/britfeel/

THIRTY YEARS OF HUUUURT. NEVER STOPPED ME DREAMING

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motion to amend

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Maybe after the game... It is Tuesday after all

Now every Diego, Santiago. and Alejandro is going to shitpost here.

WELL DONE

mr iqbal drove me oop to tha match und sed e will look afta me 11 year old dorta fer me. top bloke

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CMON COLUMBO LETS FOOKIN AV IT

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I for one welcome them. I don't understand the concept of thread borders.

getting those qt half time slags ready m8?

Let's be 'avin you then Anglos.

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RING RING

HELLO

ITS FOOTBALL, I'M COMING HOME

XDXDXDXDXD

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bet she gives a lovely soapy tit wank tho

>triggered weebs spend their time goalposting out of pure seethe

LMAO

My flatmates, who used to mock history, are suddenly super keen to go to museums to learn

she'd need a good soaping before i'd go for a tit wank with her

>used to mock history
all of it? Are they retarded?

i'm personally not a football fan lod

Goalposting is best posting tonight lids.

Coming home status: IT'S

christ, how do I talk to random women? I fucking hate that I was never properly socialised, all I can do is talk to mates and family, and even family I only see a few times a year I find it struggle.

I'm 6'3 so I get some attention from women even though I'm ugly. like just now I was at the shops getting snacks for the game, and was stood next to a chubby girl that was decently fuckable, and she kept looking at me, but I had absolutely no idea what to say. just pretended not to notice her to avoid embarrassment of weird smiles or anything.

ANNNNND there's my respect gone for you

can't wait for england to get knocked out, desu lads

>can't wait for engIand to get knocked out, desu lads

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t. britnormie the seething Scot

Stopped fapping over 4 days ago. No random boners or urges. Nothing, except that my penis feels somewhat cold and is a bit smaller - I'm a well-hung man so this is odd.

The typical "err so boring err so stupid you must get so bored studying it"

Meat pie
sosij roll
come on England
giz a goal

simple as that.

Well you're in for a shit night on here then lad

"fancy wrapping your gums around my plums lass?" works

Fuck off moni. Just cos nonceistan are shit at football.

>only one minority in the Morissons ad

Proud of em

Where can i watch game online lids? for ofc

would you rather I do what everyone and their dog does when the world cup comes on and pretend I care about football

Itvplayer lod.

>can't wait for england to get knocked out, desu lads

ha

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>for ofc
for free ofc*

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can't wait for you to get knocked out you bent cunt

I thought they didn't have one

>tfw drug dealer wants to meet me while the footie is on
Why can't they just legalise it so I have someone to complain to when this happens

But they don't pretend, they're just not sad cunts

gammoners are fuming over that one lads

Out of interest, how is the Russian team doing?

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>I'm 6'3 so I get some attention from women even though I'm ugly.
why does this never happen to me, i'm a fucking goblin standing 6'3, and not a single acknowledgement besides a few dirty looks

(you) can watch live ITV online lad. I'm doing it now, but I'm chromecasting it to my big TV.

>unironically using the term "gammomers"

How much did you cry when the Brexit vote was announced?

I've been walking round Peckham today in England shirt, lads.

whats wrong with having him round your place

CAM ON INGURLAND
>*BANG BANG*
SCOAH SOM
>*BANG BANG*
FAKING
>*BANG BANG BANG*
GOOOOAAAAAHHHLS
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

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it happens with every sport, a sudden surge of people who are suddenly 'fans' of the sport but don't follow it bar its flagship events

I need a personality lads
I need something to do to talk about

what do. gym?

>unironically fuming
#canthandlethebants

I dunno lad, for certain blokes being 6'3 just makes them look like Stephen Merchant, or even more noncey

They're going home, they're going home gammon's going home!

not a safe thread lads, i don't feel safe

good lad. proper make me proud ya do peckham lad

Neighbours complained last time. He's only just up the road but it's still a pain in the arse

>having an actual criminal in your house

>decide today that I'm gonna stop ordering takeaways
>gaining too much weight and spending too much
>spend probably 80 bong a month on beer & food
>tenner for beer/wine on a friday
>9-12 bong on food
>mum texts me just now that she wants a burger

Nuh uh not today.

just ride it out lad, your penis is just going through a recovery period. stay strong brother

talk about the fact that you don't have a personality of your own

state of you ya edgy cunt. go and get that neck beard cut

I cried because I feel sorry for thick cunts like you who were mislead into voting for something that will fuck you in the end.

FACKIN DO ONE THEN!
ENGLAND
ENGLAND

imagine singing 'long to reign over us'

what a bunch of cucks we are for putting up with that dirge of an anthem

stopped wanking 36 days ago

This is the thread equivalent of a dark alley full of delinquents

>there's this... thing in it... steve

If you support the England team you're supporting the gammon team. Either accept that or find another team to support in this tournament.

what's he done now?

yeah? well, doesn't buying from a dealer make you a criminal?

fuck off mike cuckbery

GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAA

30c is literally fucking nothing to where i live. In florida most days it goes to 40c or like 105 farenheit

>gammon's
What is gammon?

I can feel the heat from your seething rage from here mate

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your mum loves a bit of gammon in her mouth

if we lose i am blaming the lefty s oi boys in ths thread for bringing the team down with their negative energy

Imagine the word Gammon upsetting you this much

>I cried because I feel sorry for thick cunts like you who were mislead into voting for something that wiIl fuck you in the end.

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>no james
welp

Latest leftist term for "people that disagree with me"

>lmagine the word Gammon upsetting you this much

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if you cant tell hes taking the piss then you must be even more autistic than the rest of britfeel

Special Song, Special Song!
Let's sing our Special Song.
Our Special Song.
Special Song, Special Song
For people from where we're from
All sing our Special Song
Our Special Song!

>your climate is different to mine

Why would I be angry mate? I don't need to worry about the result, I have EU citizenship.

It's you who will be fucked, not me. You'll be the one who is angry this time next year, trust me. You should be angry at the smooth talkers who convinced you that leaving the EU was a good idea, but in reality you're thick so you'll just be angry at whoever the tabloid press tells you to blame for Britain being completely fucked.

>Vardy and Kane not on the pitch

What's going on? Why is Wellbeck there?

OI MAIT SKOR SUM FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNN GOOOOOLLLLLLLLS

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Who /wildfire/ here?

Half the English team is Negroid

Absolute state.

they are all the fucking same. its soi or onions from the right and now its gammon from the left. they can all fucking do one

Being upset is gammon. All gammon are upset.,

Going to Florida next month and I'm kinda dreading the heat. At least there's air conditioning pretty much every where

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