I have never kissed or hugged a girl

you think being KHV is a fucking meme? Its a fucking requirement to be here

same.
t. 25 male khv

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I have hugged one and been involuntarily hugged by a drunk one once. Neither were that groundbreaking experiences

As someone who has only ever kissed or sexed fat girls, gotta say I envy you virgins. 2 years since I touched a girl, thought I was waiting for one I was actually attracted to. Turns out I am just an ugly weirdo heh

I really don't understand how can somebody be a hk virgin, like I'm not a virgin just because I paid a prostitute but I've been hugged before.

Pls user tell me about you, I wanna know what's going on with you

It's okay. Much, much better when you're in high school, you're not fully developed and any new thing is tremendous. It loses its luster after you've either done it before, or you age enough you're not riddled with hormones.
Some guys though, you might be one of them, just have this brain thing where you love anything a girl does and worship them, and you don't grow out of that because it's intrinsic.

I have never kissed, hugged or held hands with anyone in a romantic setting.
But who cares amirite.

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I like to think we all have a qt waifu waiting for us in heaven.

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niggerfaggot, listen to my story
>be me
>be three days ago
>on a beach in gayrece
>turn around
>notice 9/10 aryan godess looking at me
>think that god is fucking with me
>a blond above my league looking at a slavshit mongrel
>notworthy.png
>i look at her and hold eye contact for solid 15 seconds
>smile
>she smiles back
>decide to go into water
>two hours pass
>familly goes to apartment
>beach empties
>only me and her on the beach
>she's taking notes or something
>cross and say god give me courage
>god delivers
>alpha the fuck up
>stand up and walk to her
>say "hi, you look like a nice girl, want me to buy you a drink?"

its that fucking easy user

>its that fucking easy user
t-thanks Chad

th-thanks
say it out loud

im 7/10 at best this is the firs girl i have aproached ever

>7/10
that's 4 points above me

I never even was in a romantic settings.

Yeah, same.
I was just following up on OP's post.

>23 years old
>Haven't done this
>Probably won't in my lifetime

Life is really hard

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I'm starting to think that i'm not human anymore.

24 yo. Understood it around 20 or something.

keep trying you have nothing to loose and the lowest reward you are ever going to get is experience

I wish I was ugly like you guys.
you don't know the pain of love and betrayal.
its better to not even have the option.

obviously a liar.
only a beta would ask "want me to buy you something"
nice try.

sounds like your life soundtrack is death-to forgive is to suffer user

i got her vk

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its clishe as fuck but it worked

What if I don't drink alcohol?

>tfw I have hugged my oneitis before
>still think about it every night before I go to sleep
It felt so nice, and her smell was intoxicating. It really kills me I will never be with someone like that, whom I actually like, because of my physical appearence. Even my therapist told me I have to get over my "unrealistic expectations", lol. I guess wanting to be with someone you are attracted to is unrealistic.

>unrealistic expectations
he's right. there's no such thing as oneitis only women with whom you're more or less compatible

how come is that supposed to prove anything

Have ever tried to alpha the fuck up?
It's not that hard, trust me I'm a 5/10 beta with no friends and 0 courage, but sometimes I have this sudden chad boost that helps me talk yo some girl for a couple of minutes.

Your head might go blank but all you have to do is keep talking, no matter what you say even if it's some autistic shit , just keep the conversation and go straight to the point.

The real hard thing is when she sais yes and after a few hours she knows you're a fat virgin beta

Just save up some money each month and hire a 10/10 Eastern European escort for a day each month. Explicitly mention to her that you want it to be a girlfriend experience. Spend the whole day cuddling, kissing and having sex and talking about her country. It's great user trust me

drink is a broad term she said that her father didnt let her drink so we got a coca cola

its your choise to believe or not
its pretty hard to believe i must edmit

How old are you, fellow slavanon

underage
inb4 MOODS

KILL YOURSELF NIGGER NOBODY FUCKING CARES

what country are you from based
/slavanon/?

I am 21 years old and I have never touched a girl on purpose.

The H stands for handholdless i think, which is a much more intimate gesture than a hug

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KHV is Kissless Hugless Virgin

KHHV is Kissless Hugless Handholdless Virgin

I am shy, I am ugly, and I am boring.

I have and I'm not even attracted to girls

O think hugging is a lil bit more intimate

If you think about it holding hands was something that most people did since we were kids, during school trips we held hands with our classmates from kinder just so we wouldn't get lost, most people hold hands whenever they meet someone new as a way to introduce yourself. As for hugging, is mostly performed with people you're close too (family, friends, s/o) even when you see a good friends in a long time you don't hold hands, that's for weak ass pussies, you hug that person in a affective way.

Hugging is way more intimate

whe I was in college and drunk I gave a girl one of those hugs where you pick them up and spin them around. She seemed weirded out by it.

So am I, but that shouldn't stop you.
All you need if 5 seconds of chad vibes, even if you fail it's not like you're the only beta fuck who has tried to get dat pussy

>but that shouldn't stop you
It's literally the three most important things.

Nah dumb Stacie's gave me a hug on free hug day at school, it's not intimate because you van do it for like 1 second and be done

Hand holding lasts way longer, and the circumstances for a girl to hold your hand are way different. That said, I have held a girls hand, as part of a class in uni.

A girl I had a crush on hugged me out of nowhere at a party (she was drunk and probably high).
Is this a romantic setting ?

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That's literally why some of us call themselves robots. A life without relationships isn't a real human life.

We were "compatible", though, the problem though was with me being unattractive, she told me so herself. "Realistic" for me means "ugly, obese with mental issues".

How did you spent your middle school without slapping some female thief ?

Physical human contact seems like a strange concept to me.

>there are people here who never had their female roommate drunkenly go into their room at 4am and yelled out homophobic insults at them because they didn't spank her ass hard enough

Try living instead of dying 1h away from where you were born losers.

But that's retarded. There are way more Kissless Handholdless Virgins than there are Kissless Hugless Virgins (and all of them are probably Handholdless). By default KHV should be interpreted as "Kissless Handholdless Virgin".

>female roommate

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That's easier, women don't mind to kiss on the cheek and hug gays.

lol no
t. drunk guy who brings weed to parties

>tfw kissed a nerdy kv once

It was cute as fuck desu

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Also fucked her at a winter cabin while she was licking another chick's pussy, I was picked randomly to be the only guy who didn't take Molly. They ended up going to sleep in my bed, starting touching each other, I started masturbating, roommate told me to fuck her and I went with the flow.

watch out for the Boomers ITT giving you their "wisdom"

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l didn't ask but ok

Im trying to motivate you to do something with your life.
I'm a proud member of an all female organization that where everyone has vowed to spend 10m everyday to preventing incels from shooting up any more schools.

noble cause indeed