/r9gay/ - #365

I have an exam on thursday
Havent even worked through a third of the material yet
On the plus side i started rewatching gurren lagann

Would you mind if your short, girly, bottom bf had a bigger cock than you?
Asking for a friend

>girly
Honestly why even be gay if you want girly guys
Manly men all the way

Thanks for picking out an inconsequential part of my post to tell me something no one asked for

this desu, girly guys are just going to become regular guys after some years when their feminine looks fade, then theyre ours

fine then, no i wouldn't mind the penis part.
Happy?

>Happy?
ye

how do i get a boyfriend lads?

nobody knows, the boyfriend is an elusive creature
like a mythical creature many claim to have seen them but im not so sure they even exist at this point

how cute are we talking? What about a dumpy self loathing goblin that tries to take care of himself but is never satisfied and feels like a revolting swamp creature? is that qt enough for you? huh? HUH?!

What is this taste called? The messy hair is definitely part of what I like, but that isn't just it. They all have something else in common, but I can't put my finger on what. (and no, it's not that they're all British - although that may be a clue as to the reason)

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no. couldn't sleep last night, in pain, now my schedule's completely fucked and my motivation is dead and i'm on Jow Forums

How do you convince your family that you're straight

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first of all, don't let them know you're a tripfag. biggest sign of faggotry you can get

now fuck off

it's just called excellent taste my dude

Stop posting in r9gay and get a girlfriend

It's called curly hair, retard

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i could groom you into being a cutie

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why are people like you so angry? why do you just respond to a post and be an asshole?

go get some fresh air man, chill out

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Finding a gf is hard.
They aren't desperate like homos are.

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I live in a free fucking country.
I can be as rude as I want, now fuck off and don't tell me how I should behave

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do you kiss your mother with that mouth young man

Liss this DICK

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>Liss

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I never said anything about "how you should behave".

>try to improve myself
>workout
>take shower and clean my room
>look for job
>thing still don't seem to get better
>still no bf
what even the point? I'd rather stay NEET and kms someday. Do i have to keep trying? would thing actually gonna get better?

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>daddy keeps messaging me

lmao. i want someone my age

can this tripfag stop shitting up the thread

>chill out
>chill out
>chill out

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you should really chill out though

You should really suck this DICK

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i doubt it mate, originolio

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all that shit is just part of life. you have to get used to it man

good luck with that

i mean it can be arranged but it depends on the lenght and the smell of it

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This isn't a meal, I'm not some chef.
You close your eyes and open your mouth and keep it like that until I'm finished.
You can bitch and complain about whatever you like after the deed is done

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tfw still haven't worked out if I'm bi or just a weird straight

I just want some cute tall femish asian guy to pin me against a wall and make out with me so I can figure out if I have homo feelings or not

i got ghosted for the first time after basically falling in love with them. it was a long distance relationship and we never met so i guess it wasnt actually real. but i was going to go meet them soon.

>mfw i cried for days over a discord buddy

Homo-fascism is the future.

>tfw no bf twice my age

Kryst is an overweight spic. Yuck.

Anyone else here know that esoteric feel where you're never the hero of your own story, just always the villain of someone else's?

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This is where you find thin skeletons, so if you like bones, you're in the right place.

More like you never have the staring role, you're just a side character, or an extra in a long line of extras.

what exactly makes you think that getting my throat raped would be a reason for me to get upset?

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Will pay for a cute boy to come be my sleepy neet bf in Australia. plz reply with discord

that's on a good day for me user. I actively feel as though I'm some sort of antagonist. That I'm defective to the point of being "the bad guy" for other people. Someone dreaded for being so shitty to be around.

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Are there any passing traps or femboys here? If so leave your discord

prison gays go away

Im not prison gay Im a gynephile

gynandromorphophillia is hetero

you either gotta get into femboys and femtwinks or gtfo

Well I can't say I care how you feel about it be it positive or negative.

Just do as I tell you then go away

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>Are there any passing traps or femboys here? If so leave your discord
Are gays illiterate?

SimonMKWii#9336

>he reads whole reply chains before shitposting

lmao beta

>mario kart wii

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Yeah true. I seem to naturally fall in that role even playing a mostly passive part.

You are all wonderful and fantastic people, have a lovely day!

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How old are you? I'm 23 and still a virgin.

It's hard to explain. I guess the best way to describe it is that I feel like an intruder, imposing myself on the lives of others. And I know its irrational and insane, and that people *dont* hate me, and that I levy their imaginary judgement on myself while they likely couldn't care less. But it's hard not to feel this way, most of the time. I feel forlorn, and fixed upon a dread path to nowhere

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>people don't hate me
Lies, I hate you.

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just turned 21 few days ago and ditto. Tbh I'm not much concerned about it

25, virgin, and it will stay that way as I am too unattractive both mentally and physically

fuck off fat kid and let me wax on about my sorrows in peace. Don't you have burgers to flip or something?

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You have no say in anything until you take your spot as power bottom

Hello gaybots, im visiting cali this summer (from sweden) are there any cute fags in santa clara?

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>go away
sure, i guess that you would rather touch yourself instead of having a flexible cumdump around

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Having a mouth doesn't automatically mean you are tolerable.
And if the person attached to the mouth is some low grade shitter then to the trash you go

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Same.
And I feel like I never have anything to say either, but I just force it like I am now because of some stupid urge I don't feel like suppressing.

Good taste btw

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what quota does one have to meet not to be a low grade shitter?

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Fuck off Joseph and Ceasar ain't gay

thanks, morrowind dunmer are my spirit animal.

And I know what you mean, but like, in the other direction. I feel like I've almost always got something to say, but I'm either too nervous to say it, or I do say it and no one cares / instantly regret it / feel like im just grasping for attention.

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Its pretty simple, they have to be willing to provide for me with more than just their body.....I require their money

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So is there nobody here who has stretched ears then?

i fucking hope not, gross

I have a stretched DICK.

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what.are you gonna do with the money senpai?

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ive been thinking about getting gauges but only like little ones so i can wear those neat spirally ones. I've got a double helix tho

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I apologise; I have severe stigmatophilia from high exposure to gore and mutilation as a child.
Big penises and small penises are equally nice.

>tfw live in germany and no bf
>the cute boys are not into chubby haired guys
>tfw they're only into other super skinny full body shaved guys
im working on my body to get muscles but if i go hardcore working out i'll look to much like a fucking beast and wouldn't fit me because im a quiet boy and of course look retarded

going to use this thread to come out of the closet
i'm bisexual

alright that's that out of the way, goodbye

Whatever I want, It'll be mine after all.
Like I don't need to explain what I'd be doing to you either.

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Quiet beastmode is bestmode. Nothing like coming off as terrifying and intimidating but really just being shy and fit.

by that logic i would be yours as well!

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All piercings and tattoos and bodymods in general are gross.

It's not that easy to build muscle, user, you won't look like a beast without a lot of fucking work.
Just keep working on it, nobody likes fat boys.
Powerlifters and strongmen are fine though.

Only for as long as you remain useful.

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But it is shit in germany

Germany is shit then

Ofc it's shit here and boring well at least where i live

'Ryuk, where are all the apples gone?' Light asked his death god boyfriend.
'I got bored and inserted them into my asshole. They are, juicy!' Ryuk laughed. Light was now horny again!

>Big penises and small penises are equally nice
Men with small dicks dont need your pity
They need to know what fields they lag behind in so they can improve in others

what, like bottoming?

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whats the best way to remain in your life senpai?

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