Femanons (and larping guys), what's the worst thing you've done to your guy friends?

Femanons (and larping guys), what's the worst thing you've done to your guy friends?

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>Hortex

These girls are Polish. I knew it.

I don't have any guy friends because men and women cannot be friends

In 5th grade I was friends with the tumor kid because my mom told me to and I thought I was being a good person
I've only had one guy friend since elementary school though and he wasn't even my friend

They don't look fat enough for burgers.

Not a friend but I was the interloper in an already rocky relationship

I tried convincing my ex this. Twice she made make friends and twice I had to tell her that its impossible for a guy to be just friends. After one guy asked her out she still kept him as friend. That's why she's my ex.

I had sex with his older sister.

This is simply untrue, make more friends with grils than I do guys.

>16
>friend lives across the street
>he is baby sitting his 9 year old brother
>calls me
>asks if I would watch him for a couple hours so he could walk to the comic/card shop
>I agree but told him I had my bf at the time coming over
>he said he would hurry
>he didn't hurry though
>bf arrives
>can't fuck in friend's house
>leave the 9 year old to watch tv
>super speed pussy smash
>we finished and were cuddling
>BANG
>knew instantly what happened
>run back across the street
>find his brother in his parent's bedroom dying in the floor
>he unlocked their lock box and was playing with the gun when it went off
>bullet hit the box and bounced back into his chest
>I call 911
>friend rushes home
>I make friend swear he was there the whole time
>he did
>his brother died before the ambulance got there

He still hates me but I don't think he could ever tell his parent's the truth that he left him in my hands.

Drugged my oneitis for him to pass out so I could ride him. I wound up pregnant from it but never gave the truth.

We went out on a "date" then after we were done eating I got Chad to pick me up so I could get FUCKED. Thanks for the meal sweetie :3

Wut.
Burn in hell. I'm not kidding, if this is true, you deserve eternal pain

This can't be true. Stop making up tragedies like this.

What the heck is with these "look who came out of his cave" pictures?

Post more. I don't even like them but they're oddly captivating.

Good thing there is no such thing as hell I guess.


I'm afraid it is true, I wish more than anything that he didn't put me in that situation.

>I wish more than anything that he didn't put me in that situation
Wtf. You put yourself in that situation you unbelievable cunt. If you were watching him like you were supposed to instead of fucking your bf like a whore, that kid would still be alive. Holy shit this is fucking insane you are literally scum and you need to gtfo

I didn't ask to babysit the little shit, I was told he would be back before my bf got there, he didn't hold up his end and the consequences were dire and all on him

You have no soul. You agreed to watch the kid, no one made you do anything. You were responsible for him and it's entirely your fault he died. I can't even imagine how self centered and delusional you must be

If I had accuracy information i wouldn't have agreed.

>agrees to baby sit her friends baby bro
>flakes out to get fucked by her bf
>baby bro dies due your negligence
>somehow you warped tgis entire into it being his fault
>"oof. I really wish he didnt put me 8n that situation omg"
female logic.

You literally agreed to do it on your own. No one was forcing yiu to.Then you flaked out on your promise and the kid died because of it.
That is 100% your fault lol

why are you blaming this girl? Who has a gun in their house and

a) keeps it loaded
b) keeps it somewhere that a 9 yr old can access it

it was not this girl's responsibility to prevent this kid's death. This gun owner is a fucking retard and makes other gun owners look bad

You all are retards for believing this crap original