How are traps so strong? srsly

How are traps so strong? srsly.

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If your ass manages to get caught in a beartrap then your ass was weak from the start

I once opened a jar for a trap

I was at a bar a couple weeks ago talking to this girl. She was tall (5'11 ish in heels) and she was gorgeous. Curly brown hair, freckles, beautiful face, green eyes, small tits but a great ass. I was talking to her about normal chit chat shit and the end of the night comes and we're both drinking and she brings me back to her place. She was wearing this tight white dress and boots. She locked the door to her apartment and I sit on the couch and she offers me a glass of water. Im sitting on the couch drinking it when she comes back into the room, in sweatpants and a tight t shirt and stands over me. She's looking down at me and the glass of water is in my hand. I'm looking up at her and her hands move and I look at my glass of water and she's pulled out this huge soft cock out of her sweatpants and just plopped it into my glass. It's bigger than mine, and thicker too. I'm drunk and I can't even make a thought at this point, I'm just staring at it. It's big and darker than her skin and uncut and her balls are fat and wrinkly and dark brown too. I can smell it, being this close. I can smell her balls from where I'm sitting. She's just standing over me with her cock in my face, balls and cock in my drink. Through the glass I can see the uncut tip of her cock almost hitting the bottom of the glass, the fatness of it and the fatness of her balls pressed the length up against the side of the glass. There's a certain familiar musk to it.

"Why don't you drink your water" she says, staring at me. I pull the glass down off her cock and look her in the eyes as I down it. There's bits of sweat or musk or clothes from her parties floating in it, faintly. Her fat flaccid cock twitches and her balls jump up and I place my hand on her fat saggy wet ballsack. I run the wrinkled brown flesh through my fingers and her cock starts to get hard, throbbing and bouncing and it fills up. The foreskin is now revealing the purple head of her cock I can almost peer into her flaring urethra.

Her cock is still dripping wet and I'm massaging her balls and she asks if I've ever given a blwojoh before. I shake my head no. She says that it's actually kind of fun. She says she likes getting blowjobs from boys cuz it's like they're exploring another penis for the first time but they already know what feels good. She asks me to kiss it. I try to stand up, not knowing exactly if I was standing to leave or standing to breathe. Seeing this, she pushes me back down onto the couch by my shoulders and it jolted me cuz she was so strong. My hand moves back to her huge nutsac without me even noticing. There was something so surreal about playing with another set of balls. Especially ones so big. They were still wet and they smelled like sweat cuz we'd been dancing all night. They hung so low from the heat of being presumably tucked all night and they seemed like they enjoyed the fresh air. I think I'm personifying her cock to make myself feel less gay, but looking up at her face that looks down on me was so hot. Like I was in her control or under her spell. She looked down at me with fierce eyes with her ace turned up like that "pathetic" bird meme. I can smell her cock so distinctly and it smelled sweet and sweaty. I kind of wanted to taste it and her cock bounced again and I could see from the big deep cockhole bubble up a drop of precum which I was compelled in my state to work out her cock. I moved my other hand to the base of her cock and rolled my fingers upwards to the head and a big fat glob of precum bubbled out onto her scrunched up foreskin, which spread by itself over her fat purple cockhead when I relaxed my hand. I finally reached out with my tongue and licked the tip of her cock, right on the exposed cock head. Despite being uncut myself, I knew that this would feel good for her, so I stuck the tip of my tongue into her foreskin which was tight against her fat swelling cockhead.

The Tate of sweat fermented inside her foreskin all night against her cockhead was almost enchanting on my tongue. I ran my tongue in a circle inside her foreskin trying to collect more of that salty taste. She grabbed a handful of my hair and told me to keep going. I looked up, almost forgetting that this fat brown cock was connected to an actual person. Her eyes were closed and her head was titled up and her mouth was open in ecstasy. I gotta say guys, the sight her enjoying my "blowjob" (or whatever you could call it at that point" was so hot and so rewarding that is encouraged me to go even further. I hefted up her fat squishy dick and began licking and suckling on her nuts. They were so big, like eggs. It's a move that my girlfriend used to do on me that would drive me crazy. I sucked one of her loose sagging nuts into my bathing mouth and licked the underside of it with my tongue. I was covering that testicle with my tongue. It felt like I could feel the cum in her nut, churning, bubbling, getting ready to shoot out. It felt so powerful and i felt so submissive in her hands, like I was her toy, her plaything, her servant. I spat out the testicle and worked on the other one for symmetry. She told me to kiss her ballsac to "give thanks" to the gift she was about to give me. Which was just a fat load on my face, as which point she made me wipe my face with my fingers and lick the cum off my face or else she threatened she would wake me up tomorrow by teabagging me with her collossal nuts. I became her little prison bitch ever since and I'm going over there tonight after the gym.

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Let me tell you how I know you are Swedish. The double uncut comment gave the game away. No other European nation is capable of such an action.

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fag

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the only thing traps exercise is their anoose for impossibly large dicks that likely don't exist where they live. They stretch and stretch, and stretch some more until they pass shit like farts, not realizing that the few dudes with big dicks that are interested in fucking them probably wont want to see them ever again, and not every black dude has a hilariously large dick. This is probably around the time the noose comes.

this isn't fitness
this isn't fitness at all

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Stop it user

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>That fucking nose hair

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Don't include me in the screencap

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Hot. Post her pics.

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why are you people so degenerate ew

>her

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