Started a new job

>started a new job
>some female coworkers keep making kissy faces at me and then giggling to each other
What the fuck is happening, I've never gotten attention from girls in my life.

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Them making fun of you aside, have you ever had a nice job before?

Because maybe that's why they never gave you attention.

user please listen. They're making fun if you. They dont mean it. Dont take it seriously. I'm 100% serious.

talk to her alone and say you're flattered but not interested as confidently as you can.
>hey, I'm flattered and you're alright looking but I'm not interested
she'll say she was just fooling around, even if she wasn't because women can't handle rejection. that's when you get to say
>that's kinda messed up, why would you do that?
then you don't have to worry about her messing with you anymore, she's either a bully or immature. if she likes you she'll start treating you differently. it's about boundaries user, if you assert them people will respect them or cross them. in case of the latter, you get to make her look like a bitch, which is breddy sadisfying :-DD

>I'm bored girls, let's go tease that new autistic guy

Make kissy faces back at them.

>Make kissy faces back at them.
>tfw you would unironically do this
I don't even care anymore about morality/virtue, I just want to see where that goes.
>inb4 some guy says haha it will end up in you going to prison because rape accusations xDD

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Women do that for fun. In highschool a group of pretty girls decided to pretend to like me just to have some good laughs. They would say "user, you're so hot" and one of them asked where I lived and said "I live near, we can go home together sometime". Of course they were bullies because I was fat, awkward and had long hair.

Just ignore them user. They'll stop eventually

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This. Girls do no flirt and do shit like this with guys they actually think are attractive or they are interested in.

If they flirt with you in a really exaggerate manner like you have described, they are taking the piss, in the sense they would with an old man or another girl.

Maybe they just think you're cute. Not in an attractive way, but like how a puppy is cute.

Listen to a Tyrone for once in your wimpy life, do this dont argue with me just do it and be completely serious looking when you do it. You cant show a hint of the wimp you really are when you do this. The next time it happens go right up to them look them right in the eye and say "Look, either you're going to give me your number or you're going to stop doing this, which is it?" Give them 2 seconds to respond and if they don't immediately start giving you their phone number walk off and ignore them the rest of the day.

You will either get some pussy or they won't ever do it again. Either way they won't think you're a little bitchboi anymore

They're taking the piss out of you. It means they think you're unfuckable.

they're roasting you dumb ass because they know youre a bitch and will take it like one

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wow thats pretty good

I wish i could manipulate the roaches at this level

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This happened to me in my medical assistant class. 3 girls jokingly saying I'm cute and calling me their mutual boyfriend. They knew I was shy and awkward. They just wanted me to squirm

Report them for sexual harassment.

They know your a virgin women can smell it from a mile away.

>bro just put your foot down and show those roastie thots how much of an alpha you are xd
Mate unless you think you, as the brand new guy, are cool enough to recover from turning people off you already, don't do this
Just be a normal, sociable human being and do it right back.The only thing that dumb whores find funnier than them pretending to be catty bitchs is when men pretend to be catty bitches

They're just having fun, and nobody wants to be the sperg who takes it like a personal attack and throws a tantrum over a joke (which is the way they'll see it)

they'd laugh at you like a retard, or make a disgusting cringe face.

>do pic related face for 2 seconds (maybe less exaggerated)
>say out loud "you're kinda disgusting" (SAY NOTHING ELSE)
>proceed to immediately mind your business and pretend nothing happened
>repeat everytime they do this
>never mention it again and be indifferent
OP this hits their self esteem and self picture real hard -- you'll shit all over their mental image and they'll never bother you again.

do NOT do this.

this is also retarded

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You need to confront them. If you present strength and dominance they will fall to it.