No internet! whos with me?

What if instead we agree to cut distracting websites like Jow Forums and other social medias, I need internet for work and learning.

When you have no friends that's asking for too much.
The only reason why my parents think I'm not anti-social is because they think I'm talking to people on Fakebook when they see me typing on the keyboard rather than shitposting on 4chainz.

time will start when you wake up tomorrow. before that time get any information you need of the internet for the next 2 months, have a list of some books to read, gym routine, whatever

protip mew for the next 2 months as well

I agree OP!

I'm going No Internet with you

I'll make sure to come back and post daily progress to Jow Forums

unironically the best hint no one will follow
based op

i can relate, user

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Big if true, considering.

if your addicted you will waste time on a different site, forums, youtube, twitter, just googling stuff e.t.c

its only 2 months of your life, go to the library or something you wont die from not using a device that a generation ago no one used. If its appostulty mandatory for your job like you will get fired otherwise then yes only use it for your jobs website but not another webpage

you dont have anything else because the internet is taken them from you. you are homo sapiens you are designed to be active, socialize and be healthy not look at a computer screen. whats 2 months compared to all the time you wasted, get any information you need of the internet now by the time you wake up tomorrow you will be on no internet

not them but how to do it if i have to continously search for info about study on it? i start like that then open time wasting windows without thinking

The internet is fine in complete and total moderation under your own discipline and control. Get on, do what you need, get off. That's it. No browsing, no surfing, no retreating to the same sites over and over again out of habit.

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what do you need to google for study? do you not have text books? cant you use the library? its the Summer anyway. what do you think people 20 years ago and before did to study

if you're on this site then your moderation has failed

i have to search for guidelines which are yet to be printed (very recent infos)

if you really need it for your work and its mandatory then sure, get the webpage you need for your work, leave it on your computer and refresh it for updates but dont open another single webpage

You do realize that some of us need to reply to emails or use the internet for work, right?
I don't think you can find a single person who falls in your ideal scenario unless they are NEETs.

a lot of the people are neets or students who are on holidays for the next 2 months, anyway if these is a webpage you need for work do this just leave that page on your computer and refresh it when you need,

All the people who nointernet are not here anymore

this needs to be bumped

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this is what we need

I'm in.

It hits home user.
Some months ago a huge storm broke the wires of my internet provider and the service took about a week or week and half to get back.
I was HAPPY. My sleep pattern fixed, my mind was more positive, no pron, etc... I remember saying "hey I don't need this shit at all!", but then when the connection was back... I went into it just a little... one hour and I'm done... just to check my email... and then just a little browse of the chan... and that night I ended looking at porn all nite... and it resumed as always.

I cut Vidya, I cut porn.
Not sure if I can cut mindless surfing and youtube.
But making my day to day life less about sitting infront of this blue light, surely is a goal.

Gonna keep working at it.

i really need to do this but i don't really know how to go about it. if i have my pc in my house i will inevitably go on it, so i feel like i have to throw it out or dismantle it maybe. i also have no idea what i'd do with my extra free time. normally i just work, gym and have 3-4 hours to do w/e

we can make it bro. Like any addiction you need a lot of time off to be free from it, on September the 1st we arent going to resume our lifestyles rather just post on Jow Forums to tell others and see how we got on, resume no internet the next day and then have another scheduled update in a few months for those who still fell addicted or new people. I estimate by Halloween everyone will be free

read, write, go out for walks, play an instrument, learn a language, draw, study, work, whatever

internet has only been in the humans' life for the last generation the other thousands of years we got on fine without it, you;ll also start noting that you will naturally go to bed really early when you feel like it

See you tomorrow, faggot.

>i will inevitably go on it
It's really really simple. Don't do it. Just don't turn it on. Throw the fuse in the plug out if you have to, or have someone keep hold of some essential component inside it if that's what it takes. If you're at a point that turning it on is literally irresistible then I'd suggest taking action

yeah i might try reading and writing. maybe i'll start playing guitar again as well but i use my PC for that, though i suppose that is an exception because it's still "productive"
yeah i know it's simple but it's so ingrained into my lifestyle

a bit autistic, but I'm kinda superstitious so I believed that if I used Jow Forums during my exams I would not get something I wanted. Added weight to it so I never used Jow Forums

why do you need a computer for guitar?

that's where i get my tabs from and i use some programs/software while i'm playing that help a lot

I need to do this with alcohol, drugs, and pretty much everything.

I long for country and simple times.

bost your music

what

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Based

I'll say leave it for next 2 months, buy a tab book, do it by ear or print all your tabs now, its only 2 months you should go all out for it

What am I going to do? I have no friends, I have no vehicle, there are no sidewalks here, I have no money, I have nothing. How would this make my life better?

hear now I cast a spell

reply to this with what us your biggest insecurity(too short, bad skin, shy, virgin e.t.c) that bothers and you want fixed, if you stick to the rules and not use the internet except for an urgency till the 1st of September you will have your desired goal in 3 to 6 months, however if you break your contract you will not get your desired goal

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height, I will be 185 cm by the 1st of November after Samhan this year

>that 28 year old autistic virgin
help me santa muerte

I can live fine without internet. I lived without it. Just be ready to shove some other useless habit into that slot.

Going to do 30 minutes PERIOD of internet usage a day starting next week. There's any number of cheap hobbies to pursue in your free time (shows, movies, reading fiction, listening to music) and even more productive expensive hobbies (music, chess, gardening, going to the gun range). No excuse to spend all your free time on fucking Jow Forums fapping.

surely

I really need stop as well. However I will need to use the internet for news, research, and study purposes. Time will be limited for these activities though. All recreational purposes will be cut. This is primarily focused on the use of my personal laptop rather than the occasional video game or use of social media.

I shall start tomorrow.

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life would be so much better without internet addiction

A few things i shall do

Mewing
Improve my irish
Pick up the tin whistle
Get 1/2/3/4
Fix my sleep schedule
Go hiking once a week

When you have an addiction you can't enjoy life because it's holding you back I'm doing this no internet

>Fix my sleep schedule
I recommend reading The Miracle Morning for this it helped me a lot

I've been slowly eliminating all my addictions, porn, junk food, video games, each time I conquered one I felt much better and had more will power to stop the other. Internet has been my addiction since I was young

dont need to, removing the root cause internet cures it, when i quit the internet i naturally want to go to sleep at 9 or 10, i dont have to make myself do it

I thought the same but TMM packages a solid morning ritual and reinforces the idea in your head that it's vital to wake up and be accomplished early. Could find it easy for free probably

I hope we're all set for tomorrow, say your good byes, see you September 1st

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-fallible-mind/201706/there-is-new-link-between-screen-time-and-autism

Guys, I'm a virgin (19 yo) and this really hot bisexual girl (25 yo) is down to fuck. Should I go for it? I know gays have lots of STDs, but is the same for lesbians and bisexual girls?

I've had multiple girls want to take my virginity but I keep chickening out because I don't want to look like a fool. But I couldn't care looking like a fool with a 25 yo girl desu. What should I do?

you know the chick better than us, how can we know if shes got stds, but yeah lesbians are attention seekers that fuck everything so be careful

She's from tinder, idk her lmao

Is a BJ/makeout even safe or nah?

your only 19, if other chicks offered to fuck you I would wait before going with some lesbain of the internet who will blow a random person

The reason why I haven't gotten with those girls from my university is because I don't want to look like a fool and word spread. I need to get experience from somewhere

Dude who gives a FUCK if you nut quick or can't get hard or whatever with girls from school. If they are exp'd it's probably happened before and theyl be cool about it. If not who has the time of day to care about a bunch of late teen girl gossip? Any girl worth ur time would hear that and still give you a shot.

dude you're grand, they know you're a virgin, be confident and enjoy it forget about tumbllesbian

I'm not worried about that, I'm worried about being extremely autistic

One girl basically dragged me into her dorm to "netflix & chill" and I put my arm around her and then I just started rubbing her shoulder and then moving my hand down her shirt and rubbing her nipples for a while. She eventually told me to chill and we went back to just watching the show. I got so red then and she asked me if I was okay multiple times.

I realized how retarded I was then and should've began making out like any normal person. After the show finished, we just awkwardly laid in bed next to each other and after some small talk, I just began humming. She eventually just flipped over on the bed and started making out with me. After that, I didn't know what to do and got up and tried to leave and she just jumped on me and started making out again and then blew me. After she swallowed, I started putting on my clothes and she asked me how it was and I just nodded my head and then left into the snowy, frigid night without any coat because I wasn't sure how to ask if I could stay the night. I felt extremely dirty after that too.

I don't really care if the girls think I'm a virgin. Their opinions don't mean much to me, only my male peers really. I've stunted in front of them that I get laid and they buy it because girls come up to me at bars and shit despite my autism.

I'm not going to lie, but I do feel sexually underdeveloped compared to my male peers when I'm basically ahead of them in everything else. I skipped some grades so I was a bit of late bloomer compared to my peers. I'm known as charismatic, extroverted guy with everyone including girls in social situations, but I go into full clock autism mode when left alone with a girl in a room.

I know I need to overcome this autism, but I really don't know how. I know my charades and lying can't keep up for much longer. Thanks for talking some sense into me and I'm not going to go bang this degenerate lesbian tonight.

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Any thoughts on how to improve my situation

but for what benefit?

I think you need of the internet and get the autism meme out of your head. Your only 19, you'll get another chance soon and you'll be more confident

read

I have chances user, many of them. That is not the problem. I just can't afford to screw up royally when I take this chance. It'll hurt my social standing.

Do you see my dilemma?

lets get this shit started

Just to be clear, I won't open my browser. I'm still going to use Snapchat and sms texting which technically use internet.. also I get the feeling you want to also ban offline video games but you didn't really say that.

the autism meme is far too widespread on Jow Forums, most of the people that describe themselves as such are just inexperienced. I made a tonne of fucking embarrassing mistakes to begin with, I'm pretty sure everyone did. I remember inviting a girl over to my house, putting on a fucking shit movie cuz I was nervous and told her to find something she likes and I sat at the opposite end of the couch. I made no "moves" and at the end she just left and I said goodbye, no hug no nothing. It was fucking the worst but by the same time a year later I was fucking her after I picked up my shit and learnt from my mistakes. every single one of my friends has a similar story of how much they dropped their spaghetti the first time. The simple truth is u just need to push urself into the situation.

Should I fuck this lesbian then? She wants me to come over right now

sure, just use protection and dont let her suck ur dick.

Why not let her suck my dick? Can I ask her to do that with protection on?

I am with you user. I need a bit of internet for work related business, but I am ready to quit going to the laptop (already went back to dumb phone and deleted/deactivated all social media) to get on Jow Forums, ASMR vids, etc. and waste time. It feels like learning, but it's not. It's like eating a family sized bag of Doritos for dinner: you might be full, but it's empty.

Instead I will spend that time reading and writing, calling friends, going out to dinner with friends, etc. No more addiction!

I plan to keep work computer at work and only use the internet there (unless emergency) and not use home computers for mindless surfing.

Good on you for making this post and pushing me towards this decision that I've been thinking about for a bit. Cheers--see you in September (maybe).

>tfw doing /nointernet/ but tell a friend to get on Jow Forums and tell me whats happening

you fucking dumby just use a condom lad like how is this even a question don't make out though

How does that work? Just say, I'm not going to make out with you but get down and suck my dick and then I'll fuck you?

yeah basically

d-does that actually work?

I'd love to switch back to a flip phone but I travel all over the country for work and it's way too handy to have a smart phone.

oh yeah dude totally

try kissing her neck instead

>grow up interacting with a screen instead of people
>mysteriously become incapable of interacting socially
Grant money should be cut by 70% to anything not hard science

I don't even have a driver's license or a bike. I can't do anything. The internet is my only form of contact with the human species.

I'm not Brad Pitt or even Edward Norton

No. My discord bros keep me from hanging myself. People in real life are too contemptible.

My teeth. Well my whole jaw is fucked but hope to get surgery in a couple years when I have the money. Which is all part of my goals. I need this, I'm already on nofap. I just worry that once I get rid of the Internet I'll find other ways to waste time. I did this before for a year and I ended up watching movies, reading and listening to music instead of working on my goals.
So I was happier without the Internet, but I wasn't any closer to facing down the real shit. A procrastinator always finds more creative ways to avoid the pain of uncertainty and failure.

>psychology not hard science
steam majors when will thehy learn

>correlation always equals causation so you don’t need to test
Christ

Gonna do the same. Gonna shitcan the PC, or at least put it away for a long time (wanna play cyberpunk)

What about spotify? I have the paid version. Is that ok?