhere. Good luck getting a 35-year-old mother of two to give you a rusty trombone or fuck in a public park.

Not even gonna comment on the intellectuall bonding shit, you're obviously a beta.

Im the 30 years old guy. And my women are from 19-62.

The older women are less insecure, more stable and more emotionally and socially mature. They are not just better in sex but also better after sex. You can actually have a very meaningful talk with them after sex, and to me, that's really great.

But all the older women I've been with are just FWBs. I want them for the sex and vice versa. I dont know how they would act if they are in a serious relationship.

OP here, I definitely will not
Get into a relationship with a middle aged woman, but FWB will always be an option. Relationships are reserved for girls under 25 in my world.

what is her calf routine

If she's single and over 30 she's NOT relationship material. We can argue about who's better at sex all day, but I think we can all agree there's something wrong with a woman if she's married at that point yet.

Both are pretty good man. Best I had was this kind of edgy tumblr stereotype "agender" chick that just moved perfectly, but I have like two milf "GFs" I visit often too and they're great at getting me off too. Women, young and old, are really nice once you meet the right ones tbqhwy

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photoshop sadly

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I agree. I have mostly fucked 30 plus y olds. They're fantastic. They just come to you

Retard. We're not talking about 40 plus. 30-36 is the sweet spot.

Some young girls dont even know how to move their pelvis when riding me in cowgirl positions ffs

And an utterly terrible one at that..

>he likes a vagina with a beartrap

degenerate

I have been involved with a 41 year old when I was at university. She wasn't after anything serious so it allowed me to continue fucking uni girls, and I always had this woman and her nice house to study in it she was out and begged me to be there when she got home from work to fuck her. Some early 40 year olds look like they are in their mid 30's it they take care of themselves. 30-40, if they have taken care of themselves, is great, I would really recommend to anyone to have a casual thing with an attractive older woman at some point in their life.

W-where might one aquire these milfs?

Go to the yoga sessions your gym is most likely shilling as a class.

>and have literally hooked up with almost every girl I’ve wanted

...and then you woke up

I crave thicc middle aged sperm bowsers

>rusty trombone
>To get rimmed whilst receiving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

The reason the west develpoed this milf fetish is because 40+ year old women are the last somewhat feminine generation. Not trannies with tats and piercings like modern women

>Not trannies with tats and piercings
Jesus Christ this.

>nose rings
>dyed hair
>big and ugly or dumb cutesy whore tattoos

Some of the more mentally damaged ones have stopped shaving their armpits and every one of them is a fucking "feminist".

>tfw we will never have another keibler vs torrie wilson bra and panties match
atleast we got kevin owens and gooksura now right

She looks way better like this. Thicc fags are mentally ill.

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>my prime teen years
>I’m 21

So, like two years ago then? Lmao

Back when I was 22i was working as a bartender in the airport and the smoking section was kinda a secret the door to it looked just like a service door and had no markings or signs on it. Anyways I'm not going to write or my long story here because it's pretty unremarkable but I'll just say one of my worst blowjobs ever received was by a 34 year old Armenian teacher from New York on that smoking patio.

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>skinny bitches
They're called normal. Fat middle aged women are gross goblins