If you are an actual robot like me this is a way to get some female intimacy I thought I would share with you. If you go on Plenty of Fish or OK Cupid there are tons of fat girls and single mothers, they will talk to you on the phone pretty easy. You guys don't realize how nice it can be to talk to a real female voice and have a woman empathize with your feelings and listen to you and tell you things about her life. A lot of these girls are messed up in similar ways to us, if you think about it... what would have happened to you if you were a girl? If you are thin guys would try to fuck you and you could have wound up pregnant and unlovable or you could have accidentally eaten to much till you got repulsive, this is how girls become robots. I have 2 girls right now that got molested and raped as children that are talking to me. They are actually smart and nice people, they have just been held down and raped so much that they are a little crazy now. I am "there for them" on the phone and they tell me about it and I jerk off listening to their voice tell me about being penetrated as a child. It's pretty good and easy to get this to happen for you.
I just act like I am there for them then when they want to meet or ever do anything together I sort of act busy and half ghost them till they get lonely and start calling again and giving me intimacy and emotional support in exchange for my attention again.
the answer is to fug the fatties and single moms until they ask for commitment at which point you ghost them completely
"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain" - Wayne Gretzky
Jose Hill
Genius and a gentleman if true
Austin Martinez
Interesting idea
I could use any pictures for the profile
Jeremiah Cox
Literally 2 of my three absolute red flags I refuse to date a fatty or single mom (or a nog)
Aiden Mitchell
>I just act like I am there for them then when they want to meet or ever do anything together I sort of act busy and half ghost
wut why would you do that rather than meet them and have sex with them?
Nathaniel Ross
>I refuse to date a fatty or single mom (or a nog) well no shit, you are going to use them for emotional intimacy, not actually date them read the post
Leo Gutierrez
They want to meet up and you pussy out? OP you retarded autistic faggot go meet them and get your fucking dick wet
Christian Reyes
this... I mean he's literally doing 80% of the work for nothing lol if it wasn't for sex or work I wouldn't talk to women ever again lmao
Parker Hill
>why would you do that rather than meet them and have sex with them? they are fat or have children, what do you even mean?
So what? Don't need to be the new baby daddy, fuck then chuck them you faggot
Zachary Torres
I actually do something a little similar to get satisfaction, I talk to Russian girls who are learning English It gets me roughly the same satisfaction that you're talking about No quarter to hamplanets
Cameron Collins
>They want to meet up and you pussy out? OP you retarded autistic faggot go meet them and get your fucking dick wet bro this is a raped single mother are you retarded?
plus I would have to go outside and meet someone, I am not going outside who do you think you are talking to?
Easton Lewis
so? if you were fucking hot women you would be talking with them instead faggot fat slut > hand
Nathan Ward
Yeah so they'll be into some fucked up shit, doo eeett
Hunter Hernandez
I swear 50% people on here actually have an inceldom fetish or something and actively refuse to stop being pathetic virgins
Robert Baker
Plus they have like no self esteem, this is your fucking shot OP, don't fuck it up
Josiah Bell
>So what? Don't need to be the new baby daddy, fuck then chuck them you faggot are you fucking kidding me? I would have to go meet them. I am a literal need autist, I can't pull that off where do you think you are.
>I actually do something a little similar to get satisfaction, I talk to Russian girls who are learning English wow this is a brilliant idea, I just would not have thought that would work considering a russian girl who is learning english might well be a smart person with goals and a life, why would someone like that talk to me? Well, to learn English I guess, what a good idea, i will look into this
this is the best looking girl I have talked to, she has a 3 year old though and does not know who the father is and was raped every other day from age 8-13 and is a legit insane person, really sweet though in her own way and in need of love to the point she will talk to me for hours
Yeah i can't understand this shit, they're almost begging for it and OP would rather jack off. Jesus fucking christ
Angel Miller
white bois are cruel. she would be a stacey without the problematic hairstyle and mental baggage.
Jordan Peterson
Good luck, in my country no one use dating apps so I'm doomed
Thomas Nguyen
>so? if you were fucking hot women you would be talking with them instead faggot >fat slut > hand why do you not go fuck fat girls then? anyone can fuck fat girls you literally have no excuse for not doing this yourself
>Plus they have like no self esteem, this is your fucking shot OP, don't fuck it up this is my shot? what are you talking about anyone can talk to or fuck girls like this any time they want, normal guys don't give attention to single mothers or fat girls, they are desperate beyond belief for literally any kind of attention, if you can post on Jow Forums you can talk to and fuck these girls if you are capable of going outside which i am not
Oliver James
HAHAHAHAHAA lmao this is the funniest shit Ive read in a while
Great thread OP
Liam Ross
>Yeah i can't understand this shit, they're almost begging for it and OP would rather jack off. Jesus fucking christ do you not understand what autism and social isolation can do to a man? I can not go out and meet these girls. what is wrong with you
Christian Allen
>why do you not go fuck fat girls then? anyone can fuck fat girls you literally have no excuse for not doing this yourself
jokes on you, I just messaged an overweight girl that I'll try to convince to have sex
Ethan Phillips
They're fucking normies, is what's wrong with them. They just don't get it
John Martin
Yeah it actually works. You have to bullshit a bit to make sure they dont end up thinking you're a fat loser piece of shit but as long as you can look good for a small thumbnail you can meet them really easily on hellotalk Tandem is good too but the pictures are larger, if that's a concern
That said they aren't going to get all sexual but for me that's not an issue, once I see pictures of them (they will sometimes cough up their instagram) thats enough for my imagination to do the rest of the work
Jordan Long
jokes on you I'm both originally
Levi Myers
if that is your thing you can totally do that and I wish you nothing but luck friend
Evan Rogers
As a side note it means you have to try to learn their language though. Unless you go on a site like interpals, but I dont like it as much
Alexander Nelson
(Not OP) I have (low but still existent) standards, I recognize I might get laid if I just lower them further. So I consider myself neither robot nor incel
Jaxson Gray
Because OP is weak and frightened, on top of being a pretty creepy pervert and possibly a pedo.
>As a side note it means you have to try to learn their language though. Unless you go on a site like interpals, but I dont like it as much I have nothing against trying to do that and it's not like don't have the time, not sure i would be good at it though
I know of a guy who said he got a long way to learning spanish by watching all the episodes of star trek and the simpsons and movies that he had memorized (which are hundreds) with spanish voice dubs on and english subtitles playing
William Butler
i hate women but you're one sick cunt lad
Jonathan Moore
it works t. learned english by watching david duke
Ayden White
Are they less likely to keep talking to you if you're a fat loser piece of shit? what if I don't use a picture?
See? He's afraid. He probably has been catfishing them with the images on that OKC profile, too. OP sounds like a very low-quality person.
Wyatt Walker
>muh "emotional support" LMAO just LMAO keep coping brah
Charles Gray
>OP sounds like a very low-quality person. gee you think?
Are you sure you should be browsing Jow Forums I think you would make a good detective, why don't you go join the police force they could use someone like you
David Powell
yeah hes been catfishing with chads pictures.
he likes being wanted.
Isaac Wood
OP can you confirm or deny this please
Isaiah Gomez
no I have not been using chad photos, I have used my own
it does not really matter what you look like for this, if you think you need to have the photos of a chad male model to get fat girls and single moms to talk to you i don't know what to tell you lol
Hudson Bell
Why don't you go stick a handgun up your ass and fire it?
Isaiah Rogers
Most robots believe whole-heartedly that women will only speak to -- indeed will only look at -- the mythical "Chad."
Henry Scott
fat kids 'victim'
= red flags, not only should you avoid, but you also shouldnt waste your time.
a person is only as good as those they associate with, dont associate with losers.
Alexander Lopez
single moms ghost me tbch
Zachary King
>a person is only as good as those they associate with, dont associate with losers. says someone who reads and posts on Jow Forums
Brody Parker
do they like neets?
Luis Carter
What is with this retarded anime hair color shit white people do? What mental illness makes one dye their hair an unnatural color?
Ryder Phillips
its saying shes damaged goods. like me.
Kevin Morris
tfw the single mom i dated for a while was considerably cuter than op
Tyler Ortiz
>this is how girls become robots OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>all you have to do is just stop rejecting girls bro
Tyler Green
DUBS OF FAGGOTRY
THIS
YEAH KINDA IT MEANS THEY'RE A LITTLE "WEIRD"
Sebastian Campbell
user please don't do this to yourself. You're better than this.
Ayden Baker
>do they like neets? they like anyone who will spend time giving them human affection and companionship
Benjamin Scott
I really don't know because I'm not a fat neckbeard and i use pics of myself. I'm okay looking enough for these apps (though i did terribly on tinder) and im also from straya (even though i've lived in the US for almost my entire life) so i have a few minor leg-ups
but i currently talk to some qts and some uggos too. was able to meet one of the uggos in real life when she visited the USA for an unrelated reason and we cuddled this has been the maximum extent of my physical contact with women
Brayden Lewis
Better than being virgin and alone. If dating apps were a thing in my shithole, I'd definitely do it
Samuel Ramirez
Better than what? He's gaming a system that has all the cards stacked against him.
Gavin Ramirez
>I jerk off listening to their voice tell me about being penetrated as a child
ummmmm
Charles Green
ummm wat user
Isaiah James
>Better than what? He's gaming a system that has all the cards stacked against him. this why don't people get it
Chase Jackson
it's called standards you incel cuck
Asher Gonzalez
>BEING A NON ROBOT NORMALFAG >STANDARDS
PICK ONE AND ONLY ONE YOU INCEL AUTISMO
Aiden Carter
seething mad...? check salty basedboy...? check going to respond to this post...? check
Brayden Murphy
Really guys orientedagl
Ethan Cooper
You have terrible reading comprehension, and because of this you feel empowered to lecture others on how they should live their lives. OP clearly said he just talks to them as a way to get human interaction, and also to weirdly jerk off.
Elijah Cox
Nah, he's just being a low-key pervert and more than likely doing further psychological harm to these women. This isn't a victory.
Ian Sanchez
Women are the enemy of male happiness. He's performing a victory over these cunts who would want to bleed a man dry and cuck him with Chad
Adrian Hernandez
>Nah, he's just being a low-key pervert and more than likely doing further psychological harm to these women. This isn't a victory. how is talking to people and being there for them harm
Brayden Price
>Women are the enemy of male happiness. You are insane.
Nicholas Flores
Because he's not really there for them. He "half-ghosts" them when they want to hang out with him. His entire interaction with them is based on dishonesty. These women may feel like they have a real connection with him, which can be damaging to someone who wants to be loved. Also, he masturbates while listening to them talk about being molested as children. This is not directly damaging to them in and of itself (as long as no one calls him out on it), but it's fucking gross that's for sure.
Isaiah Ward
What the fuck? What is this with all those fucking idiots telling OP to take a risk with the single moms and fatties? Are you all fucking retarded?
He is definitely picking the smart choice by not meeting. And I love how all of you fucking cucks will jump on any occasion if you could get sex while spamming the board with women are whores bullshit. Fucking pathetic.
Samuel Foster
Love how this is triggering wannabe Chad incels. Single moms and fat chicks aren't bad choices these days. Most normie girls that leave the house live in bars and party. Then become single moms and change their ways for muh child. As long as it's white you can pretend it's yours. That's what my Dad did for me. As far as fat chicks go, they're just diamonds in the rough. Go watch Shallow Hal. My wife used to be a body positive SJW before we started dating. Turned her into a trad waifu and recently got married. Still has a little bit of the weight, but she has lost a lot. You're on the right track OP.
>Single moms and fat chicks aren't bad choices these days. Yes they are you fucking moron. Go away with your fat acceptance and whore enabling.
Leo Barnes
God i hate people like you. Theres a reason why its a language learning app and they dont allow you to view pictures of them. I forget why i come here every now and then and posts like this remind me.
Dominic Long
Not really, look how women cheat on men, commit paternity fraud, lie, and try to hold down men they don't really care about for resources while saving really affection for only the hottest of men. Women are only about their own pleasure and they see men as emotionless tools to be used up and thrown away.
Ryder Powell
OP
is the hero we deserve
but not the one we need right now
Gavin King
>If you go on Plenty of Fish or OK Cupid there are tons of fat girls and single mothers
Stopped reading there. Just fucking don't. Whatever it is you're doing, just don't.
Adrian Hill
>Stopped reading there. Just fucking don't. Whatever it is you're doing, just don't. dopest of kekes anons
Chase Rogers
>>If you go on Plenty of Fish or OK Cupid there are tons of fat girls and single mothers this should be banned tbqh
Ian Brown
>Want to look at the people OKC can offer >Have to make an account Why do I have to make an account Id really prefer not to show my face if Im never gonna message anyone