Britfeel

Some Canadian atuist ran some people over a few weeks ago and left a note saying it was an incell uprising or somthing

Who is this and why should I care lad

She's quite cute lad, why don't you like her

Look at her videos, she's a whore and proud and that's not ok.

Shes a nasty whore.

Sounding a bit incel there lad, don't make me report you

no lad. what's stopping other well-meaning autists from being mistaken for an incel.
it's a total alienation tactic. makes them exempt from any sympathy. you can attack them with little to no consequences because muh school shooter.

>inb4 that letter was planted there to create the profile of an incel so they have a new target.
im on some /x/ shit now lads
its their way of '6 million'ing the aspies

"OI m8 you got a loicence for tha virginity"

any of you lads use z lube by goodcube? my rubiks started to almost grind and it seems good but I've never used it before?

Will it work on my willy? The head is too big for my foreskin.

The dude that shot up the paper in the States is also being described as 'incel'.

why does someone elses life choices upset you this much? seriously I can get not liking someone because of their choices but to get upset to the point of going onto britfeel to try and make people hate her and talking shit about her is crazy

Alrigh' lads, I've gotten a few calls about some incel behavior going on around these parts. You's wouldn't know anything about that would you. I'm afraid I'll 'ave to see your Chad certifications.

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never had a clue what being an incel was like mate, anyone with an IQ above 60 can get laid

I'd drop the IQ requirement TBQH

it's true though if you can reach 20-25 without having sex even though you want to you're not that bright are you

s-shut-up i have a really bad anxiety disorder

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how long ago was it diagnosed and what was it diagnosed as? also what treatments have you done?

Tbqh the incels do make some good points about online dating. My mum has even made the point that I'll get a gf at 30 to which I replied "that's only because they want to leech off my resources". When you mum is implying you are a beta you are fucked.

my problem with incels is they act like it's impossible, they refuse to exercise, dress nicer, get a job and expect women to just accept them or they claim that doing all that won't change anything even though they've never tried it fully

I know people with the IQ of moss who get laid. Nowt to do with intelligence, looks or status it's just being a fully functioning human being.

years ago, GAD. nothing apart from try a few dif medications, the only thing that helps is valium and i dont want to get addicted so i dont take it often.

getting laid has nothing to do with intelligence, not being able to get laid does

That doesn't make sence lid

tragic mate, clearly theres nothing you can do, destined to suffer but don't worry the fact you can't get laid is because of a medical problem completely out of your control, at least when you die a virgin you'll know there was nothing you could do

Nah intelligence is irrelevant to getting your end away.

A lot of men don't do much exercise, don't dress nicely or work and still get women because they are attractive. I think it's a bit of a con at time the whole self-improvement meme. If you are an average looking lad then it's possible and the advice is sound. If you are an absolute monster then it's pointless and some of these incels are.

Bag of shit lad.

Getting laid is easy. Finding love is hard

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You can have your face burned off in a fire and still get fucking laid. Incels are incel because they are shit tier people there is NO other reason.

it does, think about it this way
getting a high paying job doesn't require you to be smart, but if you can't get a high paying job then you're not that smart
agreed, read the post you replied to
>it's pointless
>living longer
>being happier
>being more productive
>less anxiety
>increases odds of getting laid or gf
yeah lad if it doesn't guarantee you somewhere to stick your dick why fucking bother

There's a grain of truth in that.

*because they choose to be shit tier people

You're talking shit lad.

thanks for making me sad m8

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How else could it occur?

>getting laid has nothing to do with intelligence,
So you can be smart or dumb and still get laid
> not being able to get laid does
If you can't get laid it's because you're dumb

Do you see how you're contradicting yourself

>If you are an absolute monster then it's pointless
Lad. Plenty of mongos are in happy relationships, many happily married for years. Incels are just shitty people. Only a small percentage of adults are virgins, but the vast majority of adults aren't attractive

o no lads what have I started
lets all just be frens

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>But between 12-14 percent of adults aged 20-24 have never had sex. This number drops to around five percent for adults aged 25-29

You aren't in that 5 percent are you lads?

>tfw missed sunny days which were yesterday and sunday, and couldn't get to drink some booze with only friend those days because had to work 2 shifts
fuck my life...

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i'll be your friend lod

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Just ordered McDonald's for breakfast. Looking forward to some poor wagie having to bike it over to me in this heat.

Woohoo!

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i hope youre just baiting him lid

ETA 9 minutes for delivery, lads. Who's excited? Only downside is no milkshake as the machine's probably broken again.

Someone else p-please join me so I don't feel so fat.

those are some big milkies cheers new frend

Lad it's not even 9 in the morning. Have a word

I don't want to annoy anyone and I already ordered. Luckily I've got two large Diet Cokes.

Wheres everyone gone lads

Lad you'll turn gay if you keep drinking that much cider, girls drink

Wow they're very filling I had a McMuffin a bagel and a wrap and I feel stuffed and sick and remorseful. What a great start to the day.

could you even imagine what it would be like being a girl with a massive arse
its like having a cushion you can take with you everywhere

yeah but niggers also want your meat cushion as well so its not all good.

Signing up to this gym seems dodgy, they want your full name, address email phone number and it says they'll be in touch. No prices or anything on the website. Yet nothing but good reviews. I don't like to use my legal name.

They need it because you're entering a legal contract lad

That's what it seems like, without even knowing prices or anything. It says the first 2 weeks are free and if you don't like it you can cancel before paying, but it still seems dodgy. Whys it so hard to improve yourself?

Don't go to the gym then lod. Simples.

You kinda wonder how it's possible to be a virgin much after you turn 16. Then you come in here.

You kinda wonder how normies can be so dense. Then you read this post.

Lads i get an email from Nike sending me a happy birthday discount for the month. Genuinely felt happy, i think the only ppl who know when my borthday is is my family. No friends and i dont talk much at work.

So i just gotta find a gf who is between 20 and 24, simple as. That way she wont know how shit at sex i am

LOL. Get a load of this guy calling an actual functioning human being dense. Fucking meat man, you have to laugh at it.

I reckon those figures are global BTW for the western world the % of adult virgins is much lower.

going to pick up me car today lads. 2.5k it cost me and I can't wait. hard graft, working full days 7 days a week, no friends, no vidya, little free time. all you NEET poo brains are missing out on the feeling of hard graft paying off. take the piss all you like but you'll never progress past the stage of simply living. now that is embarrassing...

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Eastern europe here i come.

can any normies here tell me how you're supposed to get laid?

>Eastern europe here i come.
Umm, why?

Pick up a girl, fuck her.

Arent they more traditional? They wouldnt be shagging at 16 like all the normies of this country, they'd be helping at the family farm until 21.

youtu.be/qnSnEgtP6DM

they're just better than british woman

No other gyms in the area lad, even this one I'm having to get the train to. I'm sure it'll be fine, they cant force you into anything. I'm more just worried about them asking why the name on my id is different to the name on my email and the name I signed up with

>33
>have travelled around the country
>lived in various cities
>travelled around the world
>never had to drive
unless you live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere there is no need to drive other than to try to look "cool" to other people.
bet you are a fag, you saved up your wage slave job and bought a 1000k mileage audi A3 when you could have just bought a 1990s vauxhaull astra for 200 squid
Does the same fucking job fag

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>621 miles
For 2.5k that's breddy good

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Jesus they really dont like him do they. Thats why i dont watch that shite, everyone just shouts over eachother, hate hearing that.

>1000k mileage
>621 miles
that is 1million miles not 1000km

Eastern Europe is one of the easiest places in the world to get laid. If you want women who dodn't put out until they're middle aged, Africa or South America are your best bets.

WHY DOES NOBODY EVER REPLY TO MY MESSAGES
I AM TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING HELLHOLE
I AM TRYING TO CLAW MY FUCKING WAY OUT
BUT NO
"FRIENDS" GHOST ME
PEOPLE I KNOW DON'T BOTHER WITH ME
NOBODY WANTS TO BE AROUND ME
I JUST WANT TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A FUCKING PINT WITHOUT GETTING LOOKS OF PITY FROM THE FUCKING WAITRESSES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

They'll just do a credit check and then knock you back.

Shh. Lad, don't shout!

Well lads it's my b day

fuck all doin desu out for a meal tonight so starving myself until then

one day closer to becoming a wizard

Really? What evidence is there for this?
>Africa or South America
umm no

>What evidence is there for this?
Riding Osties.
>umm no
Tough shit.

going to the doctor in twenty minutes
how do i get them to give me valium

I just want someone to like being around me lad
It fucking hurts and it's either shouting or a mass murder
And I don't want to hurt anyone

Tell him you want valium.

Be likable then, it's fucking rocket science.

wait, donald does deliveries now?

>jus b likable bruh
>its not rocket science my dude
>bro
yes I know I'm not likable, and I don't know HOW to be likable, that's sort of the issue at hand

Happy bday lad! How old are you now?

It was a bad joke
',:^)
>tfw didnt hit post

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