Confess your sins Jow Forums

I haven't fucked anybody since, im a lonely priest, no little boys to molest

>i fucked my sister when i was 10

Same actually except she was my cousin and I was 14.

i traveled to china specifically to eat dog meat

it was delicious

>i traveled to china specifically to eat dog meat

that sounds boring and redundant.
did you at least fuck a loli?

you should go into detail of what happened for a laugh haha just think it'd be funny to hear what happened haha

please

I kicked a girl in the cunt in 2nd grade. I don't remember why except she was pissing me off about something. It's just as effective as kicking a guy in the balls apparently.

>greentext it for us senpai user

>My mom found out about it and now they're living in an open relationship.

Well that story went very differently from how I thought it would go.

I occasionally jerk off while sniffing my sisters dirty underwear

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Tried to poison both of my siblings when they were children, nearly succeeded on my second attempt.

"oh you fucked our daughter?"
"ye"
"lmao nice"

I hate degeneracy but for some reason I don't think dating non-cishetero people is degenerate? So I guess my sin is uhh.. dating lgbt plus people? And being a csa survivor I guess, but that's not my choice and something that shouldn't have happened

>Be me me when I was 10
>Older sister was visiting
>Me and my other siblings would fight over who's room she would sleep in
>I won, she's sleeping in mine
>horny_sister.jpg
>Sister tells me she'll leave if I don't massage her tits
>I reluctantly agree
>huge_tits.mov
>Felt like I was squeezing a stress ball
>mfw when she left my room when I finished because she wanted to make out with me
>mfw I'm gay
>mfw I'm still mentally scarred to this day

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During a stay in Africa I gave a kid to two tribal women. They requested it but I feel bad for the sake of the kids.

I kicked a girl in the butt and she ended being my 1st kiss

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greentext it famalam

I sneak in to my flat mates rooms when theyre out to sniff their panties. Dont usually smell like much though pretty disappointing

>Helping out at a nature reserve in Botswana
>Occasionally encounter bushmen and become friendly with some, a woman in particular who learned english
>After some time she gets around to talking and asks if I'd be at all interested in giving her a baby? She liked me but also it would help her tribe
>I go along with it and she eventually gets pregnant
>Think that's that and still friendly
>Apparently some rumors spread and another woman from a different tribe comes seeking the same thing which I again go along with
>End up getting to see the first baby before I left to return home

It's a weird cultural thing where they communally raise children so there isn't as much care about who parents are or women having kids by different fathers so that everyone in the tribe is like a big family either directly related or not. In my case both women already had kids with fellow tribesmen so diversifying with a foreigner was seen as a special chance.

You've gotta be able to detach that it's your kid. Otherwise fuck dude, you legit left 2 of your kids in a fucking shithole. Like fuuuuck, imagine growing up and finding out somehow that your dad abandoned you in this absolute shit pile when you could've instead not been born?

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killed my little brothers dog

mate do you live in a fukin doujinshi?

They're actually very happy and get by just fine, the bushmen. It's a very simple and primitive life but they're used to it and embrace it and have very strong and loving and supportive family and tribal bonds. Not saying that it's better or good, or ok to leave a kid in that environment but it's not like I dumped them in a warzone.

But yeah I do feel bad about it from time to time and I try to give support how I can and only hope it reaches them.

Are you a white . What did the kids look like

I'm white yes. The kids look mixed but it's different because the bushmen don't look like typical Africans.

I guess if you don't know what's out there, what's there to be mad about. Tbh, bushman life sounds pretty comfy.
>Wake up naturally with the sunrise
>Fuck your wife (wives?)
>Go hunting/gathering/gardening whatever the fuck bushmen do for work
>Reap what you sow, don't have to work for some big jew at the top of the ladder that pays you pennies on the dollar he makes.
>No bullshit chemicals fucking with your hormones
The downsides ofc are shit like no medicine and not much learning past necessary shit to survive. At least I assume this is the bush life, give us a rundown on how it really is?

I sniffed my friends hot moms panties and jerked off when I was sleeping over his house, came and accidentally got some cum on them

>shit out of window
>religiously beat my meat to Loli trap hentai twice every night
>poisoned my friends dog because it pissed on my shoes

>loli trap hentai
Patrician choice my friend.

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what it feels like to have aids?

People get hurth and they don't even know. You can be hurted in ways that don't necessarily mean pain or sorrow

That's more or less along the lines of how it is, but add in a ton more time spent with your friends, family and the tribe doing communal things together and bonding and enjoying life.

Also the drawbacks are less and less because for healthcare the government offers support to them if they seek hospitals.

I don't, got checked and clear. Not because the tribal women, the bushmen don't have a problem with AIDS, but from a local gf I had there.

thats not a sin, user

Held my friend to the floor while he was laughing and spat in his open mouth.

>still can't read
Really hope this clot moves the fuck on with it's life.

Yeah, i'd be down with that life. Except I wouldn't wanna go bushman. I'd prefer ancient Greece. They had gyms, libraries, plays, art, etc.

also mad boipucci

I killed a black cat when I was young and am probably cursed for life for it.

when I was 15 I felt up my best friend when she was passed out drunk. I didn't end up liking it cause I'm not into other girls and I regret doing it. sorry Cathy

>Jerked off at my friends house when i was 13

You want to hear a real sin?

I let my 8y old cousin grind me when I was 17y. But I still have no idea where she learned to do that.

came in my 13 year old sisters underwear when I was 17.
They had slight brown streaks in them
niceee

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but you're a girl, girls do that unoriginal shit all the time

I very much doubt that, at least not with someone unconscious

the first time you discover brown streaks in a girls panties is confusing as fuck before you realize girls are disgusting too

nahhh they totally do
you just has a shit childhood I guess

>be 13-yo
>wanted to sniff my 15-yo's cousins panties like they did in anime
>about to go full anime
>notice brown marks
>smell them
>realize that it was undoubtedly shit
>whole world crashes as i realize she isn't some pure, holy waifu creature, but a disgusting human being
>lose the crush i had on her, stopped putting crushes on pedestals
>to this day get a bit disgusted by SNIFF memes
th-thanks, cousin?

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literally never heard a single girl say this, and regardless I wish I hadn't done it

oh man I just got bad secondhand anxiety at the the thought of someone catching you doing that

Incrst in only 5 replies. Good job reddi- I mean Jow Forums.

I killed tiny butterflies when i was 6-8.

>tfw autism

I don't know if this is a sin but a have strong urge to kill people. Maybe one of the stories of me killing someone will end up here some day..

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>mfw want to kill people because I don't get laid
I'm following your path, elliot

I actually about stabbing a couple more than ones. This happend on my birthday. I was near in tear because i was still a virgin. I saw a couple outside the grocery store. The man was fat, bald in a tshirt, the women was semi-fat in her late 20s. They has some kids around, one in a babycarriage and one in running around their leg. Why was the man allowed to have sex with her but not me? I look much better than both of them.

I am superior to them, yet these fat ugly people have sex but not me. I would like to have kills them with a knife plunged in his neck.

>be 10
>peanut butter on balls
>dog licks balls
>cum on dog's eye
>dog gets eye infection
>no one finds out why
haha yes

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I want to commit a massacre on valentine's day

Juicy. Got any details

It's not something concrete, I just want to do it on that date because it'll be symbolic

so rape is not a sinn as long as nobody get hurt ?

I want my sin to be stomping you to death.

Fucked my bro when I was 11.

Sometimes I masturbate to the models of children's leotards on online stores

So a normal friday night for normies then.
Hardly a sin user, is it?

Told a friend of mine to get cancer (he had cancer at the time). He died a month later.

Things I know I did:
>made fake accounts to follow someone's private accounts, mainly because I was paranoid that they were saying negative things about me
>checked a site which previously had cp because I was hoping it was gone so I could explore the other stuff there, but instead I saw the same image I'd seen when I first went to the site (and it haunts me to this day)
>said that this one horse's haircut reminded me of a girl I was into, and said that the Dead or Alive guy in the "You Spin Me Round" video reminded me of her
>stopped sitting next to my friend during lunch without warning, or with very little warning, leaving him alone and possibly waiting for me
>gave my mom a hard time about not letting me transition into a man even though she was probably right (since I'm much more comfortable with my sex characteristics now)
>posted nudes online when I was under 18
>gave consent for a guy to cum in my butt, but he put it in the front hole instead and I didn't tell him because it felt too good
>was 45 minutes late to a birthday party that my friend threw for me (I thought it was the day after)
Things that I think I did:
>helped my cousin pull down her younger brother's pants and underwear in public when he lost a game (or at least didn't stop her from doing so)
>forgot that I was dating someone and posted/sent nudes, and continued to do so even after I remembered we were dating (I do believe she had a boyfriend at the time, so most people don't consider what I did to be cheating, but I still feel guilty)
>met a guy on Tinder and agreed to a summer fling with him, but still participated in romantic and/or sexual conversations with other people before confirming that the relationship was open
Things that I probably didn't do but still get anxious over the fact that I might've:
>urinated in the shower while having a roommate
>watched porn while dating an ultra-Catholic boy who probably wouldn't have approved

>Found my brother's porn at 7 or 8
>Hardcore Hentai
>Learnt to masturbate
>Been a freak since
Am fembot

Seriously Leddit ? You have no sense of shame.

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I lied about having an old boyfriend die and being raped to my new boyfried

Whoops

Nice LARP, homofag

Where is this from ? Which book ?

I enjoy this radio show
youtu.be/EqD1HxmoxIU

>helping out at a nature reserve on Botswana
Of course he's fucking white

Shit Magnet by Jim Goad

Fapped to beastiality sex stories while sleeping in the same room as my mom

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Jesus Christ, user you legendary asshole

>Bullied every single nerd when I was at secondary school
>Mfw still ended up here
Bullies get the same fate after all then...

my sister tried to fuck me when I was 7 or 8. Unfortunately it didn't work. Wish she would try again now. :(

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You guys are fucking sick. Holy shit

[original comment]

I wish our time had that stuff.

Ive pushed people I didnt like to suicide
Ive made every person thats cared about me suffer for it, since I can remember, for my enjoyment.
Ive taken advantage of the charity of others.
I have made strangers feel terrible because I had nothing else to do.
Ive put both of my parents through hell several times because I like seeing them cry.
There are things I cannot admit here, and that makes me almost satisfied.
Ive sexually abused several people, but had no sexual interest in any of them.
My family is afraid of me, but cant help do what I say, because I give them what they need when they need it.
I have tasted things I shouldnt and felt ways that are disgusting.
I have enjoyed all of it.
I come here because I like reading about your suffering user, so dont ever feel like no one cares about you. I do.

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don't we all? Thought that was standard.

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*unsheathes fishing rod* heh nothing personelle earthworm *stabs worm onto hook* *tips bucket hat*

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Should I have added I enjoy the idea of eating something that had to be killed for me to enjoy it? Fishing with my grandfather is one of my favorite memories. Never seen something struggle like a swordfish. It cared so much, but I cared more. Isnt that beautiful?

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edgy.

(original comment yo)

>I robbed and murdered a violent spic
>I have cheated with an engaged woman
>I've sold drugs to kids
Forgive me father.

I like what I like. Call enjoyment what you want. But I promise youve never made someone feel how ive made them feel. Can you make someone love you just to break their heart? I was doing it before double digits. You wanted a thread about sins, I feel no shame.

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the only time I've ever eaten pussy is from when I was 8, there was a girl who lived next door who was 6 and I tricked her into licking her pussy by telling her it was a game. She also licked and sucked on my cock

>I robbed and murdered someone
>That means they're violent and amoral

Look in the mirror
If anyone is king nigger, it is you.

I posted nudes in exchange for steam games on /b/

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Not a sin in my book

I catfished several desperate ugly girls online to the point they thought a chad on a white steed was falling in love with them.
Then I blocked them