Magic 8 ball thread

1. Yes
2. Unknowable
3. Most Likely
4. Probably Not
5. No
6. Only if you make it happen.
7. Definitely
8. Never
9. Ask Tomorrow.
0. Same Answer as Poster Above You.

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can i please fix my sleep schedule please i havent slept in 3 days

should I buy a lotto ticket this wednesday

Will I lose my virginity at uni?

Well this 8-ball seems to be pretty accurate.

thank you
ORIGINALITY

`8979`

Will I be dead within a year

Will I get a gf someday
Originalo

Will i ever be a happy rich neet?
Pls magic b8 ball give me thine blessing

fuck
Will I still wish I was dead in a year